A few weeks ago, I was in a parking lot in my hometown of Toronto, Canada, having a smoke. Then out of nowhere some 6’2’’ black guy comes up and introduces himself as Albert.

He started telling me how he’s 30 and still lives with roommates, and how he made out with his roommate and his roommate sucked his dink or something. I got horny remembering the last time I got cucked by a BBC, and immediately asked him if he wants to fk my wife.

He asked for a pic so I found some random pic of the back of a naked woman online. He said he liked thicc girls so I knew he wouldn’t mind my whale wife.

Problem was that I was set to fly to Israel with the wife and I was too horny to delay it, so I invited him to come aboard, and he agreed. He just landed this morning and the first thing he asked for was to eat humans (I think he meant hummus) and falafel.

He told me he heard from some woman online about some expensive ass commercialized falafel place in Tel Aviv that’s really good, so I took him there and bought him everything on the menu. Tasted like chit but he loved it.

Afterwards we got back home and he fked my wife. His dink turned out to be small, but his body size made up for it. He creamed the wifey and I exploded myself in my chastity.

Best $3k spent in a while.