I remember one time my brother pissed me off so I dropped my sac in his cereal while he went to the bathroom then watched him eat it

Also my brothers friend would mess with me while I played computer games, I found rubbing my balls and or fingering my Angus and being armed with the threat of a stank hand as a effective neutralizer to their bothersome antics

One time when I was very young, like 7, I wiped my Angus with a shower curtain, for no particular reason and blamed my friend

Misc share your stories

Broad daylight took a dump in my neighbors front yard.




Do you even fertilize brah?

- took a dump in the shower once. thought it would melt down and go quickly but it just stayed there. tried to kick it into the hole but next thing u know chit all over the shower floor. I was a kid

- visited my uncle and cousin for the first time when i was 17. was on holiday in ***** so was eating like a king. was one of my last few days there so i took a massive CHIT in their toilet, it was just 1 huge LOG and it wouldnt flush cuz they had a poverty toilet. kept trying like 6 times then gave up and said fuk it. uncle goes in and i heard the toilet flush countless times LUL

- picked up a used condom once when i was a kid.

- dropped my coins in the toilet once as a kid. proceeded to take em out using my hands and they were all covered in chit afterwards

- a year ago I cooked and ate some chicken that sat in my fridge raw for over 2 weeks. smelt like chit but needed the proteins

- ate some raw chicken at a work BBQ once. The chicken drums were charcoal on the outside but raw inside an i was hungry so i said FUK IT. Had salmonella 3 days later. Lasted 2 weeks. Worst hell of my life.

- Last week i fingered this american chick in my room. when i took my fingers out they were wet as fuaark, so when i went back to kissing her i just wiped it on her head

- rubbed my dad and brother's toothbrushes on my balls when they pissed me off
- walk around jerking off under my pants when i was walking in the mall with my parents

yeah i was a creepy kid

- had sex with my maid

Found a broken, tattered, weather beaten porno mag at a 7-11 parking lot








Kept it

Found some old family video tapes that I wasn't supposed to. Three of them. Each were a video of my parents fukking during the conception of myself, my brother, and my sister.

So I eagerly put mine in the vcr and giddily pushed play. Gotta say my mom was a HBB. Tight little snapper and nice Tedds. My Dad was a ripped Chad with a thick solid veiny rig.

The moment my Dad shot me up deep inside my Mom's cooter I admit I cried like a lil bitch Brahs.

Life is buiriful boyos. I still fap to it til this day.