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Thread: How to Turn Chicks On (GTFIH SRS) (ALPHA)

post 1506770841 06-01-2017, 12:47 PM
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How to Turn Chicks On (GTFIH SRS) (ALPHA)

Don't know why my last thread was deleted, I thought I'd share some success I've been having with you guys

Many of you will think this is stupid, disgusting, etc.

Some of you will think I'm trolling.

But if you want the key to attracting quality women like never before, I suggest you give this a try for atleast one week.



What makes girls think of sex? Well, SEX of course. Each morning before going to work or at night before I hit the club with my mates, I have a quick wank and rub the cum onto my neck/cheeks/upper lip.

The pheromones and subtle scent make the girls go nuts when I'm able to get close to them. I've been rubbing jizz onto myself for 3 weeks now and I've smashed 3 different girls in the past 2 weeks (srs)
post 1506770981 06-01-2017, 12:49 PM
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God your alpha op. Come over here and cover my face in sea men so I can be alpha like you. Right now I'm just a beta but I realize now if you bust a full 2 testicle load all over my glorious jaw line the bishes will be lining up.
post 1506771661 06-01-2017, 12:54 PM
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In my day trolling mean something.



I hope you get banned for abusing the (srs) tag.
post 1506771821 06-01-2017, 12:55 PM
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roflmao
would rate/ 10

passing out is an option, quitting is not
post 1506771951 06-01-2017, 12:56 PM
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This is why I MISC
Pureblood

RIP Duckenheimer (miscer) much respek

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Finally Someone
**WITH BALLS**
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post 1506771961 06-01-2017, 12:56 PM
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I am 12 and what is this?
*eggs crew*
*raiders crew*
post 1506772011 06-01-2017, 12:56 PM
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Op you sick phuck I was having my lunch.
post 1506777301 06-01-2017, 01:43 PM
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OP goes out, looking like just got done eating a glazed doughnut...cool...cheaper than Aventus
post 1506778471 06-01-2017, 01:51 PM
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“Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.”
― Ronald Reagan

† Acts 4:12 †
There's salvation only in Christ

† II Corinthians 12:7-10 †
Suffering humbles us, it's truly a bless in disguise
post 1506778731 06-01-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Imthebestmayne⏩
Don't know why my last thread was deleted, I thought I'd share some success I've been having with you guys

Many of you will think this is stupid, disgusting, etc.

Some of you will think I'm trolling.

But if you want the key to attracting quality women like never before, I suggest you give this a try for atleast one week.



What makes girls think of sex? Well, SEX of course. Each morning before going to work or at night before I hit the club with my mates, I have a quick wank and rub the cum onto my neck/cheeks/upper lip.

The pheromones and subtle scent make the girls go nuts when I'm able to get close to them. I've been rubbing jizz onto myself for 3 weeks now and I've smashed 3 different girls in the past 2 weeks (srs)
post 1506779021 06-01-2017, 01:55 PM
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Ive seen some chit on misc but this takes the cake

Then you puts the lotion in the basket and squeeze your junk between your legs i take it?
post 1506779651 06-01-2017, 01:59 PM
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neglect

they're little whores worthy of no respect and that's how they like it
post 1506786561 06-01-2017, 02:52 PM
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This made me laugh uncontrollably and I'm not sure why
post 1506786891 06-01-2017, 02:55 PM
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If you think you're successful rubbing your own jizz on you just wait til you try mine OP.
post 1506787071 06-01-2017, 02:57 PM
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Been doing this for years op. No pillow cold shower jizz on face crew.
Mods change sig crew
Mods are virgins crew
NEGS mods on sight crew
NEGS women on sight crew
NEGS cuppers on sight
Most miscers couldn’t fight sleep crew
Can’t be touched crew
Black from the waist down crew
Clever crew
post 1506787251 06-01-2017, 02:58 PM
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Negged for abuse of Srs tag hope u get ban hammer
post 1506787261 06-01-2017, 02:58 PM
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Brah
post 1506787611 06-01-2017, 03:02 PM
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Alpha, srs tag and jizz on your on face in the same thread.

Negged
post 1506787871 06-01-2017, 03:04 PM
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Prove it.
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☠☠**Extremely Moderate**
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post 1506787941 06-01-2017, 03:05 PM
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If ever you needed proof that OP is a *******....
‾\_(ツ)_/‾
post 1506788301 06-01-2017, 03:09 PM
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this is why i misc
post 1506788481 06-01-2017, 03:10 PM
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fuk I'm done with misc for today
18/88
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post 1506788681 06-01-2017, 03:12 PM
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Abuse of srs tag.
post 1506788791 06-01-2017, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By roddypiper12⏩
Prove it.
post 1506794011 06-01-2017, 03:58 PM
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i tried so hard to not laugh out loud in class.
Crew crew
post 1506814841 06-01-2017, 07:18 PM
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oh lawd wonder how many foreveralone miscers are gonna get trolled by this
post 1506815601 06-01-2017, 07:25 PM
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Turning on chicks? You just got to walk up and say hi. Works every time.
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post 1506816301 06-01-2017, 07:29 PM
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This Is relevant to my interests
Change sig every day crew
Lost is the best TV show of all time crew
10+ year miscer crew
Drop pants to the ground at the urinal crew
In Christ alone my hope is found crew
6'2" master race but use the little urinal crew
Too many crews in my sig crew
post 1506817711 06-01-2017, 07:41 PM
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So we start collecting our jizz in little bottles and sprinkle it on us throughout the day for extra effect?
** fishface crew ( ε ) **
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** got laid more when i was unaesthetic crew **
post 1506818141 06-01-2017, 07:45 PM
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I've found once you discover they think with emotions and they aren't rational/logical and that their behavior is easily understandable, you can manipulate it easily, you view them similar to children and pay them little attention, because it's way too much hassle...

Basically once you DGAF and worry about making money and doing well yourself..... they notice immediately. They can tell you're not a thirsty beta.
SINK Crew (Single Income No Kids)


Who gon' drive? How about we both drive. I love that Sh*t.
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