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post 1616269311 09-11-2020, 08:05 PM
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Problem due to my bidet toilet seat

I installed a bidet seat

It’s shaped differently from the previous seat

Now my logs drop and accumulate in dry space above the water line

Flushing often does not effectively obliterate all signs of my feces

What do I do now
post 1616274131 09-11-2020, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
I installed a bidet seat

It’s shaped differently from the previous seat

Now my logs drop and accumulate in dry space above the water line

Flushing often does not effectively obliterate all signs of my feces

What do I do now
Eat it
post 1616274501 09-11-2020, 09:13 PM
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thought title said Biden toilet seat
**afraid to leave his house crew**
**flat earth crew**
**WW2 didn't happen crew**
post 1616274931 09-11-2020, 09:17 PM
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can you tell mehow to use a bidet?

do you srsly just wipe your dirty poopy ass while water splashes at it? GROSS

how does it even clean it? i once took a chit then had to shower and i didnt wipe. basically felt like rubbing my fingers thru melted chocolate and it was a dirty mess. dis is what bidet users do?

TP for life boyo
post 1616295761 09-12-2020, 05:41 AM
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baby wipes crew
post 1616296401 09-12-2020, 05:51 AM
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eat the logs
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