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post 1611393711 07-22-2020, 07:15 PM
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LOL if you have a “secret” recipe

I was at a coworkers house today for a work soirée. He made burgers as one dish. They were honestly fuking delicious. Some of the best Ive ever had.

I asked him the recipe and he said "Ooo sorry, bro. Secret recipe." I chuckled and said but no really tell me. He said I'm serious its a secret. I looked dumbfounded at him and he just shrugged his shoulders and said sorry bro.

I tried to snoop around his kitchen for cookbooks but couldn't find anything. Cant believe he is denying me good burgers so he can act like he has some fuking treasure map locked away in his mind. Its selfish if you stop and think about it.
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I wouldn't share a recipe either especially with some that snoops in my kitchen
post 1611394371 07-22-2020, 07:22 PM
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That's why I always say "Christ that was garbage, how the hell did you fuk that up so badly?"


Works every time
post 1611394431 07-22-2020, 07:23 PM
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The secret was jizz.
post 1611394621 07-22-2020, 07:24 PM
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What sort of grown adults refer to each other as bro over and over
post 1611394631 07-22-2020, 07:24 PM
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post 1611394651 07-22-2020, 07:24 PM
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Some people actually know how to cook without following some rote recipe.

lmao at looking around for books in his kitchen
post 1611394781 07-22-2020, 07:25 PM
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Here's the secret:



And if your burgers didn't look like that, prepare to have your mind blown when you make these.

Invite the co-worker over for these and when he asks "Woah how did you make that?", tell him...

Exactly.
post 1611394801 07-22-2020, 07:26 PM
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I've actually had this happen to me. Same thing. Legit thought he was just joking at first.
post 1611401481 07-22-2020, 08:55 PM
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Colonel Sanders had a secret recipe and he is the idol of millions
post 1611401571 07-22-2020, 08:57 PM
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my mom refuses to share some of her baking recipes

never understood why
post 1611401931 07-22-2020, 09:00 PM
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post 1611402051 07-22-2020, 09:02 PM
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sounds like a GMiscer
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post 1611402231 07-22-2020, 09:05 PM
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Even if a troll, so believable and funny. Basically the target spot for internet trolling. This is a real life situation and honestly I have no answer.
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post 1611402711 07-22-2020, 09:11 PM
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LOL. I had a childhood friend who acted like a douche like that with his Grandmothers secret recipe ice cream topping.

It was good, but I didn't really care about the secret recipe, but he kept acting like I must have wanted it and that he wouldn't ever tell and being a dik about it, then his sister came in and blurted out that it was their Grandmothers recipe to heat peanut butter and ordinary pancake syrup in a sauce pan and he got all mad at her.
post 1611403531 07-22-2020, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By KTMbraaap⏩
What sort of grown adults refer to each other as bro over and over
Because I thought we were bro’s. Like we’ve gone to chipotle together.
post 1611403581 07-22-2020, 09:24 PM
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I have a Cuban friend whose grandmother makes some incredible flan. He told me one time that a lot of females (mothers, grandmothers, wives) ask her what her recipe is and she always laughs and refuses to tell them. He then tells me that she once told him that her “secret ingredient” would disgust people and so she will never reveal it.
post 1611403631 07-22-2020, 09:25 PM
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Lol @ your weird, homosexual crew OP. Did you all partake in circle felching afterwards, *******?
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post 1611419681 07-23-2020, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Lol @ your weird, homosexual crew OP. Did you all partake in circle felching afterwards, *******?
How did you get a homer crew out of my post? Tempted to neg for your nonsense and insolence.
post 1611427561 07-23-2020, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
I have a Cuban friend whose grandmother makes some incredible flan. He told me one time that a lot of females (mothers, grandmothers, wives) ask her what her recipe is and she always laughs and refuses to tell them. He then tells me that she once told him that her “secret ingredient” would disgust people and so she will never reveal it.
Probably some type of organ or internal structure.
post 1611427661 07-23-2020, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I was at a coworkers house today for a work soirée. He made burgers as one dish. They were honestly fuking delicious. Some of the best Ive ever had.

I asked him the recipe and he said "Ooo sorry, bro. Secret recipe." I chuckled and said but no really tell me. He said I'm serious its a secret. I looked dumbfounded at him and he just shrugged his shoulders and said sorry bro.

I tried to snoop around his kitchen for cookbooks but couldn't find anything. Cant believe he is denying me good burgers so he can act like he has some fuking treasure map locked away in his mind. Its selfish if you stop and think about it.
What a *******. If he was making a living selling gourmet burgers I could totally understand the secrecy, but this is pure autism.

When I BBQ or otherwise cook something and someone asks how I made it I'm happy to tell them, I see no point in keeping it a secret if I'm not making money off it.
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post 1611427741 07-23-2020, 06:33 AM
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The secret ingredient is love.


Congrats, OP.
post 1611427771 07-23-2020, 06:34 AM
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I personally don't blame him for not sharing with you, OP.

In fact, I would call him my brother and buy him a few rounds of his favorite drink.
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post 1611428871 07-23-2020, 06:53 AM
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post 1611429151 07-23-2020, 06:57 AM
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I have a few recipes that are secret, sounds like you're just jealous you can't make good burgers brah.
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Originally Posted By Auraria⏩
I have a few recipes that are secret, sounds like you're just jealous you can't make good burgers brah.
I’m a pretty good cook but sometimes you eat a dish that just is above and beyond any gustatory orgasm you have ever had.
post 1611452741 07-23-2020, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy⏩
I personally don't blame him for not sharing with you, OP.

In fact, I would call him my brother and buy him a few rounds of his favorite drink.
Fuk you
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Are they making money off that recipe somehow or just being acoustic?
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theres only so many ways to cook burgers, just look in his spice cabinet
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I wanna steal my rival's secret company for his burgers. My business is not doing good, his is doing well.
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