Have been living the life lately brahs. Been having 8+’s left and right almost every few days. Taking them out, banging etc. It’s Fukn hilarious. Lately the girls I’ve been with say they feel like they’re in the great gatsby with me. Srs. Said they love the nights out taking my AMG out, said I’m one of the best lookin dudes they’ve been with etc. Fuknnnnn loving it. Hit PR of 400 on bench this week too and got a raise to salary of 200k from 180k .

We’re all gonna make it brahs! Reps til I’m out feeling so positive ! 😁

ok.

Mirin AMG

GJ Brah, pics???

misc social crew

Good to see you're being more positive for once, hopefully it lasts...

But sorry to hear about you 200k salary op, keep your head down.. you'll get there eventually

How much of the 20k is from cash**** tributes?

mirin pics

That's it mane, keep it up and slay them sloots! Nothing can stop you from here, not even your cash ****!

inn, misc platinum chat crew

pics of amg or ur a frauding kunt

Das it old sport

You've got a swole body and a swoler bank account-- the two things that are proven to make panties drop! Congrats for you, mirin you hard right now brah

After setting a new gym record on standing calf raises, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Lex to round up the crew, because we were going hunting for cardio bunnies. Lex called up our other training partner, Mongo. Mongo is a 6'8" 305 lb. bodybuilding monster. To give you an idea, he takes in 5000 cals while cutting, and has an IV stuck into his arm with protein flowing in at all times to avoid going catabolic.

We headed out to the club, all dressed to the nines. Lex in sweatpants, a PROLAB tshirt, and of course his trusty crowbar. Mongo was wearing leather pants, a white beater, with his lifting belt around his waist. I decided to try some peacocking, and wore a pink beater, complimented by a pink top hat and pink Chuck Taylor shoes.

We ran into a little trouble at the door, when the bouncer told us we weren't properly dressed for the establishment. Mongo stepped up to the plate. Bumping into him, Mongo screamed "You sure about that?" The bouncer, terrified, changed his mind but asked for the $20 cover charge. "Cover charge? Just be lucky you're still alive, punk. We ain't paying a cover charge." Lex and I walked in, lats flaring, while Mongo entered the side door (too big to fit through the front door).

We scoped out the situation, and it looked pretty grim. A club packed with AFC's and a bunch of HB8's and HB9's. I shook my head. As you know, I only pork HB10's.

A few minutes later, a group of HB8.5's approached us.

HB8.5: Hi...ummm... we heard you guys were alpha males and we wanted to know if we could hang out with you tonight?

I fought off the urge to vomit (HB8.5's... gross!) and replied, "You know, you've got a lot of nerve coming over here. Don't you think I'm a little out of your league, cupcake? Now get out of here, you're threatening my alpha status."

I was getting impatient. "Mongo, find me a HB10 NOW!" I snarled at him. Mongo took out his binoculars and scanned the crowd.

Mongo: I see a HB10 cardio bunny at the bar, drinking a martini.
Me: Any bodybuilder activity in the area?
Mongo: I dont see any... just an ectomorph.
Me: I'm going in.

I lat flared it over to this broac, and first approached the ectomorph hitting on her. He was wearing a Jose's Surf Shop T-shirt "End of the road, AFC. Step aside and let me handle this cardio bunny."

AFC: Get lost.

Normally, I would have stomped him into the ground, but with Mongo in the club I felt it unneccessary.

Me: <grabbing the AFC by the throat> Look, you f**kin ecto, you better get the f**k out of here before we have a problem. See that guy over there, that's a 6'8" 300 lb. bodybuilder. If you don't leave this club now, and never come back, the cops are gonna have to call the boys down at Jose's Surf Shop to ID your body.

The AFC ran away screaming and I moved in on the cardio bunny. "Your lucky day, baby. You get to spend the evening with Doctor Swole. Wanna feel my pythons?"

Cardio Bunny: What do you think I am, some cheap slut just looking to get laid? I'm better than that.
Me: Oh I get it. You look at me and all you see is shredded quads, 18 inch pythons, and abs you could do laundry on. I'm more than a piece of meat here.

I turned around to leave.

Cardio Bunny: I'm sorry, did you say 18 inch pythons? My name's Isabelle.
Me: Doctor Swole.
CB: Oh, a doctor? What kind?
Me: A uhhh... gynocologist.
CB: Really? How did you get into that?
Me: Well, I guess you can say I just love pussy.

Lex approached me with a look of concern on his face. "Mongo's IV is out of whey. We need to get him some protein before he goes catabolic and gets into a rage."

Me: F**k. How long do we have?
Lex: 15, 20 minutes tops.

CB: Do you have to go? Well here's my phone number, why dont you call me sometime and we can go to a museum or something.

I looked at her phone number in disgust. "Look cupcake, I'm going on a gynocologist exposition in the Phillipines for the next year. Tonight may be our last night together. We should make the most of it."

CB: If you say so, Doctor Swole.

I took her out to my BMW and we started going at it. I hit it doggystyle and finished off by giving her a pearl necklace (the only jewelry I'll ever buy for a woman.)

I lit up a joint and closed my eyes. Lex and Mongo approached the BMW. "We gotta go now, Doc, Mongo's gonna get catabolic."

I told the cardio bunny to leave the car. "I had a great time, Doc. My gynocologist never treated me like that"

Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. "He's no gynocologist. This is Doctor Swole, one of the most notorious Alpha Males on the planet!"

Cardio bunny had a look of denial on her face. "Tell me thats not true! Are you even a real doctor?"

Me: <taking a puff of the joint> I'm no doctor... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. I stepped on the gas and accelerated away from the cardio bunny. She coughed when inhaling my exhaust fumes, and by the time she stopped I had turned the corner. I wondered if she had seen my ALPHA1 license plate, but it's inconsequential. I'll never see her again. My speedometer hit 95 as I raced to Mongo's for whey shakes all around.

Lex: Going a little fast Doc?
Me: <taking a drag from the joint> Those protein shakes ain't gonna mix themselves.

Lol... I’ve posted it before buddy boy. Other miscers can confirm I’m sure from my thread awhile back.

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Gatsby winds up dead in a swimming pool

hes not frauding, havent you seen his other posts?

Aren't you 23? Please inform me on your 200k job

How can anyone forget that red beast!

can confirm, he's posted pics of it before.

mirin life.... Gatsby turned out all right in the end

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Lol... I’ve posted it before buddy boy. Other miscers can confirm I’m sure from my thread awhile back.[/QUOTE]You're in the US and the person who posted this has UK plates on it.

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[URL=https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=96&t=1541272]https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/...f=96&t=1541272[/URL]

[URL=http://forums.mbclub.co.uk/threads/amg-gt-has-arrived.197335/page-5]http://forums.mbclub.co.uk/threads/a....197335/page-5[/URL]

Where in gods name does he live that a $200k salary can afford him a $130k car? I make close to that and couldnt justify that sort of vehicle right now unless it was used and severely discounted...

Why do you have a rhd? Also houses look like UK as well.

u fraudin ya kunt?

EDIT: fukkin wizard


No need to fraud, nobody really cares whether you have an AMG or not, we are not the value of our possessions. However frauding will be looked down upon...
stay safe op

Explain that you frauding bitch

You can lease or rent a 130k car easily on a 200k salary. Most young people who drive nice cars didn't buy them outright.

aw fuk just got caught fraudin

stay safe op

200k?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Pleb status.

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LOL at fraud pic.

Lol because people can’t travel out of the states.. gotcha. Not going to rustle me buddy lol