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Forum » You get 10million but a snail is chasing you,take the deal?

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Thread: You get 10million but a snail is chasing you,take the deal?

post 1580835551 05-25-2019, 07:02 PM
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You get 10million but a snail is chasing you,take the deal?

You get 10 mill but there’s a snail hell bound on getting you. If he touches you, you die. He is immortal

Take the deal or no
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1580835651 05-25-2019, 07:05 PM
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sure i'll just put it in a locked safe or something
post 1580835671 05-25-2019, 07:05 PM
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yeah, I'd just take the money and move to the other side of the world. Then I'd calculate the maximal travel distance per hour of a snail taking into account hitching plane and car rides and move again before said snail could reach me. Profit.
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post 1580835711 05-25-2019, 07:05 PM
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Obviously yes. Just move back and forth between two locations before it gets to you
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post 1580835891 05-25-2019, 07:08 PM
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nope
post 1580836161 05-25-2019, 07:11 PM
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yes, put snail on treadmill
post 1580836311 05-25-2019, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
yes, put snail on treadmill
aware
"Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by."
post 1580836391 05-25-2019, 07:15 PM
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Imagine forgetting about the snail bet
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1580836521 05-25-2019, 07:18 PM
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Put a bucket upside down over top of the snail.
Pay someone $9999832 to sit on the bucket.
Laugh all the way to the bank with my $68 profit.
They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
post 1580836631 05-25-2019, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
If he touches you, you die.
Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
sure i'll just put it in a locked safe or something
rip
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1580836761 05-25-2019, 07:22 PM
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I would probably tie him to a helium balloon srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1580836811 05-25-2019, 07:23 PM
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id just hire someone to kill it or lure it into a locked box

lol strong bet
post 1580836891 05-25-2019, 07:24 PM
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I would shoot the snail, profit.


Also, in after Nonsense916.
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post 1580837071 05-25-2019, 07:27 PM
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Immortal means lives forever guiz ^^
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1580837121 05-25-2019, 07:28 PM
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I’d punch two women in the chest to get away from it.
post 1580837171 05-25-2019, 07:30 PM
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WTF are you smoking
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post 1580837301 05-25-2019, 07:32 PM
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I like the safe idea

Hire someone to put it into a safe. Put safe in a an oil drum, fill it with concrete, throw it into the ocean
post 1580837341 05-25-2019, 07:34 PM
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There are people who do a lot more for a lot less. I could pay someone annually a small salary to just keep track of the snail. Nothing more. Miscers spend time watching crypto currency.

Or I’ll just pay someone to upload a video on YouTube saying women love snails and some stupid FA will keep it in their moms basement. Which, lets be honest, if they want to bring a woman there, the last thing they would want is for her to escape. FA’s are pretty stupid smart as is, so it’s probaably the safest dungeon for my snail to be. Also, odds are that they may fall in love with the snail, especially if it has a penis, so I should be good.
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post 1580837481 05-25-2019, 07:35 PM
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I just ensure I'm in a different country and I'm good
post 1580837491 05-25-2019, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
I like the safe idea

Hire someone to put it into a safe. Put safe in a an oil drum, fill it with concrete, throw it into the ocean
Inb4 the snail reappears at the foot of your bed as you wake up in cold sweats. tours over boyo
"Movin' ahead so life won't pass me by."
post 1580837531 05-25-2019, 07:36 PM
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Yes. Build my house of salt, win.
I loe e.
post 1580837581 05-25-2019, 07:37 PM
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Just move across an ocean.
post 1580837621 05-25-2019, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By l2ambo⏩
Inb4 the snail reappears at the foot of your bed as you wake up in cold sweats. tours over boyo
Put it in a safe deposit box with an entire bag of salt. Hire someone to check on it daily
post 1580837671 05-25-2019, 07:38 PM
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"It Follows 2, The Snails Wrath".

The 3rd movie should be the Norwood Repear Follows.
post 1580837711 05-25-2019, 07:39 PM
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This creeps me the **** out lmao... idk - you think you could get away from a snail but they’re not like super extremely slow- it sounds like it can think and stuff so it could obviously board a flight. That thing could get you while you’re sleeping and ****. You’d have to have an airtight home.. it could go up a tree and then drop on you out of nowhere lmao.

My answer is no... there’s too many ways that thing could get you- solutions for them exist but you’d have to think of all of them.

Is there any friggin scientific answer to this
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post 1580837771 05-25-2019, 07:41 PM
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Yes, then spend a couple dollars on a jar, catch him inside and fill it with salt and seal the lid. ****er may be immortal, but he'd be a vegetable of a snail.
post 1580837791 05-25-2019, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
sure i'll just put it in a locked safe or something
I think we’re to assume the snail is somewhere in the world.. and it’s just out to get us.. that’s actually super creepy- you’d never know what snail it was. So no more beach or anything

Edit- is there ever interaction with this snail?? Like could it be tracked or is it just a random snail that exists somewhere?

My response is based on the second scenario
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post 1580837811 05-25-2019, 07:42 PM
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Just move to the other side of the world. At a snails average pace it would take it like 180 years to travel 8000 or so miles

Btw speaking of snails I put one on a gash on my forearm a few years ago because I thought their slime will clean it and boy was I wrong my whole forearm got infected.

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and rarely deal with slugs thankfully
post 1580837911 05-25-2019, 07:44 PM
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No, knowing there is an immortal being trying to kill you would always be in the back of my mind even if it's just a snail. Could never really enjoy life, at best hope for moments where you forget about it.
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post 1580837921 05-25-2019, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
Just move to the other side of the world. At a snails average pace it would take it like 180 years to travel 8000 or so miles

Btw speaking of snails I put one on a gash on my forearm a few years ago because I thought their slime will clean it and boy was I wrong my whole forearm got infected.

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and rarely deal with slugs thankfully
Had you fallen off of one before you decided that putting a snail on an open wound was a good idea?
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