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post 1581735101 06-09-2019, 11:07 AM
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is there a way to piss off road cyclist without getting in trouble?

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post 1581735201 06-09-2019, 11:10 AM
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A guy rode within inches of me once when he had the whole rest of the road. There was no shoulder...

I guess he thought he owned the road or something and wanted to "show me". That was mildly irritating for a second. I quickly moved on with my life.
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post 1581735331 06-09-2019, 11:12 AM
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Basically pretend to swerve. You won't him him and he will have to react. You can just pretend there was a animal in the road and didnt see the cyclist.
not serious this would make you an ******* since they could crash.
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post 1581735381 06-09-2019, 11:13 AM
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What is the point if you don't mind me asking?


Or if you do.....

Why do people not like cyclists being on the road?
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post 1581735761 06-09-2019, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
What is the point if you don't mind me asking?


Or if you do.....

Why do people not like cyclists being on the road?
They’re dangerous. They don’t stop signs speed passed you on the right in areas with low speed limits, in areas where they can’t keep up with the speed limit they slow up traffic,
post 1581735881 06-09-2019, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
They’re dangerous. They don’t stop signs speed passed you on the right in areas with low speed limits, in areas where they can’t keep up with the speed limit they slow up traffic,
It isn't because they are dangerous....

It is because you take it personal and feel attacked. It is control. They are doing something you can't stop them from doing and you don't like that.

Get therapy boyo. Srs.
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post 1581735971 06-09-2019, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
It isn't because they are dangerous....

It is because you take it personal and feel attacked. It is control. They are doing something you can't stop them from doing and you don't like that.

Get therapy boyo. Srs.
What lol? So blatant disregard for the laws of the road as well as public safety is okay in your book? Passing cars on the right is fine?
post 1581736131 06-09-2019, 11:32 AM
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motorcycles or bycicles? I had bicylcists because they get in my fuking way wearing their gay ****ing biscyinlist suit like they are a profession lmao its so lame gtfo my way u idiot theres a sidewalk for a reason but brb wearing suit to let everyone know im S E R I U I S about riding my bicicle
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post 1581736381 06-09-2019, 11:38 AM
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this if you're a redneck/hick


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post 1581736441 06-09-2019, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
What lol? So blatant disregard for the laws of the road as well as public safety is okay in your book? Passing cars on the right is fine?
Putting words in my mouth does not make your argument any stronger.

Most bikers are not disobeying the law/interfering with traffic. Sure we could find some youtube videos of bikers being d-bags, which I do not deny at all. Has any biker really ever done anything to you? Or have you just seen one riding and felt offended simply because they exist. You seriously get upset simply because a bike passed you on the right (which is not dangerous or illegal at all). Do you get road rage when people in cars don't do what you want them to do, or do something you don't want? Your emotional response to these seemingly meaningless interactions is the issue. Your problem is with you, not with anyone else.

Then you justify taking it out on bikers, which is both dangerous and illegal. Please, for the sake of society, get help.
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post 1581736511 06-09-2019, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Boyguy⏩
motorcycles or bycicles? I had bicylcists because they get in my fuking way wearing their gay ****ing biscyinlist suit like they are a profession lmao its so lame gtfo my way u idiot theres a sidewalk for a reason but brb wearing suit to let everyone know im S E R I U I S about riding my bicicle
Imagine being trigger because someone wants to buy appropriate gear for their hobby.

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post 1581736521 06-09-2019, 11:40 AM
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I had a older jeep that had a hose to plumb the windshield wiper fluid to the sprayer mechanism. I extended the passenger side hose and taped it to the hood pointing straight right.

Very effective “squirt gun” for ******* bicyclists.

Disclaimer. I live south of Quebec and these *******s on bicycles literally own the road. Its like they have no fuks about gettimg ran over. Thinking their spandex and ******* pads can protect them from a car i guess. Lol
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post 1581736541 06-09-2019, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By iwant2beswole⏩
this if you're a redneck/hick


That is hilarious.
post 1581736751 06-09-2019, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
What is the point if you don't mind me asking?


Or if you do.....

Why do people not like cyclists being on the road?
In my area cyclists regularly ride two and three wide on 50 mph posted roads. Thats a danger to everyone on the road.
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post 1581736851 06-09-2019, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng⏩
In my area cyclists regularly ride two and three wide on 50 mph posted roads. Thats a danger to everyone on the road.
I strongly doubt it. You probably believe what you are saying, but it is exaggerated in your own mind.
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They really don't bother me as long as they follow the rules.

When they ride side by side down curvy backroads, I get upset.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I strongly doubt it. You probably believe what you are saying, but it is exaggerated in your own mind.
I've seen it too. Not often though.
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cars are big and heavy

bicyclists are small and squishy

quit threatening peoples lives over your petty bull**** and get over it
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
Imagine being trigger because someone wants to buy appropriate gear for their hobby.

Negged!
don't own a car. Haven't driven one in almost 2 years. I ride my mountain bike most places around the city and stay off of the road where cars go as much as possible. even I cringe a little when I see old dudes with guts on their "2nd Sunday of the month" bike ride with $2k - $4k road bikes and spandex outfits.

I usually agree with your posts, but these guys are like dudes showing up at Gold's Gym Venice, out of shape, wearing gym shark gear with brand new belts, gloves, shoes etc...occupy a squat rack while scrolling through ******** in between their curl sets that happen ever 10 minutes.

I guess there is a difference between "cyclist" and "road cyclist"...I'm a cyclist but do not understand road cyclists and think thy are super annoying. If there is a road with no shoulder, you should not be riding on it. the roads were made for cars.
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Originally Posted By AniMaLizTik⏩
don't own a car. Haven't driven one in almost 2 years. I ride my mountain bike most places around the city and stay off of the road where cars go as much as possible. even I cringe a little when I see old dudes with guts on their "2nd Sunday of the month" bike ride with $2k - $4k road bikes and spandex outfits.

I usually agree with your posts, but these guys are like dudes showing up at Gold's Gym Venice, out of shape, wearing gym shark gear with brand new belts, gloves, shoes etc...occupy a squat rack while scrolling through ******** in between their curl sets that happen ever 10 minutes.

I guess there is a difference between "cyclist" and "road cyclist"...I'm a cyclist but do not understand road cyclists and think thy are super annoying. If there is a road with no shoulder, you should not be riding on it. the roads were made for cars.
wrong, a cyclist is a vehicle and is entitled to the entire lane

turn on your little blinker and go around and get over it
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Originally Posted By AniMaLizTik⏩
don't own a car. Haven't driven one in almost 2 years. I ride my mountain bike most places around the city and stay off of the road where cars go as much as possible. even I cringe a little when I see old dudes with guts on their "2nd Sunday of the month" bike ride with $2k - $4k road bikes and spandex outfits.

I usually agree with your posts, but these guys are like dudes showing up at Gold's Gym Venice, out of shape, wearing gym shark gear with brand new belts, gloves, shoes etc...occupy a squat rack while scrolling through ******** in between their curl sets that happen ever 10 minutes.

I guess there is a difference between "cyclist" and "road cyclist"...I'm a cyclist but do not understand road cyclists and think thy are super annoying. If there is a road with no shoulder, you should not be riding on it. the roads were made for cars.
The spandex outfits are what get me. They have no idea how ridiculous they look.

"Semi Professional Cyclist" haha. They are all semi professionals.
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Originally Posted By AniMaLizTik⏩
don't own a car. Haven't driven one in almost 2 years. I ride my mountain bike most places around the city and stay off of the road where cars go as much as possible. even I cringe a little when I see old dudes with guts on their "2nd Sunday of the month" bike ride with $2k - $4k road bikes and spandex outfits.

I usually agree with your posts, but these guys are like dudes showing up at Gold's Gym Venice, out of shape, wearing gym shark gear with brand new belts, gloves, shoes etc...occupy a squat rack while scrolling through ******** in between their curl sets that happen ever 10 minutes.

I guess there is a difference between "cyclist" and "road cyclist"...I'm a cyclist but do not understand road cyclists and think thy are super annoying. If there is a road with no shoulder, you should not be riding on it. the roads were made for cars.
I think we are painting with a broad brush in this sense, I was nearly just defending the true enthusiasts, not the posers lol
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Pull over and peel off his spandex riding shorts, spit on your hand and just massage his cawk gently until he's rock hard. Then finish him off with your mouth to assert dominance. They hate that
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Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
wrong, a cyclist is a vehicle and is entitled to the entire lane

turn on your little blinker and go around and get over it
I posted "Roads were made for cars"...this is not wrong, it's a fact. cyclist are legally allowed to use them, but they were not made for them.
Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
The spandex outfits are what get me. They have no idea how ridiculous they look.

"Semi Professional Cyclist" haha. They are all semi professionals.
I agree. I know the tight clothes cut down on drag and wind resistance a lot, but when you are overweight, you could use some drag to increase resistance and burn more calories. I like riding on windy days in baggy clothes and up steep hills, it's like parachute training for sprinters.
Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
I think we are painting with a broad brush in this sense, I was nearly just defending the true enthusiasts, not the posers lol
gotcha....if you take it seriously, then that's different. do your thang grilfrand.
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Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
They’re dangerous. They don’t stop signs speed passed you on the right in areas with low speed limits, in areas where they can’t keep up with the speed limit they slow up traffic,
Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
What lol? So blatant disregard for the laws of the road as well as public safety is okay in your book? Passing cars on the right is fine?
They are a danger to themselves. A car and a cyclist crash, the car driver will not be injured.
Originally Posted By AniMaLizTik⏩
I posted "Roads were made for cars"...this is not wrong, it's a fact. cyclist are legally allowed to use them, but they were not made for them.
Roads were made for cars....this is not a fact. Roads existed before cars were invented.
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Originally Posted By Fozzy13⏩
They are a danger to themselves. A car and a cyclist crash, the car driver will not be injured.




Roads were made for cars....this is not a fact. Roads existed before cars were invented.
brb paving roads for horse and buggies? lol
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