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post 1521334941 10-03-2017, 02:39 AM
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I ........love .........dinks!!!!

I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.

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post 1521335161 10-03-2017, 02:43 AM
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Reason for doubling 5.5 was retarded, especially 5.23 miles is quite enough.
B:185 S:295 D:345 @ around 130.♀
130 strict press @ 129.
17 strict unbroken dead hang pullups - will make it 25 by the end of 2017.
1rm pullup: + 60lbs for sure, 70lbs chin to the bar not sure if above - will make it 90lbs by the end of 2017.
unathletic unaesthetic powerlifter/strong(wo)man crew
post 1521335691 10-03-2017, 03:05 AM
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it was me OP
Originally Posted By f00d⏩
Reason for doubling 5.5 was retarded, especially 5.23 miles is quite enough.
brb 5.5 inches in, 5.5 inches out

brb driving 5.5 inches and 5.5 inches back

i didn't drive anywhere, therefore my girlfriend is a virgin
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1521335761 10-03-2017, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
my girlfriend
Stop frauding
B:185 S:295 D:345 @ around 130.♀
130 strict press @ 129.
17 strict unbroken dead hang pullups - will make it 25 by the end of 2017.
1rm pullup: + 60lbs for sure, 70lbs chin to the bar not sure if above - will make it 90lbs by the end of 2017.
unathletic unaesthetic powerlifter/strong(wo)man crew
post 1521335951 10-03-2017, 03:19 AM
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not me for sure.

think about it this way. if your bro have had 1" dick up his angus he'd be gay af. so if my wood be gf has had 1" dick in her vagene she'd be a slut. math'd
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post 1521335981 10-03-2017, 03:20 AM
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I bet he's stroked 10x the mileage of cawk that his girlfriend has.

> girl only puts out on birthdays and christmas as she doesn't like sex so you know she won't stray.
> girl puts out when you want because she's got the same urges as you, she enjoys sex just as much as you and all you gotta do is make her feel special and wanted.

Pick one, it's not a difficult concept to grasp.
If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best - Adolf Hitler
post 1521336251 10-03-2017, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
I bet he's stroked 10x the mileage of cawk that his girlfriend has.

> girl only puts out on birthdays and christmas as she doesn't like sex so you know she won't stray.
> girl puts out when you want because she's got the same urges as you, she enjoys sex just as much as you and all you gotta do is make her feel special and wanted.

Pick one, it's not a difficult concept to grasp.
Age: 38
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1521336531 10-03-2017, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
Age: 38
Cheers man. When you get to my age you need reminding.
If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best - Adolf Hitler
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