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post 1613210481 08-11-2020, 07:01 AM
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HELP! My Gf Admits She Poops!!!

I always thought she never poops, like all pretty girls. But today, when I was chatting with her, she said she was pooping. Wat do?!

Currently have her in temporary NC.

post 1613210531 08-11-2020, 07:03 AM
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Time to ditch that bloke and find yourself an actual lady!
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post 1613210811 08-11-2020, 07:08 AM
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Wow, I can't believe this, I believe we should pool our Platinum points together and buy this man some therapy.
post 1613210831 08-11-2020, 07:08 AM
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Pooping in women's case is actually short for "peeling onions on patio", you should clear this up before contemplating further action.
post 1613211091 08-11-2020, 07:11 AM
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Kick her in the doot
post 1613211201 08-11-2020, 07:12 AM
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Sloots gon poop
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post 1613211271 08-11-2020, 07:13 AM
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gotta beat her up
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post 1613211291 08-11-2020, 07:13 AM
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Go nc
post 1613211401 08-11-2020, 07:15 AM
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I'm usually more than just "ok" pooping. Pooping is great.
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post 1613212201 08-11-2020, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
Came in thread for this. Leaving satisfied
post 1613212981 08-11-2020, 07:39 AM
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ya gotta break it off now after that
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post 1613214261 08-11-2020, 07:57 AM
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Eight texts back and forth in less than a minute. Impressive

I always did my best to believe that girls didn't poop too, OP
post 1613214711 08-11-2020, 08:02 AM
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Pooping at 10pm and expects you to eat her ass at 7:15am

Females I swear
post 1613216311 08-11-2020, 08:22 AM
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post 1613216481 08-11-2020, 08:24 AM
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Then she has a dik and that means you're gay
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post 1613216861 08-11-2020, 08:29 AM
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Disgusting poop whore SRS
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post 1613217781 08-11-2020, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Pooping at 10pm and expects you to eat her ass at 7:15am

Females I swear
48 hour rule
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post 1613301081 08-12-2020, 01:00 AM
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Thanks for advice guys. Still not answering her calls.
post 1613301991 08-12-2020, 01:25 AM
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post 1613302931 08-12-2020, 01:46 AM
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OP confirmed *******, makes his gf chit in a toilet when he has a perfectly good chest she could do it on
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
What the fuk did I just read??
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post 1613303291 08-12-2020, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
Strong username to post content ratio

Reps deserved and reps given. haha
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
it twitched
post 1613303611 08-12-2020, 02:04 AM
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Op, I don't blame you for not answering her calls.
Yeah, this is where it all starts, and ot gets worse if it's not addressed.
Dont take this kind of degeneracy lightly or next thing you know, you'll be laying in bed with Veronica Moser.
Poopwh0res gonna poopwh0re.
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Classic misc reappears
post 1613314181 08-12-2020, 07:03 AM
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Only fat girls poop. Find an LTC girl.
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time for pics
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break up immediately
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