Edit: ultimate goldmine of copypastas

They aren’t mine


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1...6I/mobilebasic

Downloading thread and transferring to 24 different shock resistant hard drives, travelling to town via sewer network to avoid being hit by cars, entering high security bank and having an armed guard escort me to an underground vault where a safe with a combination lock harder to crack than the enigma code awaits with a velvet & diamond encrusted cushion ready for me to deposit said hard drives. In 300 years papers will be delivered via lawyers to my descendants with instructions to open the vault and send via the brilliant technological spacecraft we would have developed by then to Sirius B where our (by then common knowledge) ancient alien ancestors shall teach starchildren your story for the whole of eternity

have i missed something? why arent copy pastas a thing anymore

Rarely see them anymore, was hoping to get a few more responses. I guess the pasta doesn’t want to be brought back. There were some really good ones I don’t think most have seen, or at least in a long time

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rathe...r a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
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No offense bro but you are the ugliest mother****er I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump in appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion
so... she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata. Only you survived and that's how you ended
up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your
face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camels ass. ****s disgusting bro get it sorted or at least wear a bucket
over your head or something. peace.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.

've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

there was some copypasta posted somewhere of some gymcel getting bottomed out by some twink in the shower, can't find it but when I first read it I fukin spit out my drink lmfao

reps if anybody finds it.

inb4 creatine copypastas

Youve got to be kidding me. Ive been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Its just common sense

coypastas died on here because we rarely get new members. back then misc would have new registers every day and it was easy way to troll them

now when we get new registered accounts theyre just those kunts with no life who just make garbage threads for 6 hours get banned and come back do same thing tomorrow. itd be pointless.

misc is too small now

I read this guy's post and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfcker exactly how i eat my motherfcking steel cut oatz
i make a gigantic fcking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
every morning i take a goodly portion of that fcking pond of glory and i pour vanilla fcking soymilk in the fcking bowl with the fcking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fcking while they heat up
i've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfcker and it is not yet time to eat
i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fcking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fcking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fcking bowl, and i grab my fcking naked banana and i layer it into that fcking bowl.
At this point i collapse onto the floor and fck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fcking stand my gorgeous fcking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fcking bowl, the whole fcking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fck it until my neighbors call the cops

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

this one riles up the unawares:

Do you like Cardi B?

I've been a big Cardi B fan ever since the release of her 2018 album, Invasion of Privacy. Before that, I really didn't understand any of her work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Invasion of Privacy where Cardi's flow became more apparent. I think WAP was her undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of her preceding three singles. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Cardi B, Meghan Thee Stallion and Frank Ski. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this single hits a new peak of professionalism.

Take the lyrics to Money Bag. In this song, Cardi B addresses the problems of abusive political authority. Thotiana is the most moving pop song of the 2010s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Her lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rap. Cardi B's solo rap career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "Pull Up" and "Press". But I also think Cardi B works best within the confines of a group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Writing on the Wall", a great, great song, a personal favorite.

It still works. A couple days ago I had MBisonson arguing with copypastas. I kept waiting for him to catch on, but no, he didn’t lol

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day



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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Please come back, mr trdbbqwtflgbtq4wd



Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.

Lmao, reading all of them and so far I don’t think most of those are on the list I have

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually **** her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to **** her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

let me tell you something boy....

testosterone gets things done, it helps men to smack it when needed

we ain't a bunch of weak ass estrogen filled chicks sitting around squawking to each other about bullchit of piss

we create.....we provide.....we SMACK IT, and weak ass *******s like you are phucking it up

take notice of the cycle of piss in this here world boy:
hard times create strong men
strong men create good times
good times create weak men
weak men create hard times

right now we're in good times...VERY good times, but the hard times are coming, because weak ass *******s like you have been created from the good times....i smack the piss in the mouth....damn boy it feels good to smack it boy, in the piss, smack out