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Thread: Anyone have a bidet?

post 1611937561 07-28-2020, 06:52 PM
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Anyone have a bidet?

I’ve been thinking about getting a bidet, but not sure which one to get.

Do most people have them as an attachment to their toilet, or is it a separate fixture?

I’m seeing a lot of nice Toto ones, with a heated seat, warm water, sanitizer, remote, etc.

Anyone have a bidet?
post 1611937931 07-28-2020, 06:55 PM
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post 1611937971 07-28-2020, 06:55 PM
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We got one, but I wont vote for em.
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post 1611953101 07-28-2020, 10:19 PM
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post 1611954281 07-28-2020, 10:42 PM
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Nope. Take a chit, wipe your ass. Lather soap up in your hand and stand over the bath tub and splash water on ur arse just like you would when you shower crew. Bidet is a waste of money. inb4 strong name to post content correlation
post 1611954571 07-28-2020, 10:47 PM
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yep. Best $30 ive ever spent. Feel mad I left it in my closest for 2 years before installing it.
I dont even have a fancy model and I feel that way. Theres ones with hot water etc
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post 1611954691 07-28-2020, 10:50 PM
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Yup - have one on every toilet

Always Pick #4
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post 1611966831 07-29-2020, 04:08 AM
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Thinking about getting one of those bidet hoses in preparation for the next TP run. But it'll need a shutoff valve at least, have 2 toddlers that would make a mess of that on a daily basis.
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post 1611966871 07-29-2020, 04:09 AM
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I prefer my ex to lick me fresh
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post 1611966941 07-29-2020, 04:12 AM
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post 1611967001 07-29-2020, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
I prefer my ex to lick me fresh
and kick you in the nuts?



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post 1611967061 07-29-2020, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
and kick you in the nuts?



my ex. made pornographic film to make make me jealous

Spoiler!
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post 1611967081 07-29-2020, 04:17 AM
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Over time the use of a bidet loosens the sphincter muscles and by the time you are 50 you'll be terrified to have a fart in case you chit yourself.
post 1611967141 07-29-2020, 04:20 AM
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I want to drink the used bidet water after a HTC Asian sloot uses it.
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post 1611970231 07-29-2020, 05:49 AM
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I lived in Italy for a bit. Condo there had a bidet in it. I was hesitant at first, but then I slowly grew to enjoy the cool rush of water gently cleansing my soiled poopshoot.
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post 1611971751 07-29-2020, 06:14 AM
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have you used one before?
post 1611971841 07-29-2020, 06:15 AM
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look at this
post 1611971921 07-29-2020, 06:16 AM
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kiop- looks like it could get a bit messy no?
post 1611972951 07-29-2020, 06:31 AM
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Nothing feels better than pressure washing your hole. I highly recommend it.
post 1611973171 07-29-2020, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Dec4y⏩
Yup - have one on every toilet

strong toilet maxxxing/10
post 1611973691 07-29-2020, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Dec4y⏩
Yup - have one on every toilet

This dude is toilet mogging so hard rn.


I have bidets in every room too, but I didn't want to install an outlet so I didn't get this type that has a drying setting.
post 1611974361 07-29-2020, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
look at this
I have something similar to this, but it's not attatched to the sink, the hose is attached to some pips in, under the sink, so not visible. Can adjust between temperatures as well
post 1612023911 07-29-2020, 04:09 PM
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Do it brah
post 1612028091 07-29-2020, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
yep. Best $30 ive ever spent. Feel mad I left it in my closest for 2 years before installing it.
I dont even have a fancy model and I feel that way. Theres ones with hot water etc
The one I’m looking at is $400+. Sounds like a good investment. I have to have an electrician install an electrical outlet next to the toilet though...
post 1612028341 07-29-2020, 05:16 PM
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Yep I’ve got an attached bidet and it works great.

People who think wiping with a tissue is enough to clean your a$$, would you also shower using just tissue and no water?

Obviously not, so why would you put the least effort cleaning the dirtiest part of you? If you’ve got any decency, wash dat a$$.

Bidets are the chit, pardon the pun
post 1612028601 07-29-2020, 05:20 PM
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Been living in Southeast Asia for about 3 years now and let me tell you they are ahead of the cruve with this one

Just about every country has them: Vietnam, Thailand, Philippines, Japan...

No wonder they are always so happy, the answer is to have a CLEAN bootyhole.

Yes OP, make the invesment.
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post 1612031691 07-29-2020, 06:00 PM
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Bidet is life, easy cleaning for the feet, angus etc, don't be a rancid azz stinker from dry wiping eww
post 1612032951 07-29-2020, 06:13 PM
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How do u guys use it? Spray anus till clean and thats it? Or spray then use toilet paper to dry? Or do u guys spray and use ur hands to wash it down good? If u were constipated the spray is strong enough to spray the poop off anus? When I was in Vietnam only has spray didnt have anything to dry off. Felt unclean using it and had to shower right after.
post 1612034201 07-29-2020, 06:27 PM
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have the luxe neo 185 attachments on our toilets.
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post 1612223681 07-31-2020, 05:30 PM
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I highly recommend it
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