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post 1557027651 07-24-2018, 06:42 AM
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Fuk hornets man....srs

I got mauled 4-5 times in a matter of seconds last nite. Sonsabitches set up shop right outside my front door of house and it was like they built the nest the size of volleyball overnite. The day before i mowed right where the nest was and i know it couldn't of been there as nothing was flying around me or stung me. They are white faced hornets from what i gather. Fkn vicious brahs. I saturated the nest with spray from inside the wifes car and towels shoved in the window slits and they are still there this morning thriving. Weird thing is...the kids went in and out (prior to me knowing they were there) and never got touched. Me, i was 20-30yds from nest (thinking i was safe after my first sting) and i got hit again w/ a ferocity the likes which have never been seen. If they smell fear then i stink bad. THinking bout using the power washer out the wifes car window this time. I dunno...pretty much ready to tapout and burn the house down. semi-srs

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post 1557028031 07-24-2018, 06:47 AM
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hornets are triggered by the scent of *******ry bruh

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post 1557028111 07-24-2018, 06:48 AM
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post 1557028221 07-24-2018, 06:50 AM
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post 1557028261 07-24-2018, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By rockr101⏩
hornets are triggered by the scent of *******ry bruh

got sum bad news
Fuk, it must be the lisp they heard. When they stung me i yelled 'stahhhhppppp'
Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
time to burn it down brah
This^^^
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post 1557028321 07-24-2018, 06:52 AM
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I feel you man. I have a wasp nest in the wall on the outside of my house and I've been battling them for days, to no avail. I bought this foam that you're supposed to spray in to the openings but those fukkers just walk straight through it. ffs, wasted $30 on that chit.
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post 1557028341 07-24-2018, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
Strong 4D chess play using the wife's car so they associate the violence with her.
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post 1557028351 07-24-2018, 06:52 AM
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You're HTC crew brah. Just give those hornets the D. Once the first ones die from it the others will fall in line.
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post 1557028391 07-24-2018, 06:53 AM
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I heard hornets only sting humans with lo test
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post 1557028441 07-24-2018, 06:54 AM
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Don't be this guy Rich

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thund...fire-1.4237994


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post 1557028561 07-24-2018, 06:55 AM
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post 1557028671 07-24-2018, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Mediocremanlet⏩
I feel you man. I have a wasp nest in the wall on the outside of my house and I've been battling them for days, to no avail. I bought this foam that you're supposed to spray in to the openings but those fukkers just walk straight through it. ffs, wasted $30 on that chit.
Yea, wasps are very erratic, sometimes clumsy in their flight paths. I have them right near my back covered porch and they never piss with anyone. I still kill singles when i see em with a flip flop. THese things are on a whole other level tho. I swear. So gotdam quick and precise. Like the pitbull of insects. They never stop.
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We don’t get wasps in Georgia but these copperhead snakes are around
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post 1557029081 07-24-2018, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
You're HTC crew brah. Just give those hornets the D. Once the first ones die from it the others will fall in line.
That's why i think they went after me. They went rite for the top dog of the house which is what you should do.
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
I heard hornets only sting humans with lo test
trumpwrong.gif It's well known they try consume the test of it's victims. Well, they went rite to the Costco of test. Like a test buffet or a walkin GOlden Corral of test.
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Don't be this guy Rich

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/thund...fire-1.4237994


oh and Ban wasps
That's not such a bad thing is it??
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whatever you do be sure to video it and post to the misc.
Dude, i'm gonna be too busy schitting my depends to film.
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post 1557029431 07-24-2018, 07:08 AM
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pics of said hornets? also call this guy

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I got mauled 4-5 times in a matter of seconds last nite. Sonsabitches set up shop right outside my front door of house and it was like they built the nest the size of volleyball overnite. The day before i mowed right where the nest was and i know it couldn't of been there as nothing was flying around me or stung me. They are white faced hornets from what i gather. Fkn vicious brahs. I saturated the nest with spray from inside the wifes car and towels shoved in the window slits and they are still there this morning thriving. Weird thing is...the kids went in and out (prior to me knowing they were there) and never got touched. Me, i was 20-30yds from nest (thinking i was safe after my first sting) and i got hit again w/ a ferocity the likes which have never been seen. If they smell fear then i stink bad. THinking bout using the power washer out the wifes car window this time. I dunno...pretty much ready to tapout and burn the house down. semi-srs

Cliffs: I'm fukd
White faced hornets don't even have to sting. They can spit venom in your eyes like a fukken spitting cobra or something. I'd kill it with fire if I were you.
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Smoke bomb them and then get in and remove the nest, or be their bitch for the rest of your days.
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Originally Posted By Jayarbie⏩
White faced hornets don't even have to sting. They can spit venom in your eyes like a fukken spitting cobra or something. I'd kill it with fire if I were you.
WTF

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Rich needed the soundtrack from this video playing for him yesterday with the hornets

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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
pics of said hornets? also call this guy

This isn’t far from me. I’m known as waspbrah down here. I have zero wasps on my property. Even my neighbors know to call me when they get a nest
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Get a drone and attach some spray mechanism attached on it. Fly it right on the nest.

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did you even try to talk to them... to reason with them? don't just resort to violence.
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
Get a drone and attach some spray mechanism attached on it. Fly it right on the nest.

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