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Forum ยป How'd you sleep?
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Thread: How'd you sleep?

post 1558821031 08-15-2018, 02:22 AM
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How'd you sleep?

Gotta love brutal jokes like this.

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Like God during the Holocaust
AcetylCoA gets reps

"God your dunce." - Swept

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post 1558821061 08-15-2018, 02:23 AM
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so wrong!
post 1558821171 08-15-2018, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By foreverstrong4u⏩
so wrong!
A friend sent me that one and another that I'd likely get banned for posting.
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post 1558821181 08-15-2018, 02:27 AM
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inb4 this is moved to r&p
post 1558821201 08-15-2018, 02:27 AM
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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

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the Holocaust


Anti-jokes ftw
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post 1558821331 08-15-2018, 02:34 AM
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How does a Jew make beer?

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Hebrews it
post 1558821401 08-15-2018, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By srsfatceps⏩
How does a Jew make beer?

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Hebrews it
Lmao. I should've realized that was it but I was thinking much darker.
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post 1558821471 08-15-2018, 02:40 AM
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this thread is sick!
post 1558821521 08-15-2018, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By foreverstrong4u⏩
this thread is sick!
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post 1558821551 08-15-2018, 02:42 AM
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lol this thread is a gas
post 1558821581 08-15-2018, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By srsfatceps⏩
How does a Jew make beer?

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Hebrews it
Jewish Beer is very gassy
post 1558821661 08-15-2018, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Jewish Beer is very gassy
Dark beers are the best.

This is a runner-up, though.


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post 1558821691 08-15-2018, 02:46 AM
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sickening!
post 1558823081 08-15-2018, 03:33 AM
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?






























































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Cancer
post 1558823111 08-15-2018, 03:34 AM
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Like a baby

My nighttime bipolar meds knock me out for 8 hours straight
Goat side effect
retired from powerlifting, retired from the misc
post 1558823131 08-15-2018, 03:34 AM
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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

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She tried reading a stop sign at 30mph.

Originally Posted By melDorado⏩
Like a baby

My nighttime bipolar meds knock me out for 8 hours straight
Goat side effect
I used to get prescriptions for things to help with sleep. **** never works for an extended period of time. If you've been taking your meds for a while, it still helps you sleep?
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