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Thread: Do Gals Know that We Completely Judge Them Based on Butthole Aesthetics?

post 1520987451 09-29-2017, 05:20 PM
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Do Gals Know that We Completely Judge Them Based on Butthole Aesthetics?

they go out with a dude and have perfect chemistry.
makeout on the first date
some pretty legit fingering on second date

dude's still calling/texting and showing solid interest.
no flaking, nothing weird

hit the third date and things are getting hot and heavy
smash in low light in missionary position and it's all a fairy tale fukking
dude seems to be completely on the hook. maybe he's the one?
4th date is saturday brunch but you're smashing before you even leave

catch is that it's broad daylight with full butthole visibility
dude has a nervous look on his face afterward
texts become sparse
plans are canceled
eventually he ghosts and is never heard from again

the gal is telling herself it's because all men are dogs etc.

truth is he was staring at her butthole for 12 minutes when they switched to reverse cowgirl and it looked basically like this:


no coming back from that. she could have a cute face, perky tits, nice ass, aesthetic labiae, fun personality etc. but all he can think about is that horrendous turd cutter

do women know that most of their relationships have been decided by how nice their a-hole looks? whether there's some hair or it's processed far too many poops and lost its glow as a result

kinda sad when you think about it, but that's the way the world works
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post 1520988161 09-29-2017, 05:27 PM
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Pics of GF's poop chute
post 1520988331 09-29-2017, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Drakor⏩
Pics of GF's poop chute
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post 1520988871 09-29-2017, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Can confirm
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post 1520988901 09-29-2017, 05:37 PM
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Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
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post 1520989071 09-29-2017, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
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post 1520989091 09-29-2017, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
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post 1520989411 09-29-2017, 05:43 PM
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lmao this is your best thread yet
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post 1520989571 09-29-2017, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
Unaesthetic ballon knot confirmed
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post 1520989931 09-29-2017, 05:49 PM
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lmao where the fuk do u get these thread ideas *******
post 1520990291 09-29-2017, 05:54 PM
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What I find funny is that OP is not completely wrong lol.
post 1520990541 09-29-2017, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Whichiscool⏩
What I find funny is that OP is not completely wrong lol.
Every nonvirgin in this thread has done it
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post 1520990811 09-29-2017, 06:00 PM
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pretty much every girl ive been with had an aesthetic pink butt hole..... but i have seen porn where the butthole is stained to where its almost black and I immediately turn it off.


OP is on to something....
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post 1520991201 09-29-2017, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
pretty much every girl ive been with had an aesthetic pink butt hole..... but i have seen porn where the butthole is stained to where its almost black and I immediately turn it off.


OP is on to something....
It's principally why guys are often into redheads. I mean, lettuce be real here: dating a redhead is like piloting your ship toward a siren song. Why do people do it knowing it's gonna be a disaster? Two words: pink buttholes.
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post 1520992161 09-29-2017, 06:17 PM
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lmao just lmao
post 1520992421 09-29-2017, 06:21 PM
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I never realized that I subconsciously did this with every girl I fukked. Rekkin my mind, OP.
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post 1520992491 09-29-2017, 06:22 PM
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post 1520992511 09-29-2017, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
Which one are you?





post 1520992941 09-29-2017, 06:27 PM
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ITT: Everyone imagining misschills butthole
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post 1520993101 09-29-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By harmsxwhey⏩
I never realized that I subconsciously did this with every girl I fukked. Rekkin my mind, OP.
It's literally what I'm thinking about after she introduces herself in the first conversation.

"Wow, cute af and eating up everything I'm saying. I could easily date her for as long as I want...oh fukk, what if she has a groce bootyhole...Mephistopheles, why hast thou hexed me so?!?"
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post 1520993181 09-29-2017, 06:31 PM
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agreed op
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
It's literally what I'm thinking about after she introduces herself in the first conversation.

"Wow, cute af and eating up everything I'm saying. I could easily date her for as long as I want...oh fukk, what if she has a groce bootyhole...Mephistopheles, why hast thou hexed me so?!?"
Whoa buddy, don’t invoke the demon’s name.
post 1520993251 09-29-2017, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305⏩
ITT: Everyone imagining misschills butthole
I bet she has a nice one TBH.
post 1520993651 09-29-2017, 06:37 PM
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This is why white girls are GOAT. No other ethnicity can compare to that super aesthetic pink b-hole
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Pink butthole
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i like it when a girls azzhole looks like louis armstrong blowing his trumpet
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Misc has hope, old baldcels with no facial aesthetics can still be choosy... No offence OP good on you for still having game brah
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
Front page of misc, Germanics lost his virginity and Ratfish is turning down girls based on their shade of butthole. This can't be real life.
this, and nicklol finally lost his virginity to some 40 year old Guatemalan illegal immigrant. The only problem now is that he will probably marry her
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I entered wondering if this would be a funny topic; leaving satisfied.
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