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post 1510780331 07-05-2017, 11:51 AM
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The most ironic thing both men and women do to improve their looks

Is how men generally care more about a woman's body than her face (she just needs to be barely average facially) yet so many women are fat fuks who obsess about making their face look better with makeup. Instead of throwing paint on their tub of lard face, they could just stop eating and become 10x more attractive

Whereas women care almost entirely about a man's face yet so many guys are obsessed with getting huge rather than consulting a plastic surgeon. They would rather spend thousands gymcelling to no avail when that money could have been put towards jaw implants, genio or a lefort. Put down the barbells and protein powder and just search cosmetic surgeons near me into google

It's classic projection, we get hard most to hot body so we assume women do the same. Women only get turned on by a well shaped attractive face and assume men do to
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post 1510780681 07-05-2017, 11:55 AM
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I already got a good face so i work on my gains instead
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post 1510781281 07-05-2017, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By SyIte⏩
I already got a good face so i work on my gains instead
If you lift and post on the misc, I highly doubt it
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post 1510782001 07-05-2017, 12:07 PM
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Didn't Luc1fer make this exact same thread this morning
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Didn't Luc1fer make this exact same thread this morning
Link to thread? I'll grey you
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post 1510782401 07-05-2017, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Didn't Luc1fer make this exact same thread this morning
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post 1510782561 07-05-2017, 12:12 PM
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Red actually making a lot of sense with this post.


Still gonna lift though. We pretending women don't want it all?
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post 1510782571 07-05-2017, 12:12 PM
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Extremely valid points from the Red...

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I was with you until you mentioned plastic surgery rather than a little bit of personal grroming, a good haircut and maybe some consealer over blemishes and scars



Also I choose women based on face rather than body... I'd rather someone 25-50lbs overweight with a pretty face than someone 2 points lower on the face scale than I would like but with a rocking body
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Cosmetic Surgery
Being a man

Pick one.

I need to find a new forum. These threads are killing my brain cells.

People on here should focus more on being happy and doing things for others rather than finding some magic cure to not meeting women. Go out in public. There are average ass people everywhere with beautiful women because they don't spend their entire existence trying to blame their lack of human contact on the way their eyes slant or the shape of their skull.
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No ugly people need to just fukking accept it
post 1510784301 07-05-2017, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
No ugly people need to just fukking accept it
The way you worded your sentence implies that ugly people DONT need to accept it, cretin
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post 1510784381 07-05-2017, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Acal83⏩
Cosmetic Surgery
Being a man

Pick one.

I need to find a new forum. These threads are killing my brain cells.

People on here should focus more on being happy and doing things for others rather than finding some magic cure to not meeting women. Go out in public. There are average ass people everywhere with beautiful women because they don't spend their entire existence trying to blame their lack of human contact on the way their eyes slant or the shape of their skull.
It really does dumb you down

plastic surgery wouldn't be nearly as profitable as it is without mentally ill peeps willing to trade pain and money for percieved beauty

Misc may as well be the local loony bin now
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post 1510784441 07-05-2017, 12:30 PM
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suprisingly good point
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Originally Posted By Acal83⏩
Cosmetic Surgery
Being a man

Pick one.

I need to find a new forum. These threads are killing my brain cells.

People on here should focus more on being happy and doing things for others rather than finding some magic cure to not meeting women. Go out in public. There are average ass people everywhere with beautiful women because they don't spend their entire existence trying to blame their lack of human contact on the way their eyes slant or the shape of their skull.
*Yawn* with your dated "masculinity" cope. As if a man's main value to a woman isn't being good looking

If you're lifting for sloots like 90% of the bloated ugly losers in the gym then you're just as bad. If you're going to do something to improve your life its going to be fixing your face if you want any real impact. Going to the gym isn't it.

No one cares about your retarded anecdotes either. But I would say plastic surgery isn't going to make you a chad, but if you have chitty features correcting them can help tons

source: ive had PS and getting more soon
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post 1510784611 07-05-2017, 12:32 PM
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100% legit theory op.
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Originally Posted By TinderGame⏩
As if a man's main value to a woman isn't being good looking
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You said that so confidently too
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post 1510784961 07-05-2017, 12:35 PM
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everyone ITT who thought that was a good point likely has very little understanding of psychology. again I expect some degree of intelligence on the misc and leave asking myself why I ever fool myself into believing that is possible
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IRL men just have to be cute and funny and street-smart to be attractive
Mostly funny and smart. These retarded self-absorbed feminists you hear about online don't count

women have to have big tits, a big ass, at least a 1.6 hip to waist ratio, a naturally beautiful face, long hair, and be < 21 to be attractive according to misc standards

sounds like men have the upper hand
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Originally Posted By pogioli4⏩
everyone ITT who thought that was a good point likely has very little understanding of psychology. again I expect some degree of intelligence on the misc and leave asking myself why I ever fool myself into believing that is possible
strong lack of argument.
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs⏩
IRL men just have to be cute and funny and street-smart to be attractive
Mostly funny and smart. These retarded self-absorbed feminists you hear about online don't count

women have to have big tits, a big ass, at least a 1.6 hip to waist ratio, a naturally beautiful face, long hair, and be < 21 to be attractive according to misc standards

sounds like men have the upper hand
Misc standards for women are equivalent to feminazi standards for men.
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Originally Posted By residesinAZ⏩
Misc standards for women are equivalent to feminazi standards for men.
some ****ed up standards
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everyone here is now dumber for having read that. men and women are not comparable in that way. hell, a good body type for a man is not the same as a woman's.

not to mention that a good personality is far harder to find than a good body type, or a good face.

have fun in plastic surgery op. i'll be over here with all the women, lmaoing @ you.
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everyone ITT who thought that was a good point likely has very little understanding of psychology. again I expect some degree of intelligence on the misc and leave asking myself why I ever fool myself into believing that is possible
you get it.
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So men don't care about a womans face? All the good looking guys I know would never date a 5/10 with with a 9/10 body, but would date a 9/10 face with a 5/10 body.
... And why wouldn't fat girls diet to look good facially then? And why is one of the most popular plastic surgeries for women "boob jobs", if they don't care about improving their body... etc. etc. etc.
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Why you red OP?

Face + height is everything for men. Other than money.
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Originally Posted By Acal83⏩
Cosmetic Surgery
Being a man

Pick one.

I need to find a new forum. These threads are killing my brain cells.

People on here should focus more on being happy and doing things for others rather than finding some magic cure to not meeting women. Go out in public. There are average ass people everywhere with beautiful women because they don't spend their entire existence trying to blame their lack of human contact on the way their eyes slant or the shape of their skull.
This. Too many men on here looking to get women to swoon while putting in zero effort to go after one himself.
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Mostly legit points, although let's not pretend women don't care about body at all, or that being in great shape doesn't improve your face and confidence

Perfectly happy with my face tbh, I now train mainly for the health and athletic benefits
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Reasonable.

I would say that women are less particular about looks than guys.

#1 for most gals physically is be bigger than me...taller/larger in general. So whatever height I am be at least that tall or preferably a few inches taller and not super skinny. Kinda fat doesn't seem to bother women as much up to maybe 50 pounds overweight.

Pretty low bar. So, yeah, investing in the face makes good sense.
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Reasonable.

I would say that women are less particular about looks than guys.

#1 for most gals physically is be bigger than me...taller/larger in general. So whatever height I am be at least that tall or preferably a few inches taller and not super skinny. Kinda fat doesn't seem to bother women as much up to maybe 50 pounds overweight.

Pretty low bar. So, yeah, investing in the face makes good sense.
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