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post 1612186901 07-31-2020, 09:56 AM
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I have a serious confession to make...[Srs]

Please respect the tag.

I have recently developed a fetish for scarecrows. I have had sex on several occasions with scarecrows, after dark. Its no good buying or making one, because I feel that it has to be in its natural habitat, in the field. I have never been caught yet, but I am worried I could end up getting caught, or catch an infection from a dirty one.

Even if I'm spotted but get away could they retrieve DNA?

I am really scared and I think my only option is to see a therapist. I am really embarrassed about it. Could he call the police? The other thing is, my girlfriend doesn't know. I love her with all my heart, and I am planning on proposing to her, but I feel if she found out it could be the last straw for us.

Does anyone hear have any strange fetishes?
post 1612187291 07-31-2020, 09:59 AM
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You make a ridiculous thread like this with a serious tag and a post count of 9.

What's the goal here?
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post 1612187771 07-31-2020, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscHistory⏩
I love her with all my heart, and I am planning on proposing to her, but I feel if she found out it could bethe last strawfor us.
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post 1612188361 07-31-2020, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscHistory⏩
but I feel if she found out it could be the last straw for us.
Was mad at SRS tag but this line made up for it
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post 1612188531 07-31-2020, 10:16 AM
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was your ******* painful afterward?
post 1612188541 07-31-2020, 10:16 AM
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Grudgingly mirin this and old lady thread

Will be in for more humour trolls op
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post 1612188631 07-31-2020, 10:18 AM
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the last straw llllmmmmaaaooo
post 1612188921 07-31-2020, 10:21 AM
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If she finds out OP it might be the straw that broke the camels back.
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post 1612188971 07-31-2020, 10:22 AM
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OP is outstanding in his field when it comes to fuking scarecrows.
post 1612189161 07-31-2020, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
OP is outstanding in his field when it comes to fuking scarecrows.
He really knows how to plow them.
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post 1612584101 08-04-2020, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
You make a ridiculous thread like this with a serious tag and a post count of 9.

What's the goal here?
I say we allow it.

We have HTC, LTC, foot fetish, assmen, boobmen, etc.

I think theres room for a little man on strawman love here too.
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post 1612584171 08-04-2020, 03:26 PM
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if you only had a brain
post 1612681371 08-05-2020, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
if you only had a brain
The heart is what counts
post 1612681681 08-05-2020, 03:21 PM
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Op pls respect the srs tag
post 1612682221 08-05-2020, 03:27 PM
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post 1612683471 08-05-2020, 03:39 PM
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Not my thing but hay who am I to judge?
post 1612683681 08-05-2020, 03:41 PM
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In this thread, OP is confusing scarecrows for medical cadavers.
post 1612683921 08-05-2020, 03:44 PM
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ITT OP states he is a-maize-ing in bed with his scarecrows
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post 1612684381 08-05-2020, 03:48 PM
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Didn't read OP but came in to comment:

You missed a golden opportunity make make your username "Misctory" instead (assuming you pronounce it as "Miss" and not "Misk" like a degenerate).
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The last straw lol. You do you brah!
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