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post 1522834781 10-16-2017, 05:58 PM
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Sat in dried chit, *** pics ***

Cliffs right off the bat for this chit:

- Went into locker room after workout
- Sat on bench in front of locker (still wearing shorts)
- Sat for about 5 mins checking my phone
- Repositioned ass in the same spot a few times during that 5 mins for comfort
- Stood up and started getting items out of locker
- About to place towel on bench when I noticed some spots
- Noticed the spots in the same spot where I had sat down
- Upon closer inspection, they were indeed chit specks
- Found a sweat towel nearby to wipe it and it wouldn't budge
- Some dirty motherfukker actually sat down on this same bench earlier butt naked with dingleberries
- Felt disgust




































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post 1522835171 10-16-2017, 06:03 PM
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Did you notice any smells too?
post 1522835521 10-16-2017, 06:05 PM
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this is how you get AIDS.
post 1522835731 10-16-2017, 06:06 PM
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You've inspired me to carry around a box of disinfectant wipes every time I go to the gym. I am gonna wipe down the phucking locker room bench before I set my backpack down on there. (I never sit because I don't want to catch something.)
post 1522838111 10-16-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
Did you notice any smells too?
Didn't exactly do a smell test. It was already dried though cuz I tried wiping it but the chit specks were still there.
Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
this is how you get AIDS.
It's one of the ways, for sure.
Originally Posted By wincel⏩


You've inspired me to carry around a box of disinfectant wipes every time I go to the gym. I am gonna wipe down the phucking locker room bench before I set my backpack down on there. (I never sit because I don't want to catch something.)
I never sit on the bench ass naked cuz of this reason. There's this old fat dude that still smells like he had bathed in urine (srs) after he showers. What's worse is if he happens to have his locker near mine.
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post 1522838211 10-16-2017, 06:30 PM
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He called the **** poop!!!
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post 1522838781 10-16-2017, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
He called the **** poop!!!
w0t?
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post 1522838981 10-16-2017, 06:38 PM
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post 1522839801 10-16-2017, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
w0t?
lol billy madison reference
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post 1522848101 10-16-2017, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Didn't exactly do a smell test. It was already dried though cuz I tried wiping it but the chit specks were still there.
oh i seee
post 1522848151 10-16-2017, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩


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post 1522859511 10-16-2017, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Killshot1⏩
No aroma detected.
Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
lol billy madison reference
Ah ok...it's been a long ass time since I've seen that movie.
Originally Posted By riley444⏩
oh i seee
I'll see what I can do tomorrow if the chit specks are still there and if I happen to see a fellow miscer in the gym, I'll scrape the chit specks and tell him that it's a new fudge flavored protein crumbs and he'll eat it - will post a taste update too if he doesn't vomit.
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post 1522859691 10-16-2017, 10:44 PM
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never sat on a locker room bench in my life for this exact reason. even the microscopic chit particles contained in someones ass sweat is on there even if you can't see anything. always standing crew.
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post 1522859771 10-16-2017, 10:46 PM
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go to a clinic and get tested

best wishes
post 1522860661 10-16-2017, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
I'll see what I can do tomorrow if the chit specks are still there and if I happen to see a fellow miscer in the gym, I'll scrape the chit specks and tell him that it's a new fudge flavored protein crumbs and he'll eat it - will post a taste update too if he doesn't vomit.
try sandpaper
post 1522860771 10-16-2017, 11:01 PM
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That's why I never touch the benches in the locker room. I've seen way too many jackasses sit on them, bare ass naked. I don't want to be touching what their disgusting ass has been
post 1522861261 10-16-2017, 11:10 PM
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Just LOL @ not wearing a hazmat suit in the gym.

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post 1522861481 10-16-2017, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
He called the **** poop!!!
lmfao repped
post 1522862271 10-16-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By riley444⏩
Did you notice any smells too?
It's only smells
post 1522868281 10-17-2017, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
never sat on a locker room bench in my life for this exact reason. even the microscopic chit particles contained in someones ass sweat is on there even if you can't see anything. always standing crew.
That can be applied to all public seating. The world is full of dirty mofos, srs.
Originally Posted By PovertyGainstm⏩
go to a clinic and get tested

best wishes
Thanks brah. Seeing my dentist tomorrow.
Originally Posted By DrunkPanda18⏩
That's why I never touch the benches in the locker room. I've seen way too many jackasses sit on them, bare ass naked. I don't want to be touching what their disgusting ass has been
Usually don't care about sitting in the locker room since I'm wearing shorts and nothing gross is visible but when IT actually is visible, that's some nasty chit!
Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Just LOL @ not wearing a hazmat suit in the gym.

Perfectly acceptable attire when in the gym but in the locker room? Ehhh....
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post 1522868431 10-17-2017, 01:07 AM
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Patel Thundersmell at it again
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post 1522871971 10-17-2017, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Patel Thundersmell at it again
Most likely some naked fat fuk was sitting down and as he was planting his fat ass down, gravity took effect and proceeded to spread open his ass cheeks where chit crumbs had fallen out from. As he was rocking side to side, he simultaneously flattened the chit crumbs onto the bench which resulted in the final product as shown in the pics.
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