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post 1513889461 07-30-2017, 02:15 AM
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My Penis Doesn't Work (Srs)

Currently have the girl over, shes about to leave.
this is the 3rd time she was over and my dink was limper than ever..

I told her that my penis didnt work in the english to spanish google translator and told her It has to be because of porn and she said she wont give up.. and we could watch porn next time..but still
sort of felt sad about it for the first time. Like almost cried =( feelsbadman
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post 1513889551 07-30-2017, 02:17 AM
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Usually doesn't work when you're imagining things
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post 1513889571 07-30-2017, 02:17 AM
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Time to try men op. you sound like a *******.
post 1513889631 07-30-2017, 02:18 AM
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come on brah get out of your own head

your cawk works fine you are just dealing with anxiety
and you gotta stop watching porn brah

you need to get excited about real life girls again that's all
post 1513889651 07-30-2017, 02:19 AM
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stop trying to force it. get yourselves close to a bed everyday. you will eventually have some good ideas and will get hard.
post 1513889701 07-30-2017, 02:20 AM
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post 1513889791 07-30-2017, 02:21 AM
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crush zinc up with fish oil and rub generously over your sac band balls.
post 1513889801 07-30-2017, 02:21 AM
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never had problems with my dick crew

Try imagine something nasty to turn you on
post 1513890051 07-30-2017, 02:24 AM
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post 1513890091 07-30-2017, 02:25 AM
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post 1513890351 07-30-2017, 02:29 AM
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post 1513890491 07-30-2017, 02:33 AM
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Damn brah, that sucks. I'm actually hard right now (srs). How do I give you some of my hardness since it's just me and my hand(s)? You obviously need my erectness more than I do as of this moment.
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post 1513890661 07-30-2017, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Damn brah, that sucks. I'm actually hard right now (srs). How do I give you some of my hardness since it's just me and my hand(s)? You obviously need my erectness more than I do as of this moment.
My last neg comment was "touching myself as I neg you"

You have an alt or are there a lot of erect miscers miscing?
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post 1513890801 07-30-2017, 02:39 AM
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OP is so devastated that he cant reply itt.
post 1513890941 07-30-2017, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
My last neg comment was "touching myself as I neg you"

You have an alt or are there a lot of erect miscers miscing?
It's sort of like when sloots hang around each other for a long time, they begin to menstruate and have their periods synced and they PMS at the same time. Same thing for us brahs but instead of periods, we have synced erections. Get it?

And nah bruh, no alt acct here.
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post 1513891031 07-30-2017, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By andishehhank⏩
OP is so devastated that he cant reply itt.
I'll bet his soldier hardened up and he is now invading them sugar walls and about to blast his weapon of mass destruction all over that chit.
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post 1513891221 07-30-2017, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
I'll bet his soldier hardened up and he is now invading them sugar walls and about to blast his weapon of mass destruction all over that chit.
i never had trouble getting it up after 1 failure.

i had to finger my date until i felt her g spot. once i sensed that she was getting a sensation, my soldier stood loud and and proud, and went to work.
post 1513892101 07-30-2017, 03:02 AM
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its so retarded like I was precuming like crazy yet my dink wasnt doing much
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post 1513892201 07-30-2017, 03:04 AM
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Maybe go to the fukkin doctor and get your blood tested sometimes theres a legit medical problem and not just porn/anxiety. Gawd damn
post 1513892221 07-30-2017, 03:04 AM
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I would rather die than my dick not working srs

I think being horny is one of the best feelings
post 1513892501 07-30-2017, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980⏩
Maybe go to the fukkin doctor and get your blood tested sometimes theres a legit medical problem and not just porn/anxiety. Gawd damn
I'l go again.. but my t levels were fine..


and I can watch porn no problem..
though.. its been 3 + weeks since I watched
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post 1513892561 07-30-2017, 03:10 AM
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Are you on any medication?
post 1513892651 07-30-2017, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Are you on any medication?
No
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post 1513892691 07-30-2017, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
come on brah get out of your own head

your cawk works fine you are just dealing with anxiety
and you gotta stop watching porn brah

you need to get excited about real life girls again that's all
This


Op you're gonna make it. Smile alot more and stop beating your Johnson and watching porn brah. You'll be fine
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post 1513892731 07-30-2017, 03:12 AM
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post 1513893231 07-30-2017, 03:24 AM
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your trolling seems to still work fine
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