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Thread: Got kicked out of a party for asking a girl for an Eskimo kiss who was barely legal

post 1538862901 12-28-2017, 05:12 PM
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Got kicked out of a party for asking a girl for an Eskimo kiss who was barely legal

Was drunk as hell last night at a pre NYE party at an abandoned barn. I went with my cousin a farmhand to his friends party they are all 17-22 I think. I felt out of place cuz of age but was hammered so I said f it.

I tried to get with a 6/10 but I leaned in for a kiss and she turned her head. Said I smelled like piss (I puked 10 minutes before) and denied me. I then said well at least give me an Eskimo kiss goodbye and a dude standing next to her told me to leave or pay the consequences and how he was going to tear me apart and kept going on and on about how she was not even 18 until spring etc

Needless to say I left because I was outnumbered and felt foolish. Hungover as hell still now I’m to old for this I’m just pissed I won’t be able to go to their parties anymore and I didn’t get any play

I obv don’t get out much I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere. I just wanted to bang a beaver
post 1538863101 12-28-2017, 05:14 PM
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post 1538863131 12-28-2017, 05:14 PM
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post 1538863181 12-28-2017, 05:15 PM
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post 1538863281 12-28-2017, 05:16 PM
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fyi p.edopee, the term "barely legal" is used for chicks who have just turned 18, not chics whoare still 17 you disgusting creep
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post 1538863291 12-28-2017, 05:16 PM
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u dun goofd
post 1538863481 12-28-2017, 05:17 PM
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post 1538863511 12-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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wtf is a pre NYE party?
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post 1538863521 12-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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But the important question here is...... did you get chased around your truck or the kitchen island?????

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post 1538863551 12-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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post 1538863561 12-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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You're officially that old creepy **** at parties / clubs. I'll pour one out for you on NYE.
post 1538863581 12-28-2017, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
Was drunk as hell last night at a pre NYE party at an abandoned barn. I went with my cousin a farmhand to his friends party they are all 17-22 I think. I felt out of place cuz of age but was hammered so I said f it.

I tried to get with a 6/10 but I leaned in for a kiss and she turned her head.Said I smelled like piss (I puked 10 minutes before) and denied me.I then said well at least give me an Eskimo kiss goodbyeand a dude standing next to her told me to leave or pay the consequences and how he was going to tear me apart and kept going on and on about how she was not even 18 until spring etc

Needless to say I left because I was outnumbered and felt foolish. Hungover as hell still now I’m to old for thisI’m just pissed I won’t be able to go to their parties anymore and I didn’t get any play

I obv don’t get out much I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere. I just wanted to bang a beaver
also, age 37. location Wyoming.

someone PLEASE tell me this is just qualitea roll bread. inb4 thread deletion
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post 1538863841 12-28-2017, 05:21 PM
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Your second thread about getting with underage girls you 37 grown ass creep.
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