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post 1587229361 09-04-2019, 04:45 AM
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Just told my mother to go fist herself (srs)

Wanted a mini break with the wife to Amsterdam - 3 days tops.

Not been anywhere for years together without the kids, barely a night out since my mother is a moaning piece of $hit and whines when asked to babysit my two boys just for one f@cking evening.

Nevertheless, she agreed to it in principle, and so we booked the flights.

Next thing I know is she says "3 days is too long".

Bear in mind my kids are big time into gaming and would cause no fuss at my parents house, because they have superfast broadband. My parent's would practically not notice they were there. All they need to do is feed them (school holidays).

My parents are oldcels, early 70's, plenty of space in their Victorian home and it's not like my kids need night feeds or nappy changes.

I don't get it - most grandparents would be happy to have their grandkids for a few days? God knows they left me with their mother almost every weekend whilst they went out.

Faced with the choice of cancelling the flight and getting an earlier one home (would cost £30), I have decided that the kids can come along with us and my parents can go smoke a bowl of baby dicks.

Probably gonna add £1k to the cost too.

Next time they want me to go around and move something heavy from the attic - I will be telling them to go suck a fat cock.

The miserable pair of twats.
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post 1587229451 09-04-2019, 04:47 AM
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Lol, at least you have parents.. you'll feel bad when they are gone..
post 1587229581 09-04-2019, 04:52 AM
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Give me their misc names and I will PM them and tell them to fist themselves also, the miserable codgers.
post 1587229611 09-04-2019, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70
Give me their misc names and I will PM them and tell them to fist themselves also, the miserable codgers.
Brozart and YeahImad.
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post 1587229741 09-04-2019, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
bustafat no disrespect but your parents are boomers too so what did you expect of them??
The only reason I'm not completely washing my hands of them is because I want 1/3 of that Victorian house when they snuff it.

Otherwise they can f@cking suck my dick from now on.
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post 1587229921 09-04-2019, 05:05 AM
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Let me tell you OP this is why being Indian is actually a great thing. Indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head.
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post 1587230031 09-04-2019, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By damlurker550
Let me tell you OP this is why being Indian is actually a great thing. Indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head.
This.

My parents are selfish white boomers.

Why did they even have f@cking kids??????

F@cking scum srs.
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post 1587230221 09-04-2019, 05:11 AM
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Standard boomers tbf. The selfish are going to selfish.

They will need you more than you need them very shortly.

Edit: lol at them living in a victorian house at 70. How many bedrooms? Absolutely text book boomer.
post 1587230301 09-04-2019, 05:13 AM
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I feel ya op my mom passed away when I was a kid and my father is on the verge of developing Alzheimer’s. So if we ever need a sitter the only person we have is my wife’s whore mother.

And she never watches them because she’s too busy being a whore.

This is the same lady who had her parents raise her kids.
post 1587230611 09-04-2019, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95
Standard boomers tbf. The selfish are going to selfish.

They will need you more than you need them very shortly.

Edit: lol at them living in a victorian house at 70. How many bedrooms? Absolutely text book boomer.
2 of them paying a fortune to heat a 3 story 4 bed Victorian house, huge rooms, also 4 huge rooms downstairs. High ceilings everywhere and decrepit insulation.

LMFAO!!

And yeah - they gonna need to f@ck outta me soon.

That's when I get to reel in the Karma.
Originally Posted By Rajc
how many siblings did their parents have? then how many siblings did they have? how many siblings do you have and how many siblings do your kids have?

srs question
Dad has 1 sister, Mum had 1 sister.

Keep in mind that my Mothers Mother was at our house almost every weekend "babysitting" us (me and 2 siblings), whilst my Mum and Dad were out socializing every Friday and Saturday night.

The selfishness is unreal.

I feel sorry for my kids for having such wank grandparents srs.
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post 1587230691 09-04-2019, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
you can teach them better bro

also lol at ur kids gaming 24/7
If left to their own devices, the older one would if he could.

I kick them out to play when the weathers nice, buy them nice bikes etc, srs.

edit: growing up I always got the impression that I was an inconvenience that should get a job and leave home asap etc.

brb never making my kids feel unwanted - I fully expect them to live wih us indefinitely.
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post 1587230741 09-04-2019, 05:25 AM
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Boomers gonna boomer.

Still not sure how they get to end up this selfish and delusional.
post 1587230901 09-04-2019, 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers
So if we ever need a sitter the only person we have is my wife’s whore mother.

And she never watches them because she’s too busy being a whore.
lol
post 1587231021 09-04-2019, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
fuark god bless srs, you ticked every box rn srs

fuarkk

das it mirin

i agree heavily, lol at kicking your own kids out because you're bitter from what happened to you in your life and need to cope srs
What I don't get is why the f@ck have kids if you can't be bothered with the ball ache?

Let alone 3!!!!!!
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post 1587231141 09-04-2019, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers
I feel ya op my mom passed away when I was a kid and my father is on the verge of developing Alzheimer’s. So if we ever need a sitter the only person we have is my wife’s whore mother.

And she never watches them because she’s too busy being a whore.

This is the same lady who had her parents raise her kids.
Mother and daughters are exactly alike


-lol negged that embed failing ******* above me and he deletes post
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post 1587231211 09-04-2019, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
boomer mentalitybro they're scum srs
absolutely

off spread srs
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post 1587231231 09-04-2019, 05:45 AM
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Boomers gonna boom.
post 1587238921 09-04-2019, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
The only reason I'm not completely washing my hands of them is because I want 1/3 of that Victorian house when they snuff it.

Otherwise they can f@cking suck my dick from now on.
All in all a very uncomfortable insight into your private life, at least explains why you are permanently venting your spleen on here.

I wouldn’t worry about the house, if it’s in merseyside it’s worth £3.50.
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post 1587239031 09-04-2019, 08:26 AM
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My parents are selfless and giving and bend over backwards for us. However my in-laws are self centered sacks of chit, so I know your feels. Can't even bother them to feed our fukking cat when we go on vacation.
post 1587239281 09-04-2019, 08:30 AM
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When are you going to be in Amsterdam ? I live there and i like to hurt you.

Will hè duck a second time ? Phat piece of chit, i know what you look like.
post 1587239451 09-04-2019, 08:34 AM
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My Mom just texted me, reminding me that tonight is garbage night... I dont even live in the same town as my Mom, she just thinks im still a fukkin degen, God bless her soul
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post 1587239701 09-04-2019, 08:37 AM
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I know tons of people my parents age that do the same chit. Leave their kids to raised by the grandparents whilst they go out partying but when the bill comes due for them they could care less about their grandchildren. Luckily 3 out of the 4 of mine and my wife's parents would happily keep my son for a couple days if we ask.

It's strange how such a large % of that generation all over the world has this lack of responsibility and sense of entitlement
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post 1587244461 09-04-2019, 09:48 AM
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Fuk... 46 years of relationship gone just like that.

Oh well

...fuk 'em
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post 1587245101 09-04-2019, 09:58 AM
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I've said this to others before, op you gotta realize just because they're family doesn't mean they can't **** you over. Haven't you read stories?


My Grandmother's sister died and left $200k behind and a house. The brother became the beneficiary, took the $200k, and left to somewhere in Arkansas. By the time everything was said and done, the 3 remaining siblings got about $8k each.

Look after yourself and surround yourself with like minded people. Look after those like minded people. That's all you can do, but most importantly never let anyone drag you down.
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That's pretty crazy boyo, especially if they dumped you off at their parents often. People suck.
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post 1587245341 09-04-2019, 10:02 AM
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DGAF in-law grandparents crew checking in. Sad to see parents preach how you should raise your kids and take zero interest in their own bloodline/grandkids.

BRB here comes the "its not their fault you had kids"

You'd think they would want some kind of bond with them and to show them some of their grandiose wisdom.
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
My parents are selfless and giving and bend over backwards for us. However my in-laws are self centered sacks of chit, so I know your feels.Can't even bother them to feed our fukking cat when we go on vacation.
Funny you should mention that. We went on vacation recently and I asked my mother to feed our cat whilst we were away.

You'd think I'd asked her to eat a bucket filled with dog chit the way she reacted.

She's 'retired' and lives a mile away. I say 'retired' but she's never had a proper job in her life.
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Amsterdam isn't even worth it.
post 1587246031 09-04-2019, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By jeshelton
BRB here comes the "its not their fault you had kids"
I often wonder why my parents had 3 kids. All my mother did was moan about it 24/7 growing up.

"Why did I have kids" etc etc

Absolutely zero affection as well growing up. I had a hug once in my life from my mother and that was only because she was forced to.

My Dad used to use working nightshifts as an excuse from being a Dad. Not oncedid that miserable kunt take me to the park as a kid.

Every other grandparents I see break their backs to cherish time with their grandkids!!

Wtf this is seriously bad. My parents are absolute wankers and it's taken me 46 years to realize it.
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
Amsterdam isn't even worth it.
Been there 13 times, not been for 10yrs though.

Love the place.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Funny you should mention that. We went on vacation recently and I asked my mother to feed our cat whilst we were away.

You'd think I'd asked her to eat a bucket filled with dog chit the way she reacted.

She's 'retired' and lives a mile away. I say 'retired' but she's never had a proper job in her life.
LOL yep. My mother-in-law retired...at age 21.

There have been times we are on vacation and she agrees to go see the cats daily and let us know how they are doing. Day 1 she doesn't report in, doesn't answer call or text...same Day 2...Day 3 we finally hear from her that "everything's fine".

We are like bullchit you didn't even go over there for 2 days. Thanks for giving my wife anxiety while we are on vacation bish. Wife is currently gone NC on her parents and we are happier for it.
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