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post 1613439971 08-13-2020, 01:18 PM
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Overheard this enormous fat lady

Story time

Been a bit hot in Blighty recently

Orca fat lady (300lb +) had apparently been in the sun a bit until 3pm. She and her two almost as fat friends went inside - to sit down obviously - and she said “I’m feeling faint”

One of her fat friends asks her : “have you eaten anything today ?”

She replies : “nah, just an apple and a yogurt” ....... oh Fukoff I’m thinking

Fat friend “you need to eat properly... lots of sugar” ....

(I do not hate fat people who are trying to make positive changes to their lives. I hate stupidity)
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post 1613440991 08-13-2020, 01:29 PM
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whales gonna whale?
post 1613441241 08-13-2020, 01:31 PM
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I don't think a 300+ lbs woman in the States is considered enormous now...I think you have to go to 500 lbs for that achievement.
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post 1613441371 08-13-2020, 01:32 PM
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Can confirm, am yogurt.
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post 1613441741 08-13-2020, 01:35 PM
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u know she might have been diabetic

people with diabetes have metabolic syndrome and generally can't regulate their weight very well
post 1613442041 08-13-2020, 01:38 PM
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300 lbs is a "smallfat". Here are the other fategories:

post 1613442181 08-13-2020, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
u know she might have been diabetic

people with diabetes have metabolic syndrome and generally can't regulate their weight very well
Type 2 Diabetes is self inflicted and manageable with diet restrictions.
post 1613442351 08-13-2020, 01:41 PM
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Had a former coworker say on different occasions how she just has to add sugar to her already sugary cereal for 'flavor' but acted like your heart would immediately explode if you ate a potato product.
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
u know she might have been diabetic

people with diabetes have metabolic syndrome and generally can't regulate their weight very well
How do you think she got that way
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post 1613442511 08-13-2020, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
"Just" an apple and yoghurt

"Eating properly" is lots of sugar, brb definitely not linked scientifically to vast majority of health problems

Where do these sloots get this whalescience from fukking srs?!
Their doctors, Dr Oz, online articles, social media, advertising, their retarded miscer children.
post 1613442641 08-13-2020, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Hammersia⏩
Story time

Been a bit hot in Blighty recently

Orca fat lady (300lb +) had apparently been in the sun a bit until 3pm. She and her two almost as fat friends went inside - to sit down obviously - and she said “I’m feeling faint”

One of her fat friends asks her : “have you eaten anything today ?”

She replies : “nah, just an apple and a yogurt” ....... oh Fukoff I’m thinking

Fat friend “you need to eat properly... lots of sugar” ....

(I do not hate fat people who are trying to make positive changes to their lives. I hate stupidity)
Just an apple and a yogurt and that hind quarter of cattle I had after.
post 1613443491 08-13-2020, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules⏩
Just an apple and a yogurt and that hind quarter of cattle I had after.
In the UK fatties tend not to count the 9am Wetherspoons Large brekkie with extra sausage, and definitely not last nights fish and chips with two litres of coke
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post 1613444691 08-13-2020, 02:03 PM
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Did she mean just an apple tree and a jerrycan of yoghurt
post 1613444941 08-13-2020, 02:06 PM
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