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Thread: Having a micropenis may not be such a bad thing

post 1558370591 08-09-2018, 10:26 AM
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Having a micropenis may not be such a bad thing

Think about it

In this day and age women see many different dicks a year (probably over 15)

Having a micropenis makes you stand out, and that will make a girl remember you when she wants sexy time

I used to be self conscious about my micropenis but not anymore
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post 1558370771 08-09-2018, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
and that will make a girl remember you when she wants sexy time
damn right she'll remember you.

"need me some dikk real bad. who to call? chad, tyrone...definitely not calling op tho...."
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post 1558370821 08-09-2018, 10:29 AM
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I look at a penis everyday
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post 1558371241 08-09-2018, 10:34 AM
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Yeah she'll be remembering you when having drinks with her girls.

"So how was your date with OP?"

"It was great until we went back to his place.He was so proud unbuttoning his pants, and then he pulled out this toddler penis!!! I acted like I got an emergency text and left immediately. He was so hurt, he actually thought I was going to let him waste my time "



"So what did you do, girl?"

"I called Tyrone"
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post 1558371421 08-09-2018, 10:36 AM
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If you have a micropenis, then your whole life is a joke.
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post 1558371431 08-09-2018, 10:36 AM
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whatever helps u cope.
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post 1558371531 08-09-2018, 10:37 AM
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girls don't even care about sex lol
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post 1558371631 08-09-2018, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikkolol⏩
girls don't even care about sex lol
This and the OP are the biggest copes I have ever heard in my life.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

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post 1558371701 08-09-2018, 10:39 AM
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Girl saves OP in her phone under contact name: 'Baby Carrot'
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post 1558371781 08-09-2018, 10:39 AM
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You will save money on condoms..just use saran wrap
post 1558371791 08-09-2018, 10:39 AM
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post 1558371971 08-09-2018, 10:42 AM
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post 1558371991 08-09-2018, 10:42 AM
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there’s other ways to stand out
post 1558372101 08-09-2018, 10:43 AM
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Weird this thread comes up when my cock gets chaved from free balling because of the seam at the bottom of the pants today.


Being hung isnt all its cracked up to be.
post 1558372111 08-09-2018, 10:43 AM
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OP, when you say micropenis, how small we talkin'?
post 1558372771 08-09-2018, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
OP, when you say micropenis, how small we talkin'?
Clinically I think it's less than 4 inches.

I felt my ovaries shrivel up just typing that.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

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post 1558373381 08-09-2018, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Clinically I think it's less than 4 inches.

I felt my ovaries shrivel up just typing that.
Hard?
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post 1558373571 08-09-2018, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Clinically I think it's less than 4 inches.

I felt my ovaries shrivel up just typing that.
Oh man. That's turrble. RIP in pieces.
post 1558373721 08-09-2018, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
Hard?
Soft, anything under 7" hard is a micropenis
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post 1558373771 08-09-2018, 11:00 AM
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ive been screamin this for years.
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post 1558374161 08-09-2018, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By potbellymadar⏩
Hard?
Either is unacceptable to be honest.

Unless you grow 4 inches when you are erect, just LOL at you.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

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post 1558374391 08-09-2018, 11:06 AM
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thought mods messed w the title. clicked thread. oh okay then.
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