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12-12-2018, 09:44 PM
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post your poverty meal and I'll post a superior version (starting with spaghetti)
I don't remember who it was that just posted spaghetti and red sauce. But here is the non poverty version.


What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)


What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)
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12-12-2018, 09:47 PM
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here's my appetizer from Gary Danko in SF (Yeah you mirin')


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Bud, that looks pretty fukin average.
12-12-2018, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By WrestlingFan123⏩
idk what that is honestly. Are you at a restaurant?here's my appetizer from Gary Danko in SF (Yeah you mirin')


Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Idk what you are expecting from pasta and red sauce, but obviously this isn't a super high end dish. Just a high quality version of a common dish.Bud, that looks pretty fukin average.
Really the only way I can think of that this could've been better is if I had made the pasta fresh.
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12-12-2018, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
mirin kitchen which jail you posting from we got a guy who smuggles in salami and gabagoolI don't remember who it was that just posted spaghetti and red sauce. But here is the non poverty version.


What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)


What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)

not too much onion in the sauce *******
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looks like sh*t.
12-12-2018, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Yeah Gary Danko in SF:idk what that is honestly. Are you at a restaurant?
Idk what you are expecting from pasta and red sauce, but obviously this isn't a super high end dish. Just a high quality version of a common dish.
Really the only way I can think of that this could've been better is if I had made the pasta fresh.
Idk what you are expecting from pasta and red sauce, but obviously this isn't a super high end dish. Just a high quality version of a common dish.
Really the only way I can think of that this could've been better is if I had made the pasta fresh.
Golden Osetra Caviar with Buckwheat Blini
12-12-2018, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By WrestlingFan123⏩
I love Gary Danko one of my greatest honors was cooking for him one night in pdx.Yeah Gary Danko in SF:
Golden Osetra Caviar with Buckwheat Blini
Golden Osetra Caviar with Buckwheat Blini
But I mean you could have made that at home boyo! Still jelly af that cost you what like 300 bucks? Think I can buy tins of it for around 120.
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
I put three small onions in. That's all paullymirin kitchen which jail you posting from we got a guy who smuggles in salami and gabagool

not too much onion in the sauce *******

not too much onion in the sauce *******
Originally Posted By 8PointBuck⏩
lol okaylooks like sh*t.
Originally Posted By WrestlingFan123⏩
lol well that doesn't count. You godda make the meal I'm improving.Yeah Gary Danko in SF:
Golden Osetra Caviar with Buckwheat Blini
Golden Osetra Caviar with Buckwheat Blini
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
got it, lemme find something.I put three small onions in. That's all paully
lol okay
lol well that doesn't count. You godda make the meal I'm improving.
lol okay
lol well that doesn't count. You godda make the meal I'm improving.
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Here improve my homemade shrimp ravioli, shellfish emulsion and seared scallops.I put three small onions in. That's all paully
lol okay
lol well that doesn't count. You godda make the meal I'm improving.
lol okay
lol well that doesn't count. You godda make the meal I'm improving.

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Originally Posted By kyle1922⏩
Eggs look a bit dry. That'd probably be the most obvious improvement I'd go for.cheesey scramebly eggies and chorizo


I think especially for a burrito, a really small curd is nicer for scrambled eggs too.
Could also do a homemade tortilla... This is has some potential.
Originally Posted By SportCoat⏩
has onions. Fuk off.i especially like the vegetables you incorporated into your meal OP
Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
That looks good af. Would take me a long time though. I don't make much seafood.Here improve my homemade shrimp ravioli, shellfish emulsion and seared scallops.


Originally Posted By Jmart07⏩
what am I looking at?
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12-13-2018, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By kyle1922⏩
Alright. Done.cheesey scramebly eggies and chorizo


Improvement #1.)
Homemade tortilla. Haven't ever made these before. Would've liked them thinner, but I don't have a rolling pin so I did the best I could. Still good af. Probably make them from now on instead of buying.

Improvement #2.) Your eggs looks dry, and like they had a very large curd. This is a bit of a preference thing, but I certainly prefer a small curd, with nice moist fluffy eggs. I made these with lots of butter and some sour cream, though you can do without the sour cream easily. Add some salt pepper and chives and voila.


improvement #3.) I see your sausage, and I raise you a steak.

final product. Absolutely delicious.

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12-13-2018, 10:16 PM
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Not related to this particular dish, but I also made a pan sauce out of the fond from cooking the steak. I mean...why wouldn't I?




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12-13-2018, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Wow! That looks good af. Just learned how to make eggs and pretty much cook this year brb doing research nowAlright. Done.
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Originally Posted By kyle1922⏩
if you want the eggs to turn out like that, the trick is lots of butter. (maybe like 1/2 tablespoon per egg.) and stir them nonstop the entire cooking process.Wow! That looks good af. Just learned how to make eggs and pretty much cook this year brb doing research now
my main man Babish has got the how to on a LOT of things. Heres eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBGoJUxxRqU
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Kinda like the Gordon Ramsay eggs, they're nice:if you want the eggs to turn out like that, the trick is lots of butter. (maybe like 1/2 tablespoon per egg.) and stir them nonstop the entire cooking process.
my main man Babish has got the how to on a LOT of things. Heres eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBGoJUxxRqU
my main man Babish has got the how to on a LOT of things. Heres eggs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBGoJUxxRqU
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12-13-2018, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By RespectYourself⏩
Yeah. Babish had them "the Gordon Ramsay way" in his video.Kinda like the Gordon Ramsay eggs, they're nice:
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I usually add all of the seasoning when I plate. Looks nicer imo.
I also rarely put anything other than butter in.
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
Good advice. I love the texture of the Ramsay eggs but the cleanup is a pain. I'd say it's worth it.Yeah. Babish had them "the Gordon Ramsay way" in his video.
I usually add all of the seasoning when I plate. Looks nicer imo.
I also rarely put anything other than butter in.
I usually add all of the seasoning when I plate. Looks nicer imo.
I also rarely put anything other than butter in.
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Rotini , tomato sauce, sliced smoked sausage
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Originally Posted By RespectYourself⏩
I make the eggs in a nonstick skillet, I've got a silicone whisk that I use. But you can just use a rubber spatula. The teflon is super easy to clean.Good advice. I love the texture of the Ramsay eggs but the cleanup is a pain. I'd say it's worth it.
Originally Posted By bigcat3655⏩
literally the same as my first post. But brown the meat in the pot at the start. Then remove and add it back in while the sauce is simmering.Rotini , tomato sauce, sliced smoked sausage
Normally I like to do redsauce with a LOT of ground beef/pork (or a combo) but I was fresh out when I made the sauce in the OP. Still good though.
But yeah. You could do chopped sausage, whole sausage, ground meat, meatballs. Doesn't matter.
Rotini is better than spaghetti, but I think a tubular noddle is best in this case...or most cases honestly.
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U mirin spaghetti


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Originally Posted By NicholasMango⏩
looks like **** . barilla is **** . if ur not gonna make fresh use dececco then talk about sauce sticking to spaghetti . ur tomatoes look like **** that came out of a can . i live in my van and can make better mealsI don't remember who it was that just posted spaghetti and red sauce. But here is the non poverty version.
What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)
What makes it non-poverty?
spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.
freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?

unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)
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Originally Posted By The_Trooper⏩
Yeah that's the one!U mirin spaghetti


Originally Posted By StrawberryTaco⏩
How the **** am I gonna make fresh rigatoni?looks like **** . barilla is **** . if ur not gonna make fresh use dececco then talk about sauce sticking to spaghetti . ur tomatoes look like **** that came out of a can . i live in my van and can make better meals
Or where would I get fresh san marzano tomatoes? So yeah. The tomatoes came out of a can. Woopdee doo, the sauce was made fresh.
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