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post 1615838941 09-07-2020, 02:41 PM
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Nothing worse than having to chit when you're sleeping...

When you're about to fart but then feel a bit of a rush and then hop outta bed quickly to chit.

A split second could have made you shat the bed.
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post 1615838981 09-07-2020, 02:42 PM
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cant relate
See user title srs
post 1615839051 09-07-2020, 02:42 PM
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Even worse when you're smashing. Throws the whole game off.
post 1615839171 09-07-2020, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By goingcia⏩
Even worse when you're smashing. Throws the whole game off.
I was in the middle of smashing a chick and had bad gas, then after I came I was like "Excuse me for a moment..."

tried to turn on the bathroom fan and let it out piece by piece.
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post 1615839361 09-07-2020, 02:47 PM
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thats why
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post 1615839381 09-07-2020, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
I was in the middle of smashing a chick and had bad gas, then after I came I was like "Excuse me for a moment..."

tried to turn on the bathroom fan and let it out piece by piece.
Happens often. Whoever came up with the whole dinner date then smash routine is chit at planning. If you eat, you'll want to fart just in time for smashing. It should be: drinks, then smash, THEN food.
post 1615839441 09-07-2020, 02:48 PM
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post 1615839551 09-07-2020, 02:49 PM
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There are literally a **** ton of things worse than this
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post 1615846161 09-07-2020, 04:03 PM
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post 1615847281 09-07-2020, 04:13 PM
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Can't relate. Take a dump every day, 7:30am like clockwork. One fell swoop. A nice long kraken.

I seriously can't comprehend how some people's bowel movements are not regular. Like some people try to find a bathroom at work and in public cuz it's a fuking emergency.

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post 1615847341 09-07-2020, 04:14 PM
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i cant remember last time i pooped at night lol

maybe cause i rarely eat until night time. i do IF

i wake up and chit and then shower. its like clock work
post 1615847711 09-07-2020, 04:18 PM
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Vacationing with a new girl in a small hotel or on a cruise ship for a week is the absolute worst.
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post 1615847981 09-07-2020, 04:21 PM
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Honestly i just let it out and clean it up in the morning. I figured most people do this.
post 1615848021 09-07-2020, 04:21 PM
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post 1615853491 09-07-2020, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By thadderbox⏩
When you're about to fart but then feel a bit of a rush and then hop outta bed quickly to chit.

A split second could have made you shat the bed.
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post 1615853681 09-07-2020, 05:30 PM
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lol if you dont have bed time diapers
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