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post 1520049841 09-20-2017, 06:10 PM
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text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)








Edit:

Or this

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post 1520050081 09-20-2017, 06:14 PM
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send a pic of poverty ghost and claim its you
post 1520050281 09-20-2017, 06:16 PM
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you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10
post 1520050331 09-20-2017, 06:17 PM
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do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
post 1520050861 09-20-2017, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
you can say whatever you want to sloots if you're a chad and get laid, try getting this to work being below a 7/10
If you're a timothy you could still try it out on some whales and linda's/edith's.
Originally Posted By krawZe⏩
do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you? what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
if you're a social autist then this line will not help you
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post 1520051051 09-20-2017, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Nice one OP.. your own idea or did you rip it from somewhere?
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post 1520051181 09-20-2017, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By HeroesFall⏩
Nice one OP.. your own idea or did you rip it from somewhere?
Wish it was mine but I saw it somewhere a long time ago. Never saw it used much though so I figured i'd share it with the misc so we can all benefit from this untapped pickup line
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post 1520051841 09-20-2017, 06:35 PM
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frighteningly relevant thread is frighteningly relevant. just had the weirdest bumble opening from a girl not long ago then saw this thread which applies perfectly. will report results.

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post 1520052211 09-20-2017, 06:39 PM
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I'm glad I'm old and married. I can't believe we've evolved to a point where people just spam variations of "wanna fuk?" to dozens of strangers each day.
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post 1520052371 09-20-2017, 06:40 PM
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post 1520052451 09-20-2017, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By DaddysGotANew45⏩
So she never responded??
Did I not say "will report results"? sent the message literally 13minutes ago.
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I'm glad I'm old and married. I can't believe we've evolved to a point where people just spam variations of "wanna fuk?" to dozens of strangers each day.
The worst part is, it's actually effective. I don't normally open with "wanna fuk" but within a day of back and forth you can bed probably 1 out of every 8 of these girls on these apps. goodnight sweet human race.
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post 1520053401 09-20-2017, 06:50 PM
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Sent it out to 10 matches.... and now we wait
Originally Posted By krawZe⏩
do you srsly think one line will get them to come over and bang you?what do you say when they come over? just keep repeating the line?
can't speak for others here but that is my plan
post 1520054231 09-20-2017, 06:58 PM
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lmao ayyyyy winnar. reps on charge opee.




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post 1520054421 09-20-2017, 07:00 PM
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2 replies within about 10 minutes of sending out the message



post 1520054731 09-20-2017, 07:04 PM
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lmao @ ^^you^^ getting trolled brah.
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post 1520055111 09-20-2017, 07:11 PM
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too spooky for you mother phucker!
post 1520055301 09-20-2017, 07:13 PM
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This threads usually provide some lulz but also tend to end up with miscers in the same city, hitting the same sloot with the same line
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post 1520055321 09-20-2017, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
frighteningly relevant thread is frighteningly relevant. just had the weirdest bumble opening from a girl not long ago then saw this thread which applies perfectly. will report results.

your delivery here seems forced and awkward. the OP was much smoother.
post 1520055461 09-20-2017, 07:15 PM
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[QUOTE=LMAOatYou post_id=1520054421]2 replies within about 10 minutes of sending out the message

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[img]https://i.imgur.com/6kx82xO.png/img][/QUOTE]is she bent over in her profile pic?
post 1520055531 09-20-2017, 07:16 PM
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Texted it to my wife

She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'

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post 1520055621 09-20-2017, 07:17 PM
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post 1520055641 09-20-2017, 07:17 PM
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Stay safe poverty ghost
I got this
post 1520055741 09-20-2017, 07:18 PM
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3rd





not a whole lot to work with for me. I am sure if I was a chad they would be far more receptive and reply back in a sexual way
Originally Posted By XOneAndOnlyX⏩
too spooky for you mother phucker!
shes a classy broad for sure



Originally Posted By derkerkjerk⏩
is she bent over in her profile pic?
yes. Id post the pic but shes bent over in a bunch of weed plants(CO crew)
post 1520055781 09-20-2017, 07:18 PM
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Now someone say:

"You'd make a good goblin for Halloween"

Will rep
post 1520055801 09-20-2017, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Texted it to my wife

She said "Who the fuk is Annabelle?'

Need a good lawyer now
I laff'd.
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post 1520055911 09-20-2017, 07:19 PM
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"For Halloween I want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado"

Works every time.
post 1520060751 09-20-2017, 08:14 PM
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that'll do misc, that'll do







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post 1520061111 09-20-2017, 08:19 PM
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[QUOTE=W1LLW post_id=1520060751][p]that'll do misc, that'll do


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[/p][/QUOTE]You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to W1LLW again.
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i've typed james franco wink into tinder and bumble so many times that my keyboard predicted it it when i typed 'j' for a bit lol
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