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post 1613620411 08-15-2020, 11:54 AM
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Bloatlord mackerel leaps from the depths and kills fisherman with one fell swoop

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-accident.html
post 1613620471 08-15-2020, 11:55 AM
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How in the
post 1613620541 08-15-2020, 11:56 AM
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imagine being killed by a fish. what a disappointing end to life.
post 1613620691 08-15-2020, 11:57 AM
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Now if the guy wasn’t such a sissy and actually lifted , he’d probably still be alive.

Anyone know his user name ?
Back with my Fam
post 1613620701 08-15-2020, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By johnnyboi123⏩
imagine being killed by a fish. what a disappointing end to life.
Honestly this
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post 1613620911 08-15-2020, 12:00 PM
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Always bet on bloat
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post 1613621671 08-15-2020, 12:08 PM
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what happened to the fish?

edit: reminds me of the guy who got killed by a rooster.
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post 1613622331 08-15-2020, 12:16 PM
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Sad deal. They follow your lure and launch into the air.
post 1613622491 08-15-2020, 12:17 PM
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holy mackerel
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post 1613622921 08-15-2020, 12:23 PM
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That fish must be swimming in fish puss rIhht now for being an alpha protector of the fish race
post 1613623181 08-15-2020, 12:25 PM
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The group proceeded to make its way to Cullen Bay with the man still breathing after being hit in the chest by thefish (not pictured), where they met up with police and paramedics who administered CPR
Thanks for letting me know that's not the actual fish mr or mrs reporter.
post 1613623411 08-15-2020, 12:28 PM
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Top 10 most embarrassing ways to die
post 1613624061 08-15-2020, 12:36 PM
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This is the most honorable way to die if you are a Japanese sushi master.
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post 1613624301 08-15-2020, 12:39 PM
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That photo of the fish is badly Photoshopped.
post 1613624321 08-15-2020, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By VinGas⏩
sharks=fish
notsureifsrs
post 1613624441 08-15-2020, 12:42 PM
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Fish was just out swimming minding his own business. He didn't do nothin wrong
post 1613624511 08-15-2020, 12:42 PM
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noice
post 1613624651 08-15-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias⏩
Fish was just out swimming minding his own business. He didn't do nothin wrong
if i had a fish, it'd be just like that one.
post 1613625251 08-15-2020, 12:51 PM
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once the fish leaps its all over
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post 1613625521 08-15-2020, 12:54 PM
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Fish chit get banged
post 1613626151 08-15-2020, 01:03 PM
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Jakes aside people tend to get a little too lax when fishing, especially in the ocean.


I'd imagine a lot of Floridies get badly hurt annually
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

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A bloatlord kills a boatlord
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post 1613629281 08-15-2020, 01:45 PM
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I am craving seafood right now. I will eat a fish in respect for this guy.
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post 1613629531 08-15-2020, 01:50 PM
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if you get hit at just the right millisecond in the chest you can be killed instantly, your heart will stop beating. I remember some kid died playing baseball when the baseball hit him in the chest at just the right moment in the heartbeat cycle.
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At least he died doing something he enjoyed (srs)
post 1613629741 08-15-2020, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Now if the guy wasn’t such a sissy and actually lifted , he’d probably still be alive.

Anyone know his user name ?
Jackmack
I loe e.
post 1613629811 08-15-2020, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Now if the guy wasn’t such a sissy and actually lifted , he’d probably still be alive.

Anyone know his user name ?
Fuqdatass

He's always by the shore too
post 1613630361 08-15-2020, 02:05 PM
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damn mackerel are tasty... didn't know they were that deadly
post 1613637001 08-15-2020, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By dannyg1217⏩
A bloatlord kills a boatlord
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