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post 1558358241 08-09-2018, 08:15 AM
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Misc decides - Big boobed chunky asian or skinny white girl - Turd delivery

Ok misc, now this weekend I can't fit my *2 NEW girls a weekend* quota in because we'll I don't have the time. I'm only going to have time to smash one of these bitches this weekend, it's Thursday now so I need to make a choice soon.

Regardless of the choice my goal this week is to smash at their place and eat all their food while i'm there and finish it off by leaving a turd of their food in their toilet. I'm hungry misc and I want to eat sloot food, I will report back on what that food happens to be if I accomplish my goal. I will also attempt to collect pics of the food I pillage and the turd I leave. I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR FLUSHING THE TURD. I will leave that task to the sloot.

To be fair, the attraction here is my goal, not the women. Neither of them are stunners, but lets be real you can't have a stunner every week. Weeks like these keep you humble.


We have contestant one: Big boob asian

Pros:
Big boobs
Fat ass
Overly eager for my cock
Asian
Probably good food in fridge

Cons:
Might be overweight
Will probably fall in love with me first date

Spoiler!

Spoiler!

Spoiler!

Spoiler!








Contestant two: Skinny White girl

Pros:
Looks tall i guess
Has a cute friend I can try to smash
Long hair

Cons:
No tits
NO ASS
Probably has a chitty food in her fridge

Spoiler!

Spoiler!

Spoiler!




I actually don't know how to make a poll, so leave your answer below.
post 1558358401 08-09-2018, 08:18 AM
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definitely the asian chick
post 1558358531 08-09-2018, 08:20 AM
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Asian chick. The white chick looks like she'll give you the most painfully average sex.
post 1558358591 08-09-2018, 08:20 AM
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White girl is smashable, the Asian girl isn’t, seems pretty easy to me
post 1558358641 08-09-2018, 08:20 AM
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skinny looks high class i take her anyday over a big boobed tranny asian
post 1558358701 08-09-2018, 08:21 AM
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Would smash the asian for the novelty factor and the tig ol' bitties.
post 1558358721 08-09-2018, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Asian chick. The white chick looks like she'll give you the most painfully average sex.
Agreed

Asian chick gonna have good food in that fridge too, i'll be able to take a massive dump before I leave.

But curious to see when the anti-asian crew logs in and if they have a solid argument against her.
post 1558358751 08-09-2018, 08:21 AM
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The asian chick looks like you can do just about anything to her aside from taking a chit on her chest and will thank you for it. The white chick looks like she's looking for a bf, and will leach on if you smash. Oh, and she looks like she runs from the D.

The asian will fuk your brains out, then order you food...Then probably fuk you again.
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post 1558358771 08-09-2018, 08:22 AM
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Asian girl 100%
post 1558358781 08-09-2018, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Agreed

Asian chick gonna have good food in that fridge too, i'll be able to take a massive dump before I leave.

But curious to see when the anti-asian crew logs in and if they have a solid argument against her.
How about her being a fat 4/10 with the face of a 12 year old? Jesus Christ


I bet she has a wide back and stumpy legs too
post 1558358811 08-09-2018, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Agreed

Asian chick gonna have good food in that fridge too, i'll be able to take a massive dump before I leave.

But curious to see when the anti-asian crew logs in and if they have a solid argument against her.
the asian girl has better facial aesthetics, that's the main reason i'd pick her
post 1558359011 08-09-2018, 08:24 AM
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lol
post 1558359031 08-09-2018, 08:24 AM
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Neither.

You should spend the weekend increasing your standards.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1558359071 08-09-2018, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
How about her being a fat 4/10 with the face of a 12 year old? Jesus Christ
Why are you always so angry jesus christ.

Who's gonna have better snacks in their fridge is what i'm most concerned about this week.
post 1558359171 08-09-2018, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
Why are you always so angry jesus christ.

Who's gonna have better snacks in their fridge is what i'm most concerned about this week.
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post 1558359191 08-09-2018, 08:25 AM
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Ask the white girl what her short friend is up to. Holy fuark.
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post 1558359231 08-09-2018, 08:25 AM
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The asian girl looks like she's on the verge of blowing up to whale status plus i don't care for that pudgy piggy nose.
I would choose the lanky white girl.
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post 1558359241 08-09-2018, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Neither.

You should spend the weekend increasing your standards.
TWO girls a week is my average

Some weeks are stunners some are for leaving turds in toilets. This is the later.


IF you want i'll come over to your house and leave a turd in your toilet instead and tell these chicks to kick rocks.
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Absolutely the Asian.
Guarantee she is 10x better in bed too.

White chick is going to 100% just a generic white chik with inflated ego. Sub standard.
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Also, wtf with the young dating scene?

'Herp derp, wings and beer' gets dates???

You're gonna be mad disappointed when you decide to date a girl for real
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post 1558359381 08-09-2018, 08:27 AM
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white girl mogs the asian
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That blonde has potential. Would say 'inb4 misc cope' but it has already started.

The 'hold hands' and '+1 to weddings' means she probably isn't down for pump and dump. If that's what you're looking for you have no chance.
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those are not big bewbs
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post 1558359651 08-09-2018, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
Also, wtf with the young dating scene?

'Herp derp, wings and beer' gets dates???

You're gonna be mad disappointed when you decide to date a girl for real
I got a hookup by saying i'd be a girls Patrick Bateman if she'd be my cheap slut last week.

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Asian Chick for sure. Both are below average face but at least the fat asian chick got some nice teddies to squeeze your cawk between.
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Asian chick for sure. Looks hotter for a smash and looks like she has more freak potential
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Neither.

You should spend the weekend increasing your standards.
You gonna let OP into that gushy wet wet then?
I'm back, bitches!
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Asian of course. Wtf. Fat ass + big teds what else do u want OP
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The white girl without a single second of hesitation.
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