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post 1612617381 08-04-2020, 10:19 PM
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Baldies rejoice - Being bald isn't a bad thing, even the Bible had something to say



So people like to post pictures like this and think its all over. I was reading the bible and noticed this passage:


2 Kings 2:23
"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. "Get out of here, baldy!" they said. "Get out of here, baldy!
He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys."


Kind of messed up story but even the people of the bible days told stories of bald men having amazing powers, supported and loved by God, and not taking anything from anyone. Goes in line with the study saying Bald men are more dominant, confident and attractive.







‘‘Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man—there’s your diamond in the rough.’’ — Larry David













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post 1612617691 08-04-2020, 10:25 PM
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Can confirm the Bible thing.
post 1612618131 08-04-2020, 10:32 PM
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it's all about confidence
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lol in the story where the woman complains that her husband is not attractive anymore, she specifically mentions that her husband is being a little pussy about going bald and lost his confidence, that's what is drying her up more than his actual bald head.

the rest of those stories, 'my boyfriend and I have been dating for 7 years'. hold up, dating for 7 years? WTF??? 'relationship' was going nowhere.

confidence is still king.

being bald is just a feature.

calm down pussy boys.
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Originally Posted By Blazenwave⏩
lol in the story where the woman complains that her husband is not attractive anymore, she specifically mentions that her husband is being a little pussy about going bald and lost his confidence, that's what is drying her up more than his actual bald head.

the rest of those stories, 'my boyfriend and I have been dating for 7 years'. hold up, dating for 7 years? WTF??? 'relationship' was going nowhere.

confidence is still king.

being bald is just a feature.

calm down pussy boys.
Most of those were written by balding guys like the OP. Most self-loathing group of people ever.

Truth is balding totally changes your appearance for the worse in most cases. It is what it is. Like Jim Gaffigan said balding is God's way of saying "no let's see you try to get laid".
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Can confirm the Bible thing.
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Most of those were written by balding guys like the OP. Most self-loathing group of people ever.

Truth is balding totally changes your appearance for the worse in most cases. It is what it is. Like Jim Gaffigan said balding is God's way of saying "no let's see you try to get laid".
I'm not balding bruh, I have a luscious full set of hair. Norwood 0 vertex. I would also disagree with everything you said.
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Apparently even 42 small miscers vs 2 female bears = bad news for the miscers according to the Bible.
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Most of those were written by balding guys like the OP. Most self-loathing group of people ever.

Truth is balding totally changes your appearance for the worse in most cases. It is what it is. Like Jim Gaffigan said balding is God's way of saying "no let's see you try to get laid".
looks worse if you're fat and don't lift. Everything else is better bald, yes visited by reaper.
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im bald but pretend that im not
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I love my bald brothers
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
I love my bald brothers
I would die for any bald man.
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The secret is to already have started balding long before you meet the girl , lmao at those amateurs.
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
The secret is to already have started balding long before you meet the girl , lmao at those amateurs.
The secret is to just shave it off. Do it in your mid-20s and you won't age as much for up to 20 years.
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I hate being bald but once you embrace it, it is a source of many self depreciating jokes that make you look affable and relatable. That's probably appealing to women.

I'd still rather had a head full of hair instead of looking like the next penis head.
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I think the moral of the story is to not tease those less fortunate than you.

Vanity got them ate up by bears
I'm back, bitches!
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Haircels always mad when the bald alphas steal their girls.

Always use to lol when I had social media and women would dm me or fb message me right after they broke up with their bf trying to smash. Women don't give af about hair. It's all about if the guy is a beta or not.

It also helps to not be a chubby cuck.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I think the moral of the story is to not tease those less fortunate than you.

Vanity got them ate up by bears
forty-two miscers...
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