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post 1560875921 09-09-2018, 08:05 PM
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Lol at anyone that talks crap about Keto, Carnivore, or Paleo JUST LOL

You literally cannot find enriched flour or sugar in nature. Point blank period. People will eat fast food, white flour, or sugar, and somehow tell people that eat meat and veggies that "its bad for you health"


FCKING LOL.

Anytime in my life where I've been lean is when I only ate beef, turkey, and green vegetables. You know. Food you can actually go outdoors and find. Keep listening to the mainstream media and suffering from inflammation, heart disease, and obesity.

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post 1560876171 09-09-2018, 08:08 PM
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where do you think sugar comes from you fuking nitwit
post 1560876421 09-09-2018, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩
where do you think sugar comes from you fuking nitwit
If I gave you 1 million dollars and dropped you in in Canada or Siberia could you bring me back a bag of sugar in 72 hours you nitwit? no. you couldn't. Unless you magically find a fruit field or sugar cane growing naturally and in abundance you CANT. Stay mad and get type 2 diabetes boyo.
post 1560876671 09-09-2018, 08:16 PM
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Not sure if srs
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post 1560876811 09-09-2018, 08:17 PM
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What is this, a meal for ants??
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post 1560876971 09-09-2018, 08:20 PM
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Fruit, veggies and milk all have sugar breh... Anyway I am for any diet which is against processed crap.
post 1560877131 09-09-2018, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By jesusxchrist⏩
Not sure if srs
100% srs
Originally Posted By triception⏩
What is this, a meal for ants??
Meal for swole bros and the men that made the modern world
Originally Posted By PKneyr⏩
Fruit, veggies and milk all have sugar breh... Anyway I am for any diet which is against processed crap.
Once again. Fruit is regional and limited. People risk life and limb to bring back sugar / sweets to the west ( dat silk road )


There is sugar in milk. not near what wester people consume today. Cut out herding animals and once again. Sugar almost vanishes from the human diet
post 1560877461 09-09-2018, 08:27 PM
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Agreed srs.

Talk to sick people every day. Bread kills.
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post 1560878671 09-09-2018, 08:45 PM
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i've been outdoors many times and never seen a wild asparagus or brussel sprout

where the fck do you live op
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post 1560879441 09-09-2018, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
i've been outdoors many times and never seen a wild asparagus or brussel sprout

where the fck do you live op
This. Can i eat pine needles? Does that count?
post 1560904221 09-10-2018, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By jiujitsubro⏩
Agreed srs.

Talk to sick people every day. Bread kills.
This
Originally Posted By ayyy⏩
i've been outdoors many times and never seen a wild asparagus or brussel sprout

where the fck do you live op
I see green edible vegetables outdoors all the time. Do you even rural America?
Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
This. Can i eat pine needles? Does that count?
Because I said 100% of all outdoor planet life is edible.

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post 1560904251 09-10-2018, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By PKneyr⏩
Fruit, veggies and milk all have sugar breh... Anyway I am for any diet which is against processed crap.
Pretty much how I feel about diet nowadays.
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post 1560904411 09-10-2018, 07:51 AM
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I'm not sure about the labels of the diets but yeah, there's a lot more to health than calories in and calories out. If people think that eating brockoli and roasted chicken for dinner is bad for you well...
post 1560904631 09-10-2018, 07:54 AM
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Pretty sure I can walk up to a maple tree in Canada and get some sugar out of it
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post 1560904651 09-10-2018, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By otakutrevan⏩
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Anytime in my life where I've been lean is when I only ate beef, turkey, and green vegetables. ...
See avi
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High fat, high protein, low/moderate carbs..did that.
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post 1560904831 09-10-2018, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩
Pretty sure I can walk up to a maple tree in Canada and get some sugar out of it
Pretty sure that white sugar isn't falling out of the tree.
post 1560904991 09-10-2018, 08:01 AM
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I agree but sometimes something just taste too good to be ignored
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post 1560905101 09-10-2018, 08:02 AM
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I've done two 60-day strict Paleo "challenges" with friends before. I definitely looked and felt better/healthier, but I always struggled in getting enough calories and protein so my performance suffered. Plantain chips and guacamole were a daily snack for me, I was addicted lol.
post 1560905251 09-10-2018, 08:04 AM
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i tried keto for two months, it wasn't worth it. the mindset is so ****ed up. "nope can't eat that, nope can't eat that, i want to eat that but i can't." not worth the mental distress.

i did feel a little better, aside from the extreme lack of energy (most likely emotional, due to the fact that I can't eat foods I like), but at the same time my mind felt so ****ed. my skin looked so good though, idk if it was keto.
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post 1560905361 09-10-2018, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE⏩
i tried keto once it wasn't worth it. the mindset is so ****ed up. "nope can't eat that, nope can't eat that, i want to eat that but i can't." not worth the mental distress.
I had to change my mindset from "I can't have that" to "I choose not to have that" and it made a serious difference. Going day to day constantly telling yourself "No, I'm not allowed to have that." just makes the whole experience torturous and sets you up for binging once you're off the diet.
post 1560905421 09-10-2018, 08:07 AM
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The idea of basing your diet around what people ate hundreds and thousands of years ago is next level retarded
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what's the driving factor in Keto? hint: it's not cutting out sugar or carbs

Spoiler!
calorie deficit


you keep talking about your MICROS. so show us your micronutrient breakdown. i'd love to see what your target and actual numbers are. please, let us know.
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post 1560905511 09-10-2018, 08:09 AM
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enriched flour? is that when you mix wheat flour with white?
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
The idea of basing your diet around what people ate hundreds and thousands of years ago is next level retarded
what do you mean, the people back then had a life expectancy of 35 years old, seems like an ideal diet to me!!!

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Originally Posted By RightKindaGuy⏩
what do you mean, the people back then had a life expectancy of 35 years old, seems like an ideal diet to me!!!

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lol....quoted for posterity. But who was modern medicine brah
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Originally Posted By RightKindaGuy⏩
what do you mean, the people back then had a life expectancy of 35 years old, seems like an ideal diet to me!!!

(cringe)
Using even elementary logic, you come to an immediate road block. I would love to say I'm shocked by that level of stupidity but I'm not

That being said, I fully understand that need for a restrictive diet. There are many applications and prescriptions for that. Miscers tend to look at things in black and white which is pretty dumb as well
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Originally Posted By DCutch⏩
I had to change my mindset from "I can't have that" to "I choose not to have that" and it made a serious difference. Going day to day constantly telling yourself "No, I'm not allowed to have that." just makes the whole experience torturous and sets you up for binging once you're off the diet.
THIS 100000%

Keto is such a simple diet, its probably the easiest to follow and once you find a few things that you like and easy to make meal prep takes less than 2 hours and you have great, nutrient dense meals all week

Keto isn't for everyone but it's hands down the best cutting diet out there
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Originally Posted By Le
Keto isn't for everyone but it's hands down the best cutting diet out there
Objectively false
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