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post 1508088751 06-12-2017, 01:05 AM
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"I'm Open To Anything, Just Please Don't Kill me" (Pic ) (Srs)

I was suggesting some date ideas and she said this..
cute 18 year old girl. Matched and actually responded.. already worked out when we are both free..



lmfao...


"Open to anything".......



























"ANYTHING"






















Spoiler!
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post 1508088841 06-12-2017, 01:08 AM
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there ya go, now dont **** it up.
buys picture frames with stock photos of happy families and hangs them in house so i feel like i have friends crew.
post 1508088911 06-12-2017, 01:09 AM
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For God's sake don't fuk it up by saying you're a virgin, especially since you're not even a virgin anymore.

Good luck.
post 1508089011 06-12-2017, 01:12 AM
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Nick getting the sloots now
post 1508089031 06-12-2017, 01:13 AM
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How big is Nick's cock
post 1508089071 06-12-2017, 01:15 AM
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u look like fitnessblue op
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Fukn Brozart
post 1508089251 06-12-2017, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains
For God's sake don't fuk it up by saying you're a virgin, especially since you're not even a virgin anymore.

Good luck.
I already told her I was , sry
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post 1508089301 06-12-2017, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
I already told her I was , sry
tours over
post 1508089351 06-12-2017, 01:23 AM
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ded @ spoiler.

think you found your soulmate lad.

get in.
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post 1508089361 06-12-2017, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By paradigmshift5
How big is Nick's cock
wut?



brah....
post 1508089691 06-12-2017, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted By paradigmshift5
How big is Nick's cock
Forgot no homo
Samsbolton - 43 years of age:

*
post 1508089721 06-12-2017, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
I already told her I was , sry
Dude...
post 1508089811 06-12-2017, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
I already told her I was , sry
So proud of witnessing your loss of virginity but now you have to keep going
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post 1508089931 06-12-2017, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3
Forgot no homo
would eat your ass
post 1508090021 06-12-2017, 01:42 AM
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7.6 x 5.5
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post 1508090151 06-12-2017, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
7.6 x 5.5
Nice I'm like 5.0 x 4.5
post 1508090241 06-12-2017, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By paradigmshift5
Nice I'm like 5.0 x 4.5
Nice

Nice







Nice











Nice






















Noice
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post 1508090301 06-12-2017, 01:48 AM
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I really don't get how you manage to get into these types of situations where the girl clearly wants you, but you still manage to screw things up.

This time, go all in and show no fears.
-best poster of 2017 (haters are jealous as fuk lol ya'll can't see me i stay crispy)
post 1508090351 06-12-2017, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz
Nice

Nice







Nice











Nice






















Noice
noice...


































NOICE
post 1508090561 06-12-2017, 01:56 AM
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Lol'd hard at spoilers OP but lying about being a virgin is like telling chicks you have a 1" dink
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post 1508091281 06-12-2017, 02:09 AM
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You're good to go man...
















Spoiler!
Just don't kill her.
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post 1508091671 06-12-2017, 02:16 AM
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expect anal
post 1508091821 06-12-2017, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
7.6 x 5.5
bro can i get some legit advice from you im in your old shoes, like a pm or something
post 1508092131 06-12-2017, 02:28 AM
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Fukin lol this again

Tell her you're a virgin bro. Oh wait you already did.
post 1508092561 06-12-2017, 02:39 AM
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If you're going to go from spamming misc with FA threads to spamming it with female text threads, at least make them entertaining.

Now it just looks like "Hey look misc now I get girls look at me I'm Mr Meeseeks".
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post 1508092701 06-12-2017, 02:42 AM
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How big is the trunk of your Car OP?
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post 1508092751 06-12-2017, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By theBass
expect anal
what the red said
post 1508093361 06-12-2017, 02:55 AM
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lots of sloots would rather death than looking at your face OP
post 1508093691 06-12-2017, 03:07 AM
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Take her shopping at the hardware store.

Gloves
Spade
tape
Saw
face mask


You know. May as well see if she is kidding and possibly up for ANYTHING.
Ride it like you just stole it.
post 1508093781 06-12-2017, 03:11 AM
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18 years old you say?

cant wait for tomorrows, sloot went NC what do misc
Keep mod discussions out of your sig line

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