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Thread: I’m gonna be honest, this is one magical virus

post 1612035001 07-29-2020, 06:35 PM
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I’m gonna be honest, this is one magical virus

So far, the long term damage this virus is speculated to cause effects...

1. The lungs

We started here. Logical presumption since it’s a respiratory disease

2. The heart

Ok yeah well maybe, I guess not improbable yet

3. All other organs

Uhhh... what?

4. Hormonal damage

Wait... I think we’re veering off cour...

5. The brain

Well... I mean... SOMETHING seems to be causing brain damage these days so why not.



Cliffs
-COVID has been proven to cause irreparable long term damage across the board to anything you can think of unlike anything we’ve ever come close to seeing before

Makes total sense
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post 1612035141 07-29-2020, 06:37 PM
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post 1612035721 07-29-2020, 06:42 PM
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Apparently balding too. Srs. You can't make this stuff up.

It is also the number cause of suicides currently
post 1612035891 07-29-2020, 06:44 PM
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A lot of viruses do that OP.
post 1612036841 07-29-2020, 06:54 PM
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You forgot about:

6. Skin
Third degree burns
7. Members
Various amputations as seen in car acci .. uh .. I mean corona virus
8. Skeletal musclees
Gunshot like wounds and lacerations including asphyxia by strangulation.
9. General recommendation is to just write Cuckvid as a cause of death for the majority of deaths because there's no way it didn't cause them
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post 1612037321 07-29-2020, 06:58 PM
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