Am I gonna make it? What's the next step?

Congrats op - did he bite your ear?

fuk i hope this isnt real life

No it was a female. Ex-coworker I haven't seen in like 8 months. She turned 18 recently too. Sorry friends, no pics.Thanks I guess. I'm 21.

Good job bro.

Next: PIITB

is this real life?

hell ya dude repped

How sore is your angus brah?

negged

Next try holding hands or getting your balls ultrasounded.


When I was in middle school and we were picking people for basketball teams, this girl grabbed my wrist and walked me over to her team, didnt actually hold hands but it was very close to it cause her hand was next to mind. It felt like electricity shooting down my spine.


Then when I was like 21 I had my balls ultrasounded because I had blood in my semen and they wanted to rule out cancer. The ultrasound tech was this 40 something average looking woman, there was no chaperone, she didnt even offer me one, so I think she was into me. She had the lights dimmed down so she could see the monitor better, it was really intimate. I was set laid back on the table with my feet up in stirups and my legs spread and she put that gel on my balls, it was just like how they put gel on a pregnant woman for the ultrasound scan except it was on my balls, I already routinely shaved so it scanned really smooth.

There was no lock on the door but it was closed with us in there alone, then someone knocked and she panicked an ran over to the door and told them not to come in yet, then we made eye contact and both giggled at the absurdity of the situation. It was one of the most intimate and most cherished moments of my life.

Once youve tongue punched half a dozen sloots arseholes it all becomes the same and youre desensitized to everything. You want to know real intimacy get your balls ultrasounded in a dark room with a random middle aged woman, you two will share a bond that few have.

Woah there cowboy. Let's not move too quickly now.I used to rate her like a 6/10 but I think I'm bumping it up to a 7.5/10 now that she has started losing weight and working out (estimated stats rn are like 5'8 and 145 lbs).Probably not.Bonrar was partially achieved 13.6 seconds into the conversation until I willed it out of existence.Angus still maintains total combat readiness, can confirm it was not engaged.ThanksNo thx jeff I'm more interested in traditional relationships not cancer checkups

You misunderstand. There was no smash #1, just a hug.

Thanks

calling the social distancing police on your ass

nice though, next step is stop being a beta kent and slide it in her poos

Everyone is saying to smash but there's quite a few steps in betweenI mean this was at work and masks were on so it wouldn't have been appropriate. Unaweir on how to kiss ******* and how to kiss females, please advice.