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» How to NOT have your penis fall out of your workout shorts?
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post 1611993741 07-29-2020, 10:38 AM
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How to NOT have your penis fall out of your workout shorts?

I’ve noticed most guys don’t. (No homo, or homo, whatever)

I wear knee length shorts, so my gym shorts are not super short. Still doesn’t work. Me penis still falls out the bottom. You guys use duct tape?
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post 1611993981 07-29-2020, 10:40 AM
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i sling it over my shoulder and carry on as normal
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post 1611994021 07-29-2020, 10:41 AM
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Stop going to the gym commando? lol
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post 1611994041 07-29-2020, 10:41 AM
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I tie mine to my shin
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post 1611994071 07-29-2020, 10:42 AM
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I just duct tape it to my belly button.
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post 1611994251 07-29-2020, 10:43 AM
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Inb4 pm on this troll dink thread.

I tie mine around my waist like a saiyan tail
post 1611994341 07-29-2020, 10:44 AM
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post 1611994541 07-29-2020, 10:47 AM
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I just keep it in your moms wet moist mouth during my workout op
post 1611994701 07-29-2020, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By steve447
I just keep it in your moms wet moist mouth during my workout op
Doesn't that get in the way when doing deadlift?
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post 1611994711 07-29-2020, 10:49 AM
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I don’t worry about this, I just use it as a jump rope for cardio between sets
post 1611994771 07-29-2020, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine
Doesn't that get in the way when doing deadlift?
No I just sling it over my shoulder and she sucks from the back
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