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post 1610362431 07-12-2020, 09:31 AM
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What kind of things are the Misc looking for in a wife?

Title
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610362461 07-12-2020, 09:32 AM
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You bby
-SS is jealous of me crew-
-SS is my hater crew-

CremeFraicheBro is my love <3

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post 1610362491 07-12-2020, 09:32 AM
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Reasonable, loyal, fun to be around and easy to live with.
Lurking since 2009 (srs)
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post 1610362581 07-12-2020, 09:33 AM
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for me

nice skin
feminine
phat azz
soso boobies
can cook for muh kids
must let me enter her at will
post 1610362591 07-12-2020, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩
You bby
Wizard
Age: 30

"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants"
-Sir Isaac Newton
post 1610362661 07-12-2020, 09:33 AM
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A terminal illness and a fat bank account.

And maybe some nice titties to play with until she passes.
post 1610362711 07-12-2020, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
A terminal illness and a fat bank account.
This is the only acceptable answer
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610362941 07-12-2020, 09:37 AM
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A certain level of independence
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1610363021 07-12-2020, 09:38 AM
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And

Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1610363211 07-12-2020, 09:41 AM
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  1. ZyraThornrise
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Stepford, unequal housemaid

Or so it seems
They should also be a virgin
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1610363321 07-12-2020, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
And

/Thread
post 1610363381 07-12-2020, 09:43 AM
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big ass/tits and pretty face

dats bout it. nothing else really matters just lol at women. only good for sexually objectifying
post 1610363391 07-12-2020, 09:43 AM
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a penis
post 1610363411 07-12-2020, 09:43 AM
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Heh zyra i thought i saw u coming out of a tent at powderhorn. Was that u?
post 1610363421 07-12-2020, 09:43 AM
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post 1610363501 07-12-2020, 09:44 AM
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The complete opposite of what silencespeaks is.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1610363521 07-12-2020, 09:44 AM
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Personally I looked for:

Low number of partners
Physically attractive
In shape
Conservative
Has goals
Intelligent

Not necessarily in that order but you get it
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1610363621 07-12-2020, 09:46 AM
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post 1610363731 07-12-2020, 09:47 AM
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post 1610363771 07-12-2020, 09:48 AM
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outgoing and a positive person

and a big dick
post 1610363811 07-12-2020, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
So you want a man huh





I knew it.
No...just a chick who isn't fat or autistic.
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1610363951 07-12-2020, 09:50 AM
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The daily No Hymen, No Diamond thread is here!
post 1610364401 07-12-2020, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I am so in
Do those things stay inflated even after you're gone?

I may need to look into a good taxidermist.
post 1610364551 07-12-2020, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
A terminal illness and a fat bank account.

And maybe some nice titties to play with until she passes.
This is an absolute, purely brilliant response.

Thank you for both the laugh and the wisdom.
post 1610364601 07-12-2020, 09:59 AM
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take care of herself financially

suck a nice donk


umm


sandwiches
post 1610364631 07-12-2020, 09:59 AM
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We just want to be loved for who we are
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1610364651 07-12-2020, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
A terminal illness and a fat bank account.

And maybe some nice titties to play with until she passes.
....i like you..


fullhomo
post 1610365561 07-12-2020, 10:12 AM
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Big Ass
Big tits
thick thighs
can cook
Virgin
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1610365671 07-12-2020, 10:13 AM
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not emotional(cry whore)
dont talk alot
minimal to 0 arguments

also HBB, which is impossibl;e
post 1610365701 07-12-2020, 10:14 AM
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