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post 1566109931 11-13-2018, 08:14 AM
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You are to fight a prime Mike Tyson in 1 hour's time

18 x 18ft boxing ring with proper rules, and 16oz gloves.

How long do you stay standing?

I have never taken a REAL head hit before, so would keep my gloves up and try and avoid a solid connection as long as possible. However I would wind too easily from the body shots. I'd give myself less than 20 seconds before I went to the canvas, and that's probably a stretch. Of couse I would not be able to do anything to Mike.
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post 1566110061 11-13-2018, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
18 x 18ft boxing ring with proper rules, and 16oz gloves.

How long do you stay standing?

I have never taken a REAL head hit before, so would keep my gloves up and try and avoid a solid connection as long as possible. However I would wind too easily from the body shots. I'd give myself less than 20 seconds before I went to the canvas, and that's probably a stretch. Of couse I would not be able to do anything to Mike.
If you aren't experienced he could actually kill you like snap your neck or something. Kind of scary tbh lol
post 1566110221 11-13-2018, 08:17 AM
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i've done few yrs of kickboxing/bjj....so...maybe 30-45 seconds?
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post 1566110371 11-13-2018, 08:18 AM
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post 1566110521 11-13-2018, 08:20 AM
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About 10 seconds if i can run fast enough
post 1566110551 11-13-2018, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By KENKONG⏩
your only preparation for that fight should be saying
goodbye to your loved ones
This.

Iron Mike could punch a hole in a leather bag, what's he gonna do to your head and kidneys.
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post 1566110611 11-13-2018, 08:21 AM
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Tyson in prime, Tyson now.. It’s the same results for every miscer.. KOed in 30 secs or less.
post 1566110661 11-13-2018, 08:22 AM
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All he'd have to do is walk in with X's intro song and i'd be ****ting all over the place

post 1566110731 11-13-2018, 08:24 AM
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I wouldnt survive even 10 seconds with the current Mike Tyson.
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post 1566110751 11-13-2018, 08:24 AM
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Maybe a minute, and I have boxing experience. Mike was a counter punching pressure fighter, so his entire style was built around you throwing punches just to keep him at bay, instead of landing good scoring shots. So he'd come out, Feint you to death, you throw out a Jab to back him up, he counters and puts you in the hospital.
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post 1566110821 11-13-2018, 08:24 AM
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I would leg kick the fuk out of him and would shoot doubles if he came close until I got DQ’d and would happily take it to be done with the fight.
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post 1566110941 11-13-2018, 08:25 AM
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I'd KO myself in the locker room...
I'm way cool FYI
post 1566110961 11-13-2018, 08:25 AM
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You can concede in boxing right? That seems like the obvious choice, after landing one sneeky blow to the nuts of course
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post 1566111061 11-13-2018, 08:27 AM
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post 1566111131 11-13-2018, 08:27 AM
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id get the strap
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post 1566111201 11-13-2018, 08:29 AM
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i'd get a will prepared.
post 1566111231 11-13-2018, 08:29 AM
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I think a reasonable goal would be 20-30 seconds
post 1566111281 11-13-2018, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
Tyson in prime, Tyson now.. It’s the same results for every miscer.. KOed in 30 secs or less.
Miscers would at least stand more of a chance now though. He is 53 and well over the hill. When he was at prime it would have been a straight up massacre.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1566111331 11-13-2018, 08:30 AM
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i would literally move around and run, been boxing 10 years,competed at a national level and still i wouldnt want to take a single shot if i could, the dude was fast af in his prime even fore a heavyweight, no inside fighting or exchanges or any fighting off the ropes or your dead almost immediately if your not a heavyweight fighter
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post 1566111421 11-13-2018, 08:31 AM
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I would guard my head and most likely got down for the count from a body shot that knocks the wind out of me. No purpose in trying to stay upright unless I'm getting paid by the seconds I last
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post 1566111451 11-13-2018, 08:31 AM
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post 1566111471 11-13-2018, 08:31 AM
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ill stay standing for the length of time it takes him to walk across the ring and hit me once (regardless of guard) guy was a monster.
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post 1566111481 11-13-2018, 08:32 AM
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A prime Tyson hitting me full force would kill me or incapacitate me for life.

I wouldn't get in the ring for $1bn, srs

EDIT: Actually I would if the money went into a trust for my family and friends. Beats pile of dirt I'll otherwise be leaving behind from a full life.
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post 1566111581 11-13-2018, 08:33 AM
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I would bloatmaxxxx and not make weight, therefore getting disqualified
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post 1566111631 11-13-2018, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Miscers would at least stand more of a chance now though. He is 53 and well over the hill. When he was at prime it would have been a straight up massacre.
He probably still has his power.
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post 1566111671 11-13-2018, 08:33 AM
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post 1566111741 11-13-2018, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
I would bloatmaxxxx and not make weight, therefore getting disqualified
How much can you bloatmaxxx in one hour?
post 1566111861 11-13-2018, 08:35 AM
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i would be tommy morrison at the 2:59 mark of the 1st round

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post 1566112121 11-13-2018, 08:37 AM
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Why boxing rules? Stupid. At least give people who do MMA or college wrestling seriously a chance to take him down etc.
post 1566112281 11-13-2018, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
How much can you bloatmaxxx in one hour?
with like 10,000 mg of sodium and 5 litres of water.... 5kg
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