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I might have COVID-19 [srs]
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I might have COVID-19 [srs]
UPDATE Here:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1604920931
I woke up last night with a headache, sore throat, stiff/sore neck, and felt feverish.
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
I woke up last night with a headache, sore throat, stiff/sore neck, and felt feverish.
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Are you morbidly obese, immuno compromised, or unwell in any way? If not then there is a 99.8% chance you’ll only have mild symptoms.I woke up last night with a headache, sore throat, stiff/sore neck, and felt feverish.
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
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05-10-2020, 11:18 AM
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let it be known
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
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Hopefully it is the rona and not the season flu since the flu is 2 to 3x as deadly for people your age
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It's just a flu bro. Get some Smirnoff in you. Have a fap. Have a poop. Get some sleep. In 11 years you'll be as good new.
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Nope, but my mother has a weakened immune system so she and my father are trippin' balls right now.Are you morbidly obese, immuno compromised, or unwell in any way? If not then there is a 99.8% chance you’ll only have mild symptoms.
I was trying to make my mother understand that staying in all of this time WEAKENS the immune system but she wasn't hearing it.
I'll probably be confined to my room like a disobedient teenager.
Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Well I still went grocery shopping and interacted with gas station employees, so I could've easily got it there. I've been good about washing my hands though.let it be known
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Well.. he's gay so not sure how that impacts itAre you morbidly obese, immuno compromised, or unwell in any way? If not then there is a 99.8% chance you’ll only have mild symptoms.
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Not trying to stress you out more but those were my symptoms days 1-3, minus the fever.
Eat your favorite foods now. Good luck.
Eat your favorite foods now. Good luck.
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Hopefully it’s just mild symptoms, a friend of mine had it and recovered in 2 weeks or so.
According to him paracetamol, hot showers, sleeping upright or with extra pillows and a well ventilated room (open windows) helped.
According to him paracetamol, hot showers, sleeping upright or with extra pillows and a well ventilated room (open windows) helped.
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Way to stress him out more r tardlet it be known
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
the more you stress, the more your body is going to retaliate as if it's under attack
your stress in its own of thinking you even had Covid is going to make you actually sick
just be calm, adress the symptoms and do what you would with a general cold
if you want to go get tested for Covid19 then go for it but if you've been isolated, there's no way in heck you'd be getting covid
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I guess that's what you get for eating ass.I woke up last night with a headache, sore throat, stiff/sore neck, and felt feverish.
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
I took my temp this morning and it was 100.8. I didn't want to tell my folks because they like to flip out, but I had to. So now they're stressing which is stressing me out.
No insurance since I got laid off, so I gotta call the 2-1-1 number to get a doctor who can give me a doctors order for testing.
Is it over for me?
Stay safe, lay in bed, talk to you Friday after it passes.
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Originally Posted By Gainzzz⏩
I don't mean to be a pessimist but I personally know people mid 20s that died from it and have no issues (they weren't obese or anything)Under 40, relatively fit, no underlying health issues
You have about a 0% chance of death
Good luck brah
You have about a 0% chance of death
Good luck brah
Stay safe OP srs, don't take no chances
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Originally Posted By Gainzzz⏩
This you're going to make it brah.Under 40, relatively fit, no underlying health issues
You have about a 0% chance of death
Good luck brah
You have about a 0% chance of death
Good luck brah
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Lmao imagine having a son who’s so pathetic he lives at home as a grown man and then infects you with Rona when you’re high riskNope, but my mother has a weakened immune system so she and my father are trippin' balls right now.
I was trying to make my mother understand that staying in all of this time WEAKENS the immune system but she wasn't hearing it.
I'll probably be confined to my room like a disobedient teenager.
I was trying to make my mother understand that staying in all of this time WEAKENS the immune system but she wasn't hearing it.
I'll probably be confined to my room like a disobedient teenager.
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People ignoring the fact that he lives with his parents
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Favorite foods eh?Not trying to stress you out more but those were my symptoms days 1-3, minus the fever.
Eat your favorite foods now. Good luck.
Eat your favorite foods now. Good luck.
You wouldn't happen to know the recipe for "Booty On A Plate" would you? It's my favorite dish, and I haven't had it in months
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IndeedI had high hopes for you... shame it had to be this way
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I wish I was eating ass these days. I haven't been near a sloot since shutdownI guess that's what you get for eating ass.
Stay safe, lay in bed, talk to you Friday after it passes.
Stay safe, lay in bed, talk to you Friday after it passes.
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It's no over for you Void. Good luck and I'm sure you'll be feeling better in a week or so bro.
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Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
Listen you babyback crybaby bitchWay to stress him out more r tard
Since no one told him, I did. Stressing is just going to bring your body into a panicing state to start with so obviously you need someone to tell you to just be calm and obviously not catastrophize, but if you can't understand that or comprehend that from how small your brain is then **** right off.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
You can now pick up any ratchet sloot after her 12 hour shift for an ass eating session and you won't taste or smell a thing!Favorite foods eh?
You wouldn't happen to know the recipe for "Booty On A Plate" would you? It's my favorite dish, and I haven't had it in months
You wouldn't happen to know the recipe for "Booty On A Plate" would you? It's my favorite dish, and I haven't had it in months
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I ate my ex's ass out after we walked on the boardwalk for hours on a summer night, was better than you would expectYou can now pick up any ratchet sloot after her 12 hour shift for an ass eating session and you won't taste or smell a thing!
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