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post 1611544411 07-24-2020, 11:12 AM
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What the fuk is a “fudge packer”?

I told some guys that I worked at a candy store in high school today. One of them smirked and said “oh you were a fudge packer?” Then they all lost their chit.

I don’t get it. I would stock shelves with chocolate boxes and sometimes pack the fudges from behind the counter into the make your own assortment boxes for customers but that’s it.

Don’t really see the humor in it.
post 1611544611 07-24-2020, 11:13 AM
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Hmm well it's a rather derogatory term for the top in gay sex.
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post 1611544751 07-24-2020, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
I told some guys that I worked at a candy store in high school today. One of them smirked and said “oh you were a fudge packer?” Then they all lost their chit.

I don’t get it. I would stock shelves with chocolate boxes and sometimes pack the fudges from behind the counter into the make your own assortment boxes for customers but that’s it.

Don’t really see the humor in it.
remember your Dad?
post 1611544811 07-24-2020, 11:15 AM
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post 1611544851 07-24-2020, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ukr1410⏩
Hmm well it's a rather derogatory term for the top in gay sex.
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post 1611544951 07-24-2020, 11:17 AM
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post 1611544961 07-24-2020, 11:17 AM
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I'll tell you what a fudge packer is if you tell me what a butt pirate is.
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post 1611545341 07-24-2020, 11:20 AM
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post 1611545471 07-24-2020, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By randombrah1⏩
the more you know
I'm not actually one myself though.
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post 1611546591 07-24-2020, 11:32 AM
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that's digusting
post 1611546651 07-24-2020, 11:33 AM
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I heard tom cruise is a fudge packer
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post 1611546801 07-24-2020, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am⏩
I heard tom cruise is a fudge packer
yeah but he was awesome in pirates of the carribean
post 1611547051 07-24-2020, 11:38 AM
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Havent hear that saying in years,

Its always the teacher is a baldy fudge packer or your dad is a baldy fudge packer.
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post 1611547221 07-24-2020, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Wh1teDyn0mite⏩
Havent hear that saying in years,

Its always the teacher is a baldy fudge packer or your dad is a baldy fudge packer.
yer da sells avon
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post 1611547381 07-24-2020, 11:41 AM
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post 1611547431 07-24-2020, 11:41 AM
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post 1611547621 07-24-2020, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am⏩
yer da sells avon
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post 1611547871 07-24-2020, 11:46 AM
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See, When two men love each other and want to show that affection in a physical manner..... One man, considered the "bottom" who is usually the more submissive/feminine of the two, arches his back and dilates his anus. This dilation can be achieved from what is called a butt plug. The but plug essentially "warms up" the "bottom's" sphincter muscles in order to ready his anus for the soon to be inserted penis. Also, so long as the top is patient, he can ease the tip of his penis in the "bottom's" anus slowly until the muscles adapt to the stimulation. The other man called the "top" is usually the more dominate/masculine of the two, inserts his penis and gyrates his hips until he climaxes into the anus of the "bottom."

Now where the ancient and disparaging term "fudge packer" comes in is when the bottom fails to evacuate his anus prior to anal sex. It really has to do with consistency as well. Loose pending bowel movements do not pack but ooze out of the loosening sphincter muscles and onto the "top's" penis and scrotum. Now when the bowel movement is firm it packs into hard pellets that look like little debbie fudge brownie packs and can even have nuts in them.

I hope this was helpful in understanding your body and how it works.
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post 1611550361 07-24-2020, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
See, When two men love each other and want to show that affection in a physical manner..... One man, considered the "bottom" who is usually the more submissive/feminine of the two, arches his back and dilates his anus. This dilation can be achieved from what is called a butt plug. The but plug essentially "warms up" the "bottom's" sphincter muscles in order to ready his anus for the soon to be inserted penis. Also, so long as the top is patient, he can ease the tip of his penis in the "bottom's" anus slowly until the muscles adapt to the stimulation. The other man called the "top" is usually the more dominate/masculine of the two, inserts his penis and gyrates his hips until he climaxes into the anus of the "bottom."

Now where the ancient and disparaging term "fudge packer" comes in is when the bottom fails to evacuate his anus prior to anal sex. It really has to do with consistency as well. Loose pending bowel movements do not pack but ooze out of the loosening sphincter muscles and onto the "top's" penis and scrotum. Now when the bowel movement is firm it packs into hard pellets that look like little debbie fudge brownie packs and can even have nuts in them.

I hope this was helpful in understanding your body and how it works.
Generally accurate, but of course bottoms aren't all more submissive or feminine and tops aren't always more masculine or dominant. Cleanliness is part of the issue, but being entirely clean is usually impossible and varies from day to day, no matter how scrupulous the bottom is. Gay sex is messy, just as straight sex is sometimes messy.
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post 1611551291 07-24-2020, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
See, When two men love each other and want to show that affection in a physical manner..... One man, considered the "bottom" who is usually the more submissive/feminine of the two, arches his back and dilates his anus. This dilation can be achieved from what is called a butt plug. The but plug essentially "warms up" the "bottom's" sphincter muscles in order to ready his anus for the soon to be inserted penis. Also, so long as the top is patient, he can ease the tip of his penis in the "bottom's" anus slowly until the muscles adapt to the stimulation. The other man called the "top" is usually the more dominate/masculine of the two, inserts his penis and gyrates his hips until he climaxes into the anus of the "bottom."

Now where the ancient and disparaging term "fudge packer" comes in is when the bottom fails to evacuate his anus prior to anal sex. It really has to do with consistency as well. Loose pending bowel movements do not pack but ooze out of the loosening sphincter muscles and onto the "top's" penis and scrotum. Now when the bowel movement is firm it packs into hard pellets that look like little debbie fudge brownie packs and can even have nuts in them.

I hope this was helpful in understanding your body and how it works.
Anybody else hard as a rock after reading this?
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
yeah but he was awesome in pirates of the carribean
He was even better in Titanic.
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