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post 1612216991 07-31-2020, 04:11 PM
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Not All Portlanders Are Soft *******s (srs)

Since this city has become the primary laughingstock in the US (somehow even beat Seattle), let me take this opportunity to cite myself as an example of at least 1 Portlander who isn't a massive fukken ******* bolshevik:

Stats:

would never vote democrat
own a bunch of guns
eat a minimum of 1 lb of red meat per day
heat my house with wood primarily and process all of it
cut my grass 2x a week with a non-powered reel mower
have never used assistance programs, including unemployment
don't partake even though it's legal and essentially free here
would buy the ammo for the gov't if they started executing rioters
don't have hair, much less blue hair

there are a few of us here, but not a lot, to be honest
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1612217111 07-31-2020, 04:12 PM
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post 1612217241 07-31-2020, 04:14 PM
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post 1612217311 07-31-2020, 04:15 PM
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I've literally been waiting a month for this thread by OP
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post 1612217341 07-31-2020, 04:15 PM
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The current metro area population of Portland in 2020 is 2,151,000

Like the Meatloaf song, 1 out of 2,151,000 ain't bad.
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post 1612218021 07-31-2020, 04:24 PM
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I've been living in Portland for almost 3 years and haven't met anyone that's not the typical super liberal...it sucks. The amount of people here with green (most common I see) hair is actually impressive.
post 1612218461 07-31-2020, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By BigOrangeTrees⏩
I've been living in Portland for almost 3 years and haven't met anyone that's not the typical super liberal...it sucks. The amount of people here with green (most common I see) hair is actually impressive.
it's rare as fukk srs

i'm never gonna move though for the same reason that i'm never gonna get married:

i don't fukken surrender
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1612219751 07-31-2020, 04:47 PM
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Glad to see you're still alive brah, how've things been with the slooters?
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post 1612219901 07-31-2020, 04:49 PM
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post 1612220041 07-31-2020, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Glad to see you're still alive brah, how've things been with the slooters?
i thought they were called Gals
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post 1612220081 07-31-2020, 04:51 PM
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Time to move to Idaho bro
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post 1612221091 07-31-2020, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Glad to see you're still alive brah, how've things been with the slooters?
was gonna date blondie again but then she decided to revert back to her old ways
Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Time to move to Idaho bro
i'd prefer to remain in my outpost vs. flee from commies
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post 1612223731 07-31-2020, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Subaruski⏩
Have lived in Portland 10 years now. Only reason I live within the city is for work and I'm in SW which is pretty chill.

That said, I don't have a single male friend that lives within the city. Nearly every male Portlander I have ever met has completely conflicted with my lifestyle and values.
Strong username/location relationship.
post 1612224461 07-31-2020, 05:41 PM
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Lived in PDX for 5 years now.. not sure if I wanna move or stick around.
post 1612224551 07-31-2020, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Since this city has become the primary laughingstock in the US (somehow even beat Seattle), let me take this opportunity to cite myself as an example of at least 1 Portlander who isn't a massive fukken ******* bolshevik:

Stats:

would never vote democrat
own a bunch of guns
eat a minimum of 1 lb of red meat per day
heat my house with wood primarily and process all of it
cut my grass 2x a week with a non-powered reel mower
have never used assistance programs, including unemployment
don't partake even though it's legal and essentially free here
would buy the ammo for the gov't if they started executing rioters
don't have hair, much less blue hair

there are a few of us here, but not a lot, to be honest
Soft ******* detected... sorry OP your somebody's Bish
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post 1612224841 07-31-2020, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Subaruski⏩
Have lived in Portland 10 years now. Only reason I live within the city is for work and I'm in SW which is pretty chill.

That said, I don't have a single male friend that lives within the city. Nearly every male Portlander I have ever met has completely conflicted with my lifestyle and values.
What're some good parts of SW? I'm in NE but want to move away farther away from the city center.
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
it's rare as fukk srs

i'm never gonna move though for the same reason that i'm never gonna get married:

i don't fukken surrender
What part of town are you in?
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