this happened years ago but it still makes me laugh because I basically exploded at the gym staff. The look of confusion & terror on their faces was lulzy.

Basically it was NFL sunday and I'm an NFLcel. So I was moderately walking on a treadmill while watching several games. I figured better than sitting around and watching.

Anyways, I was watching the final minutes of a game and stopped walking/running. I just stood on the treadmill and watched the TVs. After about 10 minutes a staff member came up to me and said that if I wasn't using the treadmill I should step off it. Completely understandable, however there were numerous treadmills on either side of me being unused. But regardless, if another person wanted to use that specific treadmill I get it and it was fine.

I stood around on the floor and continued watching the game as it finished. However, I noticed no one used the treadmill I got off of. As I was leaving I asked the staff, why I was asked to get off the treadmill if no one else used it?

One staff said its because some girl said I was standing on the treadmill and staring at her ass (LOL if you think I'm thinking of ass during an NFL game).

I started yelling at the entire staff and said NO HOT WOMEN GO TO THIS GYM and there aren't any here to even glance at unless you are interested in single mom dumpy assed or old women. I said if there ever is an actually conventionally-attractive woman like Kate Upton, working out I want them to call me so I can come in specifically to stare at her ass. LOL if you think I would glance at the pigs at my gym (mind you the staff were all ugly unfit women too).

They were silent & totally shocked not to mention everyone in the gym heard. I then left....They didn't ban me from the gym either.

Anyway....I didn't say it was the best story but it is technically "a story".

tldr:



INB4: /this happened....it did.

Yeah i heard u like to stare at black men in spandex

@SteadyFlexOnU

Neither a steady nor flex.... on me.

Alpha (srs). Need to put these dumb bitches in their place - jfl @ how even 3/10s think every guy will WK them

this happened

Why would I lie? I never back the fuk off on this forum esp in the R&P section. I'm not exactly crazy but have no problem with confrontation.

I mentioned Kate Upton cuz that is when she was the "it girl". years ago.

bump cuz bored


Oh...blackpill for the doubters...

Attractiveness (or rather what is considered attractive) is normally-distributed. Very very few people are legit attractive to MOST people. Lulz at every tom dick harry saying their 200lbs whale is a beautiful princess (maybe if she is 7ft and pregnant I guess).

One way to look at this is why are so few people still attractive past their youth? Youth is primary determinant for most of attractiveness but once thats gone ...very few Brad Pitts and Melanias are still left standing.

INB4 I am some doomer incel
BTW I am a doomer incel

U sound deranged. Lmao if u actually did this. Psychopath

yeah maybe...i can't remember if my teams won or lost that day though...so I deserve some slack.

More often than not it's some hag assed whale that thinks every man wants her.

Crazy thing is when the staff told me that some girl accused me of staring at her ass...I wanted to go directly to her and WTF? her. I specifically asked them who said it...but they didn't tell me. That is why i was yelling and hurling insults at a very high volume...I wanted to make sure SHE heard whomever and wherever she was.

When they’re that big, it’s hard for their asses not to be in your field of view.

This is the problem with grown men following sports like fairies

Yeah my gaming console was being repaired or I woulda been doing that. That's way way more manly than watching sports.

should have gotten back on the treadmill and start fapping

hehehe

Based on the time you took to write a novel about your story you're a weirdo. I wouldn't want you at my gym either

i wrote that entire thing in about 2 minutes. I can type very fast and I write exactly like I speak..conversationally....plus I've told that story before....this post took me 20 seconds btw.

Also ff**** Off.

EDIT: finding Kate Upton gif told me 3x longer

this could be a seinfeld episode and george would play you

I was there that day.

I can confirm.

OP was stunning and brave.

You were staring at the NFL players' asses though and forgot to say no homo.