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post 1611988841 07-29-2020, 09:44 AM
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How to NOT have a Bulge in Workout Gear?

I’ve noticed most guys don’t. (No homo, or homo, whatever)

I wear compression shorts, and my gym shorts are not super tight. Still doesn’t work. You guys use duct tape?
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post 1611988921 07-29-2020, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I’ve noticed most guys don’t. (No homo, or homo, whatever)

I wear compression shorts, and my gym shorts are not super tight. Still doesn’t work. You guys use duct tape?
I don't look at other men's dinks, but I know I have a bulge and honestly I don't care. It shows masculinity, do so with pride.
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post 1611989141 07-29-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I’ve noticed most guys don’t. (No homo, or homo, whatever)

I wear compression shorts, and my gym shorts are not super tight. Still doesn’t work. You guys use duct tape?
Try to look at women.
post 1611989171 07-29-2020, 09:49 AM
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I think it depends on the pants. I usually don't bulge out too hard because I refuse to wear pants that make my penis visible. I also think it depends on the shape of your penis. One of my homies almost always has a bulge, but you can tell it's because his penis is pointing forward. Not trying to call him out and say his penis is so small that it doesn't hang, but he literally has no hang time when flaccid.


Cliffs:

1. Buy decent pants

2. Hopefully your penis has some hang time instead of just abruptly ending and pointing straight forward
post 1611989211 07-29-2020, 09:49 AM
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They either have small dinks or they are tucking their junk into that old inguinal canal. They are both obviously losing in life either way though.
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post 1611989241 07-29-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Try to look at women.
Looking at cardio bunnies in tight, see through yoga pants and sports bras?

Surely that will help the bulge.
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post 1611989421 07-29-2020, 09:52 AM
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Stop wearing yoga pants and get some loose fitting sweat shorts
post 1611989451 07-29-2020, 09:52 AM
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post 1611989501 07-29-2020, 09:53 AM
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What kind of man wears yoga pants to the gym?


This is 2020 boyos...
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Stop crapping your pants.
post 1611989631 07-29-2020, 09:54 AM
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eat more soy?
post 1611989711 07-29-2020, 09:55 AM
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post 1611989781 07-29-2020, 09:56 AM
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Mines massive and theres nothing I can really do to hide it.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Stop crapping your pants.
I use coffee in my protein shakes, you think that’s it?
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post 1611989831 07-29-2020, 09:57 AM
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post 1611990271 07-29-2020, 10:02 AM
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post 1611990411 07-29-2020, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Looking at cardio bunnies in tight, see through yoga pants and sports bras?

Surely that will help the bulge.
Apologies, couldn't be sure since you mentioned no/homo/whatever.


For a serious reply, don't know those feels since I'm using regular shorts and would have the same "issue" in compression pants. Guess you'll just have to own the chad bulge and will have to continue bulgemogging others.
post 1611990661 07-29-2020, 10:05 AM
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I just try to imagine what silencespeaks looks like and my dick retracts for 90 mins or so. Just long enough to get a workout in.
post 1611990971 07-29-2020, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By ChelshireCat⏩
They either have small dinks or they are tucking their junk into that old inguinal canal. They are both obviously losing in life either way though.
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post 1611991321 07-29-2020, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Apologies, couldn't be sure since you mentioned no/homo/whatever.


For a serious reply, don't know those feels since I'm using regular shorts and would have the same "issue" in compression pants. Guess you'll just have to own the chad bulge and will have to continue bulgemogging others.
When I say I wear compression shorts, I mean that is my underwear. I wear shorts over them lol.
Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
I just try to imagine what silencespeaks looks like and my dick retracts for 90 mins or so. Just long enough to get a workout in.
So you know how people have “innie” and “outie” bellybuttons? Yeah well you just gave me an innie. Like an elevator button bro. GJDM.
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post 1611991551 07-29-2020, 10:15 AM
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You're mogging them, so why would you care?
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post 1611991571 07-29-2020, 10:15 AM
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I just stuff it between my butt cheeks then duct tape it feels awesome and hides the bulge
post 1611991701 07-29-2020, 10:16 AM
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You must have a fat juicy puss if the bulge is that noticeable
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post 1611991931 07-29-2020, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
in for answers
32 minutes man....

You feeling okay?
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I assure you really nobody is noticing. If they’re staring at your dick they’re the one who’s being weird lol
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Why would I want that? Sloots mirin hard when they scope the bulge as I’m doing hammer curls with the 40 lb dumbbells
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
32 minutes man....

You feeling okay?
sorry, kept thinking I was already the op of this thread since I get myself confused with you
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I dont wear compression stuff that bunches everything up.

Also wear loose basketball shorts.

Also I dont look at other dudes crotches.
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
sorry, kept thinking I was already the op of this thread since I get myself confused with you
:‘)

Flattering
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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