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Thread: If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

post 1585173661 08-02-2019, 03:40 PM
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If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

He'd be Tom Snooze
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post 1585173841 08-02-2019, 03:42 PM
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If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic he’d be Tom Booze
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post 1585173871 08-02-2019, 03:43 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a boxer


He'd be Tom Bruise.
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post 1585173921 08-02-2019, 03:44 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a female miscer he’d be Tom Cooze
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1585174031 08-02-2019, 03:45 PM
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If Tom Cruise went to an orgy his ass would Tom Ooze
post 1585174051 08-02-2019, 03:46 PM
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If Tom Cruise weren't a Scientologist, I might think he's an okay person.
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post 1585174161 08-02-2019, 03:47 PM
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If Tom Cruise was an animal, he'd be Tom Moose.
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You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

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post 1585174211 08-02-2019, 03:49 PM
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If Tom has to take a L he’s be Tom Lose
post 1585174401 08-02-2019, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic⏩
If Tom Cruise weren't a Scientologist, I might think he's an okay person.
If Tom Cruise had to trade lives with this *******, he’d be Tom Lose.
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post 1585174491 08-02-2019, 03:52 PM
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If Tom Cruise wasn’t a manlet he’d be Tom Huge.
I loe e.
post 1585174581 08-02-2019, 03:54 PM
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If Tom cruise was Mexican he’d be Tom Cruz
post 1585174651 08-02-2019, 03:55 PM
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If Tom cruise went on a boat he'd be tom cruise
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1585174671 08-02-2019, 03:55 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a closeted homosexual, he'd be Tom Loose.
post 1585174761 08-02-2019, 03:56 PM
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If Tom Cruise had postpartum depression he'd have the Tom Blues
post 1585174871 08-02-2019, 03:59 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a miscer he’d be Tom Crews.
post 1585174891 08-02-2019, 03:59 PM
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if tom cruise fell asleep while driving he'd be on snooze control
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post 1585174951 08-02-2019, 04:00 PM
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If Tom Cruise fcked OP mom, he would be Tom Screws
post 1585174961 08-02-2019, 04:00 PM
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If tom cruise rooted for the university of virginia wahoos, he'd be Tom 'hoos
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post 1585174981 08-02-2019, 04:00 PM
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If Tom Cruise was part of a bomb squad, he'd be Tom Difuse.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

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post 1585175351 08-02-2019, 04:07 PM
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If Tom Cruise had a lot of animals, he'd be Tom Zoos.
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post 1585175461 08-02-2019, 04:07 PM
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If Tom Cruise was fake/disinfo he’d be Tom News
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post 1585175481 08-02-2019, 04:08 PM
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If you told Tom Cruise a funny joke, he'd be Tom Bemuse.
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post 1585175551 08-02-2019, 04:09 PM
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If you couldn't understand Tom Cruise, he'd be Tom Confuse.
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post 1585175611 08-02-2019, 04:10 PM
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if op was a **** he'd be isingmodel
post 1585175791 08-02-2019, 04:13 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a woman beater, he'd be Tom Abuse
post 1585175971 08-02-2019, 04:16 PM
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If tom cruise was jewish he'd be Tom Jews
post 1585175991 08-02-2019, 04:17 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a party, he'd be Tom Shmooze.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

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post 1585176801 08-02-2019, 04:30 PM
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If Tom Cruise was happy, he'd be Tom Enthuse.
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post 1585176901 08-02-2019, 04:31 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a detective, he'd be Tom Clues.
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post 1585177031 08-02-2019, 04:34 PM
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if tom cruise were an apostle he would be doubting thomas
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