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Forum ยป Looking forward to LMAO'ing at all the lonely, childless incels this Christmas (SRS)
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Thread: Looking forward to LMAO'ing at all the lonely, childless incels this Christmas (SRS)

post 1568525961 12-13-2018, 05:11 AM
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Looking forward to LMAO'ing at all the lonely, childless incels this Christmas (SRS)

Let's face it, Christmas is the WOAT time for lonely incels. especially those who don't know those feels of watching your precious little ones eyes light up as they see what Santa brought them.

Christmas day for childless incels

10:00 - Wake up with a horrific hangover, hoping to have slept through until boxing day. Turn over and weep into your pillow.
11:00 - Make your way downstairs and into the living room, only one card and present (from your mother).
11:05 - You hear a child's laughter outside, you look out the window and see a father teaching his young son how to ride his new bike.
11:06 - Burst into uncrontrollable spasms of self loathing and hysterical tears.
12:00 - Time for Christmas dinner. Better heat those Ramen noodles up.
12:30 - Put TV on, try to forget about everything.
12:35 - Become catatonic with depression after seeing all the family chit on TV.
13:00 - Ring Samaritans.
14:00 - Start drinking heavily.
15:00 - Sink into unconscious stupor.
17:00 - Wake up covered in vomit and piss, still alone.
18:00 - Beat off into empty Christmas stocking.
19:00 - Ring Samaritans.
20:00 - Go for a walk, end up at the local Church.
20:05 - Thrown out of Church for cursing Jesus.
21:00 - Arrested for setting fire to town Christmas Tree.
23:00 - Granted bail. Cost: $100.
23:30 - Spend the night in the cells since nobody bails you out.

Spoiler!


Merry Christmas *******s!
fist yourself
post 1568525981 12-13-2018, 05:12 AM
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You really have kids? lol
post 1568526221 12-13-2018, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By AestheticGame⏩
You really have kids? lol
He could be talking about his cats.
post 1568526301 12-13-2018, 05:22 AM
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post 1568526551 12-13-2018, 05:27 AM
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I actually agree that probably is a nonlifting incels day
post 1568526971 12-13-2018, 05:37 AM
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Get up and be grateful that i'm not on the dole and living in a council estate with four kids like BustaCapp.
post 1568527031 12-13-2018, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Get up and be grateful that i'm not on the dole and living in a council estate with four kids like BustaCapp.


u sure about that?
fist yourself
post 1568527211 12-13-2018, 05:44 AM
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New years is the worst fa Holliday. Christmas I at least buy myself something and might get a gift from my grandparents
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post 1568527241 12-13-2018, 05:44 AM
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Can confirm, used to hate Christmas when I was single
post 1568527341 12-13-2018, 05:47 AM
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IN on another BustaCope "why children don't suck the life out of you" thread
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post 1568527531 12-13-2018, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩


u sure about that?
BustaCapps kid - "Dear Santa, all i want for Xmas is a dad who isn't a manlet"
post 1568527621 12-13-2018, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
BustaCapps kid - "Dear Santa, all i want for Xmas is a dad who isn't a manlet"
doughnutking's kid - ""
fist yourself
post 1568527721 12-13-2018, 05:59 AM
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How does it feel to be old? Anyway, I'm a uni student and too young for this ****. Would rather spend my youth actually living a meaningful existence

Inb4 age quote
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1568527771 12-13-2018, 06:00 AM
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Seriously though, you seem like a ****ty human being. I would rather have a day like that, than be you. srs
post 1568528131 12-13-2018, 06:07 AM
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OP lives in the most poverty city in UK also ranked 3rd worst place in the whole of Western Europe to live. Just lol....I feel sorry for his kids tbh
post 1568528201 12-13-2018, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted By ilovelifenow⏩
How does it feel to be old? Anyway, I'm a uni student and too young for this ****. Would rather spend my youth actually living a meaningful existence
Age: 48
Originally Posted By speculator⏩
Seriously though, you seem like a ****ty human being. I would rather have a day like that, than be you. srs






















































































Spoiler!
Location: Phillipines



fist yourself
post 1568528211 12-13-2018, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted By speculator⏩
Seriously though, you seem like a ****ty human being. I would rather have a day like that, than be you. srs
Something tells me BustaCapp will reply with just the face picture of your avi.

And anyway, he's right. BustaCapp is mid 40s by now, and he's got the right idea. Children and family are everything when you get older. You realise nothing else matters, work is bullchit and just a bunch of strangers playing a social dominance game, and also you can't take anything with you when you die.

Leaving a legacy behind that you were here and brought up, and taught values to, is the best thing you can do.

Edit: Lmao, wizarded by BustaCapp himself.

Reps on recharge BustaCapp.
post 1568528221 12-13-2018, 06:10 AM
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Iโ€™ll be in the Whitsunday Islands in a 5 star resort with my 19 year old nympho girlfriend. But Iโ€™m sure your x-mas will be just as good.

Spoiler!
Your favorite miscerโ€™s favorite miscer.
post 1568528361 12-13-2018, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted By PowerRanger⏩
OP lives in the most poverty city in UK also ranked 3rd worst place in the whole of Western Europe to live. Just lol....I feel sorry for his kids tbh
I don't live in a city tho..
Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Something tells me BustaCapp will reply with just the face picture of your avi.

And anyway, he's right. BustaCapp is mid 40s by now, and he's got the right idea. Children and family are everything when you get older. You realise nothing else matters, work is bullchit and just a bunch of strangers playing a social dominance game, and also you can't take anything with you when you die.

Leaving a legacy behind that you were here is the best thing you can do.

Edit: Lmao, wizarded by BustaCapp himself.

Reps on recharge BustaCapp.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AquilaConfido again.
fist yourself
post 1568528551 12-13-2018, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By speculator⏩
Seriously though, you seem like a ****ty human being. I would rather have a day like that, than be you. srs
Real talk, I've never seen him make a positive or mature post and seems obsessed with "incels". He's more likely to be a neckbeard basement troll than anyone on the forum.
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I do not neg other posters. If I would deem your post a poor one, you have already punished yourself by writing it.
post 1568528611 12-13-2018, 06:15 AM
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Idk what your goal is posting this thread other than you show that you a garbage person who takes pleasure and humor in others' misfortunes. You're a lower person than the people you speak of, far lower.

As someone who sees all kinds of poverty and suffering where I live, if I had those types of disgusting thoughts to laugh at people less fortunate than me I'd keep it to myself, looks like you're too stupid to even do that.

If there is such a thing as karma I see some very bad things in your future, from people I know dirty people seem to have dirty things happen to them, or maybe not always, idk. Anyway I'm done talking to u lol.
post 1568528631 12-13-2018, 06:17 AM
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LMAO fkn incels when will they learn
post 1568528681 12-13-2018, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
Iโ€™ll be in the Whitsunday Islands in a 5 star resort with my 19 year old nympho girlfriend. But Iโ€™m sure your x-mas will be just as good.

Spoiler!
Virgin detected
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post 1568528691 12-13-2018, 06:18 AM
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To be fair Busta having kids is a hell of an achievment, let the guy enjoy his success.
post 1568528701 12-13-2018, 06:18 AM
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Op's right. Lol at all the coping
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post 1568528851 12-13-2018, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
Virgin detected
Lol why you mad little guy?
Your favorite miscerโ€™s favorite miscer.
post 1568529021 12-13-2018, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
Iโ€™ll be in the Whitsunday Islands in a 5 star resort with my 19 year old nympho girlfriend. But Iโ€™m sure your x-mas will be just as good.

Spoiler!
Tbh this is pretty much what itโ€™s like as a single brah, or even a married bruh without kids

Brb go somewhere tropical
Brb no responsibilities
Brb morning secks
Brb morning cocktails by the pool
Brb bloody maryโ€™s With tobacco
Brb happiness
post 1568529061 12-13-2018, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By PowerRanger⏩
OP lives in the most poverty city in UK also ranked 3rd worst place in the whole of Western Europe to live. Just lol....I feel sorry for his kids tbh
lmao wot???

liverpool is actually one of the nicer cities in the uk. would like to see where you got this statistic from
post 1568529101 12-13-2018, 06:27 AM
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I'm back, bitches!
post 1568529261 12-13-2018, 06:31 AM
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Cotdaymmm i hate Xmas every year. It suck being such a lonely incel and banging all these lonely Stacyโ€˜s with daddy issues who never bought them gifts or were around for the holidays


FML!!!
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