If so what did they steal


I had my backpack stolen from my locker in HS

Also remember some fukkers stole some lawn care equipment from my backyard when I was younger in the night (srs)



In for krazy stories like you woke up and found your car with no tires etc

I stole your gf once

real story

when i was 12

2 men from my complex broke into my house when i was at football

my neighbor seen it and recognized them and told my step dad

lets just say they went to the hospital and we got our **** back

The people who stole your shoes were outstanding citizens bro?

you should become a wrestler and work an angle with sheamus


**** would be hilarious

I had someone use my debit card once. It was weird cuz I had the card, but I had a charge like 30-40 minutes away.

playing basketball inside a church and someone stole my flip phone

You sure he didn’t fuk your girl while you were gone too

Jesus Christ

Some n-words stole my boys car a while back.

my friend and i got mugged at gun point last year. took my wallet and keys

my car got broken into a few years back. took my backpack which had laptop in it

I use to go to the gym after school in high school. I was lazy and hated locking my backpack. And then one day someone went through my backpack, stole my ID and all the change in my backpack.

That's all I got and I always lock my **** now.

someone stole and stripped an S2000 (luckily i didn't have more than 100K under the hood) i owned. that sucked but i broke even with the insurance payout

blondie came over after slapping me at a party and begged me to give her another chance. she then refused to leave and started screeching like she was being murdered when i tried to drag her out

i took her shoes off and threw them out the front door onto my lawn and someone stole them lol

was the best theft ever

This legit made me laugh thanks bud

I've been mugged before. Dude robbed me of 20 bucks. This was before I was lifting. I was a young, naive kid who was walking around near the waterfront. I saw a bag on the walkway, and it was unattended. I walked over like an idiot and tried to look for a nametag to call. This homeless black dude walked over and started yelling at me to put it down. He kept walking alongside me and talking chit faking being friendly, but it was clear he wasn't gonna leave me alone. He had this thick South African accent. I was also pretty sure he had a gun in his jacket. We walked along the waterfront and he sort of tried to lead me to a more secluded area across the river. I just insisted we walk in the other direction. I'm pretty sure it was some kind of drug deal that I fuked up. Anyway, I was pretty upset and nervous at the time. This was when I was an obese little kid, and I had no real understanding of the world. I was pretty scared. He told me he was a homeless dude from Africa and he said he needed food. (He claimed he was a sex slave on a boat...weird af.) The guy also tried to buy weed from some other black dude on the waterfront as well. And then he had to pee and bizarelly took a leak right there next to the drug dealer. And the drug dealer was like WTF GTFO of here. It was so fuked up, but I was fat back then and couldn't really run away so I just sort of had to deal with this insanity. He wouldn't stop following me around and talking to me and eventually I just straight up told him I was just a student and I wanted to call to see whose bag it was to return it and I didn't mean any trouble. He then demanded I buy him something. I felt bad for him, and I just wanted to get out of there without being assraped or killed. So I gave him a $20 bill I had in my wallet and said can you please leave me alone. And he left.

It was pretty beta af of me, but I didn't know how to deal with those situations back then. I went home and my dad yelled at me for giving him $20 and said I was a gullible idiot lol. Today, I wouldn't give anyone anything, and I never go anywhere without a knife. But I also wouldn't approach an unattended bag. It could be a bomb or a drug deal.

Thankfully, they have cleaned up the waterfront a lot, but back then it was full of criminals.

Also, when I was in high school, some ******* stole my ti-83 calculator. It was probably one of my bullies. They were mad because I used to play Phoenix on there and enjoy it. God forbid I enjoy anything in life.

In elementary school, there was a bully who would demand 25 cents tithe from people's lunch money randomly. It was pretty lulz because he would get away with it and nobody really cared enough to argue or report him. He probably made a lot of money over the year lol. I think he bought pokemon cards with it. Mafioso or wall street exec in the making.

not sure if

Do u remember what it was like before? I mean sure maybe it is bad now with the police refusing to do their jobs and the riots and chit, but it got better before that. It was really bad like 10+ years ago. Junkies everywhere. I haven't walked on the waterfront in like a year so I have no idea what it is like now. Last time I walked there, plenty of girls were jogging solo, so I think it was pretty safe for a while.

Sunglasses stolen from my car

They broke the side window. Fukin cost more to fix the window than that $60 glasses.
Also they took couple of my Lil Wayne mix. Still never got over it

Couple of times. The most painful, by far however, is what is very forcefully and viciously being taken by the Norwood Reaper. fukk that fukkin *******...

Not me personally but i know the natives had the entire west continent stolen from them by the Americants.

when i did my poverty cut from august 2018 to new years, i walked on the waterfront every day for hours

plenty of needles/caps and one time i saw a dude shooting up in broad daylight

it's always been a disgusting place

hnnnnggg sloots exercising though

what's cooler though was when i saw a massive sea lion pull a huge fish out of the water, swallow it whole and then belch and have a piece of it shoot out of its mouth

was majestic

have also seen lots of tits on the waterfront with sloots sun bathing/doing photoshoots on docks

What? When did this happen? I've never seen tits on the waterfront. WTF

Might have to go down there.

if you go to the east side of the waterfront near the hawthorne bridge and then walk toward OMSI, there's a floating dock where sloots are always laying out topless

i saw a nice pair of DDs yesterday at the oaks park beach too

and today i saw a lady pull out a tit to feed her baby (and then pull a pair of panties out of the stroller and put them on wtf)

what can i say, i see tits everywhere i go

Yup. Family didn't really have a lot of money so I was playing basketball in my worn out skate shoes when I was 11-12. When I was 13/14 I saved all the money I earned washing cars and gardening eventually bought myself a pair of white AND1s. Had them for about 4 months before they were stolen from my locker. Kinda looked like this.

I had my law school books and notes stolen by another student right before finals

I had my tuner and car documents stolen out of my dash

The firm I’m a partner in had an employee embezzle 30k

Someone used my cc info to buy 2k in gift cards

In a Chinese airport I had my backpack stolen with tablet, wallet and passport in it

I use to go running on fire roads up a mountain. Parked my car, noticed a small dude and girl parked in a car 20 yards away.....they look cheap, like on crack or something. Came back after my run and my passenger side window was broken, stereo missing. It was a cheap fukcing $15 stereo I bought from the flee-market. I bought replacement window from Pick and Pull junk yard and installed it myself. Think it cost me $40.

Someone tried to steal my car. They broke the steering column to unlock the steering and tried to hot wire it. They blew a fuse doing that and the car wouldn't start. This was when I use to live in cheap places to save money, which means neighbors are usually scum. I stopped doing that, lifes a lot better.


Somehow someone used my credit card and ordered $1000+ of crap. My bank covered all of it though.

Nope, not that I can remember...

I do happen to get followed around by security whenever I go grocery shopping though.
So maybe I give off bad vibes or that I'm up to no good and people steer clear?

Had my car broken into a couple times

Every time they miss the emergency cash I tuck into my car's owners manual and they usually take bull chit like a $5 flashlight and equally cheap pocket knife from my glovebox. Also one thief stole me mixed CD's and left the led Zeppelin box set I had in the car lmao fukking cheeky kents

My gym locket got ripped off once and same deal they took the lunch money out of my wallet but didn't find the $50 I had tucked into a credit card slot lmao

The only legit thieves that have taken me for serious cash is the American government that taxes me every year so they can "bail out" the rich and blow up brown people because world police. Fukking crooks.

Car got broken into couple weeks ago, took a portable car jump starter, phone charger, my oil for the oil change i was gonna do, and a replacement tail light

truck got stolen out the driveway a few years back, thankfully recovered a few days later a couple towns over

would have never even gotten a fraction of the money back given how much aftermarket stuff there is on it, but he pulled the sound system and pawned it i assume. i didn't follow up but i assume it was some tweaker cause he spray painted one of the fenders then parked it in some residential neighborhood while he stole other stuff. was full of other peoples tools and a halloween mask so i hope he didn't use it for anything too crazy

still use the angle grinder he left in it to this day. neither PD involved wanted the stolen goods back so i gave em to friends

My car got broken into once and they took the speakerbox and amp out of it plus caused a lot more damage in the process. I've had a lot of things dissappear and I can't say I know they were stolen but not sure if I just lost them either.