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There's no way Santa Claus will be allowed to deliver presents this year
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09-10-2020, 12:28 PM
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- SoutheastBeast1
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There's no way Santa Claus will be allowed to deliver presents this year
Going house to house like that? Dude is going to be delivering more than presents. Can't imagine this won't get shut down.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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09-10-2020, 12:29 PM
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09-10-2020, 12:30 PM
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- JustMoved24
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- JustMoved24
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Cancel Xmas. Santa’s workshop only has white elves working. Ohh the privilege! Not diverse enough. Cancel it all !!
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09-10-2020, 12:31 PM
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Bro - everyone knows Christmas magic kills all pathogens. Don't be that way.
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09-10-2020, 12:36 PM
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Umm Santa Claus is all knowing, and can be in multiple places at once. Pretty sure that would make Santa a God and thus he would not be able to be infected. He's probably not even a physical being.
09-10-2020, 12:38 PM
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09-10-2020, 12:40 PM
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- SoutheastBeast1
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
Cancel Xmas. Santa’s workshop only has white elves working. Ohh the privilege! Not diverse enough. Cancel it all !!
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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09-10-2020, 12:43 PM
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- ChristmasFnatic
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- ChristmasFnatic
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Shut up OP!
09-10-2020, 12:48 PM
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- Merc009
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- Merc009
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Cancel santa
-Some people say good things come to those who wait, truth is, good things come to those who work..... who work later.....who work harder...... who are willing to go further than anyone else to get them. If you're waiting for good things to come to you, you'll be waiting for a pretty long time.
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