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post 1524186871 10-28-2017, 08:48 PM
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Buzzfeed Journos Test Their Testosterone Levels (RESULTS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND)



This was me reading their results:

post 1524186921 10-28-2017, 08:49 PM
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lmao..
is there a video for it?
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post 1524186991 10-28-2017, 08:50 PM
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Dude wtf. Why are their levels so low?

Do they even get erections?

This requires a scientific explanation. The only way their test levels are that low is if they chopped off their own balls.
post 1524187061 10-28-2017, 08:50 PM
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So even the highest scoring guy is nearly at a 300 deficit?
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So they have the test levels of 85-100 men?
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post 1524187441 10-28-2017, 08:54 PM
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I've always wanted a study on the testosterone levels of libs compared to non-libs, think it would be very telling.
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Originally Posted By wickedman⏩
I've always wanted a study on the testosterone levels of libs compared to non-libs, think it would be very telling.
Location: California

I think we know who you would represent
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Originally Posted By wickedman⏩
I've always wanted a study on the testosterone levels of libs compared to non-libs, think it would be very telling.
This is kinda it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ationship.html


'Liberal men are less masculine': How millionaire women prefer conservative partners who 'wear the pants' in a relationship


Also even Buzzfeed agrees that liberals are more mentally ill than conservatives



Finally, you can become a liberal too, just disable your brain!



Edit: Here is one

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/w...aims-rsnc3l8mk

Don’t tell John Prescott, but maybe socialists are socialists because they aren’t that good in a fight. Conversely, free marketeers may not actually have a sincere belief in the power of Adam Smith’s unseeing hand – and instead have a justified belief in the power of their clenched fist.

A study has found that weaker men are more likely to be in favour of redistributive taxation. The strong on the other hand, who in their cavemen past had no problems controlling both women and resources they had no intention of sharing, are far less likely to see the virtue of egalitarian social policies.

That is one interpretation of research by academics from Brunel University, who assessed 171 men for how buff they were…
post 1524187811 10-28-2017, 08:58 PM
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I always believed Buzzfeed vids prove that there is a hipster gene. I guess this is close enough
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post 1524187891 10-28-2017, 08:59 PM
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No way are you trying to tell us they have less test than the average 85-100 year old. Not gonna take this thread seriously without some sort of link.

Inb4 miscers rejoice for their predictions being true with no source yet
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wow strong names to profession to test levels correlation

eugene strikes again
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Strong looks, strong T levels, strong names, strong everything. Just phuckin LOL.

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Originally Posted By ggMoe⏩
No way are you trying to tell us they have less test than the average 85-100 year old. Not gonna take this thread seriously without some sort of link.

Inb4 miscers rejoice for their predictions being true with no source yet
Numales stick together



And yw to all you people that were spared in me NOT posting this cancerous video, this is worse than torture.
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5 minutes in R&P provides a ton of proof for the alternative hypothesis - libcucks are libcucks.
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Dude wtf. Why are their levels so low?

Do they even get erections?

This requires a scientific explanation. The only way their test levels are that low is if they chopped off their own balls.
Liberal men have low test. No brainer
post 1524188421 10-28-2017, 09:10 PM
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I strongly believe you have to be lowtest to be a neo liberal, but those numbers seem way too low. How do they even have the energy to get out of bed?
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
So they have the test levels of 85-100 men?
less actually
post 1524188601 10-28-2017, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
Numales stick together



And yw to all you people that were spared in me NOT posting this cancerous video, this is worse than torture.
Jesus fukk, please someone kill those abominations.
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Not even a little bit surprised. Takes a real bitch to work for buzzfeed
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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ITT miscers learn that cucks have low Test. levels.

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thats not true. iv had levels that low and felt physically ill.
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Originally Posted By WutangFlex732⏩
Liberal men have low test. No brainer
Not this low. They have the t3st levels of 85 year old men. That is not normal.
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Numale used in a sentence:

Wow, that 12 YO girl just bench pressed more than that 30 YO numale.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
Not this low. They have the t3st levels of 85 year old men. That is not normal.
I know someone from this site whose test. levels were around 220. So it's not that uncommon. I don't know how they function normally, but it's not like they're going to suddenly collapse and die.

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Why is the average total T higher between 35-44 compared to 25-34?
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The difference between 270 and the upper limit of high has no effect on ability to gain muscle when lifting. These guys don't lift probably.

For all the guys except Eugene, they need to go to an endo.

It's also possible to have low levels and be completely fine or have low levels and feel completely worthless. Depends on the individual.

Also, total testosterone levels don't matter near as much as Free Test levels.

I'm betting all of these guys are Vitamin D3 deficient as well.
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
This is kinda it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...ationship.html


'Liberal men are less masculine': How millionaire women prefer conservative partners who 'wear the pants' in a relationship


Also even Buzzfeed agrees that liberals are more mentally ill than conservatives



Finally, you can become a liberal too, just disable your brain!



Edit: Here is one

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/w...aims-rsnc3l8mk

Don’t tell John Prescott, but maybe socialists are socialists because they aren’t that good in a fight. Conversely, free marketeers may not actually have a sincere belief in the power of Adam Smith’s unseeing hand – and instead have a justified belief in the power of their clenched fist.

A study has found that weaker men are more likely to be in favour of redistributive taxation. The strong on the other hand, who in their cavemen past had no problems controlling both women and resources they had no intention of sharing, are far less likely to see the virtue of egalitarian social policies.

That is one interpretation of research by academics from Brunel University, who assessed 171 men for how buff they were…
You believe some of this chit?
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LMAO this can't be real T (not pun intended). Don't get me wrong, it's exactly what I would expect...but still...just LMAO! Real life is more ridiculous than fiction.
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i can tell by their voices they owe testosterone
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How dare you mock these guys.

Yes I also cut my balls off because balls are a social construct imposed on society by the patriarchy.

How I can clearly see that that are 942 genders and you can actually be up to 17 genders at the same time.

As part of my awareness group we go around and glue down toilet seats so that white males can't pee standing up.

Sure some of you racists might say our plan backfired because instead of sitting down, we have just ended up with piss covered toilet seats but we are still thinking of better ways to end sexism.

If you don't like it go away and stop reading my buzzfeed articles.
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