This one time i farted and

and a nice little chunk of poo came flying out but it was smaller and defined so it was hard to actually tell i shat myself srs. (not to say i havent legit shat myself a hundred times, where you know instantly and freak out, but i'm talking ghost sharts).


anyone ever been there? like you dont realize you shat yourself until you go to bathroom whenever later and notice it's a little too slippery between the cheeks, test wipe and see chit?


hate that but also really love it in an odd way