Back in my college days, there were 5 of us living in a 5 bedroom house. One guy bought a train set. He wouldn't let any of us play with it because he would take the section of the track that transmits the power to the rest of the track with him whenever he left the house. I didn't really care to play with a train set, but thought it was kind of rude to put the train set in the living room for his own use.

So I unplugged it from the wall and put invisible Scotch tape on the prongs in such a manner that it would not be visible. I wasn't at the house when the guy came home, but my other room mates told me that he fooled around with it for 3 hours and was packing it back up in its box to return it when he saw the tape.

What's your best prank?

i got a girl pregnant and when she told me she needed money.I ran away

Some guy kept on parking in my space at work. So one time I followed him through the parking garage and pranked him upside the head with a tire iron.

ȟͪ͑͆̌̋̌̚͢͏̱̘̦͔̱͕̺̻͕̰̙̣̯ͅ �� �̟i̵̛̹͍͇̘͍͈͙̯̖̻̽ͤͩ̿ͤ̌̈̄ͅ ̸̶̧̧͕̬̲̬̖̜͎̉̿͛̽́m̉́̔̑ͣͨ́̑ �� �̡̫̼͖̘͙̠̮̜̼̹͖ͨ́̀͘ͅì̴̷ͫ̾͡ ́ ̥̺̝̯͕̫ͅ ̢͓̤͔͍͓͔͉͎̖̒̊̿̋͋̍ͥ̽̾̀ͨ̕͜͟ͅ n̛͚͙͇̩̼̙̣̱̙̊̎̇͛̏ͯ͋͐̏͆ͦͥ̎͜a ̟̠̠̲͙͂ͨͣ͂̓ͨͣ̾͋ͫͫ̓ͫͯ̊ͯ͜͜͟͡ ̮̖̻͇̞̝̣m̷̫̮̖̥̙͇͍ͦ̅͛̊̆̆̊̀̀ �� �̫̩͇̘͓eͦ͆̒̂̓͐̓͋͗ͪ̄̍̄ͬ̒̈́ͥ͛ ̔ ̢҉͈̪͉̙̺̪͔̗̀ ̶͍͚̳͓̤̤͙̗̹̩͎͕̪͕͓̙̓̉ͫ̊ͩͤ̂͜ ̻e̷̛̛̲̻ͩ̍̿̌̌̓̓ͭ̌ͭͥͭ̍̏̽̃̊͝ �� �̭̪̯̫̰̟͓͈̯̙̦̻ͅs̴͉̫͚̆̄̆̾͋̀ ̦ ̺͚̮̹̰͎̥̱̮͉̪̙ ̡̨̩͖͍͚ͩ̆̆͊͐ͦͪͮͤ̃͒̾͊ͤ͆͐́͞ͅ ͍̫͔͚̯͙̹̯̩͚̞̭ͅg̛ͭͣ̂̈́̑̾̃̑͌̚ �� �͎̦̳̝̖̥͔̘̜͇̞̰̪i̶̐̂̊̒̎̇̓ͩ̐ ̵ ̶̸̴͍͎̹̝̫̣̪̩͉̫͓͇̬̣̻̙̭̳oͦ̈̅ �� �̷̹̼̼͖͓̣̤̯͍͖͓͙̄̅͢͞͞͞r̈͋͛͋ ̏ ̖̱͍̝̯̤̘̳̱̪̹̗͔͓̫̀̀͡gͫͯ̋̄̊͞ �� �̯̠̳̮̝̙̣̘͉̟͇̞̲̤͉̹̱͠͝iͥ̏̾̅ ̐ ̪͕̥̼̻̫͍͓͂͠͞ö̧̃ͥ̀̊͒͛͂̍̋̈͢ �� �̡̤̩̖̖̭̲͈̯̲͕̦̟ ̡̙̤͉̝̙̲̂̏ͮ̊̀̏̿͜ĭͫ̀̎ͣ͛ͤ̉̓ �� �̸̻̰̰̭̖̖͍̣̥̝͇͎̫̼͎̙̜̍͛͝͠ ̛̝͖̠̼͚̩̿̿̿̈́̒͒ͪ̆̂̎̌͘͢͟w̅ͩ̔ �� �̡̛̭͍͕̥͓̪̾̒̂͒̋ͣ͑̄̀͌ͦ̾̕͠͞ �o ̵̵̖͙̼̜̻̥͇͎ͭ̓͛̅̾͞͞e̔̃ͨ͗ͪ͐̚ �� �̢̛͎͖̖̞͌͘͢͠řͫ̓̃̀̍̓̾̔͋ͦͨ͛ ̽ ̵́̀͏̵҉̜̻̮̙̖̘̫̩͈̻͖̗͇̘̣̙̜͚ͅ k̡͎͍̺͈̫̫͚͊ͨͣͭ̅̈́̈͂ͣͥ̔̐ͥ̆̚͞ �� �̭̬͚̺̫̬̹̰̻͍ ̌̍̿ͬͭ̈́͏̛̼̮̗̹̹̯̖̗̹͚͎i͗͌̽́̀ �� �̧̘̯̭̠̘̼͚̩͕̣͎̙̆͑͑̚͠͞nͬ͂͋̓ ͨ ̴̯̮̣̝̔̓̔̅͛ͪ̑͑̍ͩ̃͘͠ ̵ͥ̎̊͏̱̙͓͙̜͈̤͈̲͎̺͇̳͇͚̣pͤ̊̑ �� �̴̴͚̗̝͔̮̼̺͇̳̅ͬ̑ͮ̿̾ͯ̃̇̂̎̕ �o ̧̨̫̣͐͐ͭͤ͗̄͂̃ͬͥͯͩ͌̚͠ͅt̒̍ͦ̀ �� �̴̡̗̗͓̭̳̬̎́̆ͧͮͨͯ̌ͦ͒̓ͧ̒̀ͅ �� �̗̮͎̱̘͔̮̭̭ͅa̎͆̿̆ͭ͑̃ͬ͗҉̸̨̨ ͎ ͍̠̱tͮ͗̂̉ͦ͂͋͛̉̇̂ͬ́ͥ̚͟͠͏̸̢̟ �� �̰͙͍̝̖͍̣̯o̘̗̗͇̬͆̄̌̋̏͐̊ͭ͟ͅ ͈ ̱͕̥̹͓̺͓͙ͅe̢͐͊̂͆̍ͣ͆ͣͭ̒̌ͥ̕͘ �� �̢̦̤̙͎̜̫͕ ̷̢̖̪̟̫̖̤̠̱͈̝͎̮̠̖̰̮͆͛̽ͪ̆́̕ ͈̭̲f̺͈̖͌ͭ̃̈̃̒̄̆ͬ͗̾͑̒ͪ̂̌ͯ͟ �� �̼̫̟͔̞̱̝̺̗͓͙̯̥͙͖a̍̉̑̃ͬ̓ͫ͛ ͋ ͋͆̓ͬ҉̪̪̼̤̺͙͉̟̻̰͖͚̮̟͙͘ͅk͊͐ �� �̸̨̛̮̭̣͕̌̑̅͠t́͂ͪ̈́̾̅̓ͥ̾ͦ͒̄ ͞ ̨̕͏̳͔̝̻ȏ̸̶̱͗͛ͪ̊͗ͪ̽ͯͫͭ́̚͘ �� �̹̗͎͉̦̝̦̠̲̤̤̫̞̲r̃͒͋͑̒͐ͥͯͯ ͥ ͐͏͡҉̹̠͎̰̺͈͠y̎̓̔ͭ̐͗̀ͩ̒͂ͣͦ͋ �� �̴͉̝̳͉̤͓̻̭̗̼ ̷̷ͯͧ̾̅̾̃̿́ͨ̿̈̔͊ͪ̅ͤ͏̧͔͍̱͈̞ a̛̖̝̭͎̋ͫ̿̅̄̏̅ͯͦͫͣͯͮ̍̈́͆ͩ͜n̏ ̧̡̙̟͎̹͖̣̣̦̠̿̐̿̂̅̒͐͊̓͐̄̿͐̊ ̥̥͎͕̺̭͇̱d̡ͬ͋͐͐͛̎ͪͣͦͤ͡͠͠҉͚ �� �̱̠̬ ͖̲̭͇̩̖̬̰͂̎̏̽ͪ͋̃͛̆̇́ͩ̓̂̿̕͡ ̺̦͉̲̖̱̱̰̙sͦ̏ͨͫͩ̽̋̀̌ͣ̒̈̐ͪ͛ �� �̎̑ͩ͏̼̩̫͓̩̯̫̗͚̰͔̮̹̠͎̱́͡ͅ �i ̨̯̪̪̻̘̪̌ͧ̓̀̀̈̈ͩͭ͆͆̊͒̋͒̚͞͞ ̳̪ņ̸̧̪͇̻͙̯̖̹̙̥̥̝̺̮̣̂͛ͮ͘͢ �� �̪͇c̠̲̟̥̥͈͕̥̘̜̓̓̍̍͊̀ͮ̈́͢͞͞ ̪ ͚̤͎̲̦̲̬e̵̩͈̩͖̯͒͗ͣͮͥ̇̓͗̿̓͡ �� � ̸̵̫̘̮̠̏͗̾ͥ̿̔͆̆͂̑ͥ̔̿̇̏̀͢͞ͅ ͎͇̗̮ḿ̵͔̮͇̠̬̖̹̗̘͈́͆̅̀͠͞͞ͅ �� �ī̢̛̛̟̘̥̬̰ͥ̍ͫͪͩͣ̒ͩ͂̊͛̈́̊̉ ̠ ̥̠̗͓͉͇̯͚̞̗̰ͅ ̭̲͕͓͖̹̬̱͚̭͇̋̂ͯͭ̌̆̈́̎ͬ̈́̍̿ͭ͘ ̖͉͇̰̭̺͓pͤ͂ͥͭͫ̓̑̿̄ͧ̋ͩ͐̅͒͘͡ �� �̥̦͕͍͔̣̠̱̫͍̳̜͔̺̘͖ͅa͛ͮ̉̿ͮͭ ̒ ̵̡͖̫͈̖͉̰̤̠͙̻̠̳͚̜̻̬͓̌̅͐ͨͪ͂ d̷̶̹̗̳͛̿͋̉̐̃ͤ͑̃̅͌͊ͤ̾̚̚͘͘̕ �� �͇̝̣͓͈̖͍r̰͕͐ͦ̽ͫ͂̐ͥͣ͒ͯ̇̚͢͝ ͍ ̮̫e̤̺̩̠͆͋̇ͤ̇̎ͫ̓͋̈͛̈́ͪ̎̇́͞͝ �� �͎̣ ̌̎̎̊ͫͧ͂̋̌ͤͬ̆̀͢͠҉̱̱͚̘̖̳̟͍͠ ̥̗̫̙̥͍d̓͗ͨ̊ͤ̓ͮ̉́͛͒ͮͦͮ̄ͭ̍ͦ �� �̷̼̺̠̳̗̞̥͙̲̝̀͟͞ǐ̓ͬͭͧ̅̚͟͡ ͠ ̠̪̯͖̣̹̠̬͔̪̯̥̠͙̩e͆ͧͦ̿͛͒̅̌̚ �� �̅̔͏̧̳͇̪͍̭ͅd̐ͬ̏̓̊̇ͣ̑̓̆ͯ̍͏ ͟ ̸̖̱̤̝͜͝ ̶̢̦̘͎͖͓̥̮̠͎̺͇͆̊͆͑͆͑̉̒ͨ̓͟͞ ͕̲̙̦i̐̇ͬ͗̂̎̀ͧͪͩ̿͊̉͌̾̌̎͏̛͜ �� �̹̤̦̜͔̰̝͍̞͚̻̣̘̣̣̹͘n͋ͯ̊͐͌͆ ͩ ̶̧̛̟̠̱͉̥͈͎̫͈̗͍̰̣̗̩̪̓͒̈́̕ ̬̤̺̭̲̖̥͕̻̹͔̟͚͚̇̀͋̑ͮ̎́å̓͐ �� �̏̅̄͏̷͏̟̞͖͔̱͎̮̥̦̬͜͠ ̵̟̽ͧ̎͐͋ͨͩ̅̓͆̅͗̿ͯ̈̈́͗̌̀́̀̀͠ ̮͍̜͙͚̼̠͙͇͖̺̣̗̮͚d̸͚̓̽ͥ͑̚͟͟ �� �̳̜̟̲̰̝o̓̄͗̐͊̾ͭ͛ͦ̇̑ͥ̽҉̡̯͠ ̲ ͙̥̠̪̩̹͕̱͔̦͈͔n̷͌͑ͯ̐̓̅ͣ͂̀ͭ̾ �� �̹̘̤̪̟̜ǩ̸̳͕̼̫̳͖̦͓̰͙́̓͌̀ͅ ̩ e̛͔͕͈̰̬̹͈̹͕̘̖ͩ̆ͯ̈́͠y͂ͬ̈̈́̃̓̆ ͖͇̩̺͙̥͔̎͋͌̎ͧ̄̏̄͗̔̓́͘͠ ̶̢̭̩̤̹ͮ͌̃̃ͬ̆̀̈͑͆ͫͩ́̄̈́ͬ͜͞͠ ͓̝̻̤͉̯̞̠w̴͕̥̬̙͓͑̈́͑ͭͩͬ͟ͅȃ̑ ̧̳̤͕͕ͣ̉̒̈́̈̏ͬ̄͛͌g̊ͬ́͌̋ͥ̿͌͐ �� �̀ͨ͋̑͆ͧ́͏̘̭̲̺̞̦͙̳̝̰͙̀͡g̔ͣ ͒ ̸̢̰̰̝͔̥̦͇̹̭̲̞̫̦͖̦̗̓ͫͬ̔ͣͨͬ ̭̮ŏ͉̰̪̪̟ͯ̀̍̽ͮͮ̿̐̾̊ͫ̀̃̑͊́ �� �͓̲̭͚̼̹̠n̸̔̐ͫͫͯ̆ͩ͒̀ͭ̓́̏̿̚ ҉ ̡͓̮̫̩͇͜ ̴̤̳̙̗̟̣ͥ̋ͪ̋ͤ̓̒͟ͅȧ͋̏̿̽ͤͣͥ �� �̔̓͠͡͏̲̪̻̮̗̘͓͚̘̥̹̩͈̻̜͈c̐̉ ̅ ̴̰̱̱̝̲͉͙͖͚̠͆ͯ̈́̇̓̔ͣ͆ͦͤ̈̉̚͢ ̻̠c̨̝͍͕̙͖̙̜̺̮ͣ̀͆̂̀͠iͨ͒͌̐ͮ͑ ̷̧̨̛̗̙̳̪̣̀ͣ̿̍̄ͬ̚d͆̈ͯͫͬ̊̃͂ �� �̧̳̦̼̈́̌ͤͩ̈́́͑̐͜͢ͅe̐ͨ̎̉͒͑̎̋ ̑ ̸̸̴͔̥͎̓ͯ̃̄̐ͣ̇̌ͨ͞͝ͅn̊͑ͧͪ̽̚ �� �̷͏̢̻͖͇͕̝̜̬͓̻̝͖̲͎̺̙͇̭͜ͅtͨ ͑ ͫ̔̋̋͛ͯͭ͏̛͓̼̥͉̦̰͓͎͜ ̢͎̰͚̘̖̥͍͊̏̃̍̋̈́̑̓ͩ͗̓̏̔̏̚̚͘ ̼͓͉̜̺͚͇̯i̸ͩͭ̊ͦ͋ͯͫͧ͌͏̵̭͉͢͞ �� 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̐ ̜̻̘̫̝̣̯̗̭͈̖̘̟̒̊ͯ̑͗̀͜ö́͂̔ͫ �� �̵͉̖̗̮͍̣͇̣̪̳ͯ̽ͥ̂̀͢͡͠� ̨̟̭̱̜̩̮̙͚͎̞͓̳̹̐̎̋͠͡͡͡ͅp̂̾ �� �̶̶̧͇̟̟͍̳̗̪̥̏̓̋ͩ̋̏ͯ͆̓̏̌͢ �� �̟̘͍͙͈̺̼̗̦lͧ̋ͬ̀̃͗ͯ̿ͪ̈̿ͪ̔̚ ͊ ͔͕͚̟͔͎̯̖̭͓͔͉̺ͪͪ̀͘͜ͅa̶͑͗ͭͩ �� �͚̙̯̰͍̦̤͈̜̥̫y̿ͧ͆̌̉̀̐͒̾̋̋͊ ̔ ̴̡̧̧̙̮͎͖̠͖̤̘͓ͦ̾̈ͨ̀ͅê͑ͫͦ̚ �� �́̿͌̍̽̏̑́̚҉҉̛̜̘̼͖̤͉̫̪͕̠͞ �� �̝͚r̢͕͉̮̼͎̱̤̿̋̒̊ͮͣ̊̍͗͗̎͒̐ ̪ ̙͎̘̱̫̗̥̗̠͖̪,̌̂ͧͦͧͥ̂ͮ̆̊̔̅̇ �� �̶̡͏̩̲̙̮͎̫̻͉ ̾͐̒̏ͫ͛̎͐͗̅ͧ̇͐̎͌̄̋̑̚͏͏̠͓̰͢ ̩̖̥̱̠̬̤͕̘̩ͅe̷̊̿͒͑͐̃͊͆̊ͤ͂ͨ �� �̼̲̲̝̤v̴̢͚͕̲̥̙͒ͦ͒̆ͮͨ̏̏́́͞ ̪ ̮̭̯͙̰̺̩̥ė̴͈͎͓̺̤͖̰̑͐̉̚̕r͆͛ ̢͉̬̞̬̒̔̀y̶̩͔̐͐ͣ̍̀̐̊̾̌ͥ̚͜͠ �� �͉̘̹̩͙͇̫̯͉̰͈͍̜̦d̔̋ͦ̒̆͗̉ͪ̚ ͘ ̸̧͏̣̗͓̭̯̣͙̦̻͍̯aͧ̍͋̒͐ͧ͋̓̍ͯ �� �̵ͬ̀͜͏̬͔͙̫̮̹ͅiͯ͊͗̈͏̧́͞҉̹̯ ̘ ͖͚̠̤̗̱̰̪̣͚̱̰ ̸̗̲̥̗͔̯̱̙ͮ͛͛͢ͅḭ̴̵̋̏͌̃̅ͨ̄ �� �̤͚̖͔̠͚͍̦͕̝ ̷̧̫͓̞̪͎̮̪ͪ̋ͮ̌ͧ̈́͛̓̾ͣ̽̿̍͗̚͘ ̗͖w̢̢̯̥̟̳̬͍͒̏͐ͪͩ͆̔͗̿ͭ͆̉͡ͅ �� �͕͖̖͎͔̮̲̻͔͚ȃ͗ͭͪ̓͐̎̎̽̈̌̈́̚ ̆ ̵̜͎̦͓̩̰̫͈̙̭̲̹͚̦̲̣͋̔̀̕͘͠ͅͅ t̡ͬͤͬ͑̓͋̓̊̋͒̑̂ͨͣ͊͂ͮ͜͠҉̶͎̻ �� �̰̟c̢̡͊̉̾̔̾ͤ̒͂͒̒̋ͫͥ̀͊̊͒̚͢ ̢ ̯̝̜͎͍̯̗̤̳̩̩̱̣͖̭ͅh̵̲̅͊̓ͫ̾͜ �� �̻ ̢̰̺̗̮̬̹͉͑͗͆̀̅ͮͦ̓̋͒̓͒͂̓͒͐͢ ̖̻r̴̅̈́̐̓̈ͥ̒̔̆̄ͣ̋ͯ͛̀͏̛͍̣̘̗ �� �͓ã̸̛̿̈́̐͗̋͋̃͢͏̦̤̮̣͎͍̲̤̹̘ ̞ ̳i̐ͧ̿̆̊̕͜͏̫̹̼̰͎̩n̷͐͆̿ͫͥ͢͢͡ ̷͔͎̣̞̝̥̳ͅȧ̶̸̵̺̲̳̩̋̊̉̚̚ḿͦ ̛͔̗̝͈̬͓͇͍̭̞͈̦͓͙̠̗̋͗ͣ̌̀͠nͣ �� �̨̛͖̪͍̩̖̰͖̓ͫͫ̏̽̔͘d́ͯ͐̃͆͗̆ ͥ ̷͍̫̭̙̰̜̖͉̦̙̫͇̼̠̃ͪ̿ͣ̎͛̆̎̕i �� �̴͙̥͙͈̣̤͉̰̩̋̄ͦ̂ͨͮ̈̈́͐͗̍̐͝ �� �̩̮͚ơ̶̦̼̱̺̯̫͒̔ͪͫ̋̑̽̿̂ͣ́͝ ̼ ͈̫̦͎̻̘̘̺.̔̑̓͆̃̍̓́ͪ̽̐ͬͪ̿̓̚ �� �̸̙͕͕̹̃̀͘͡ ̛̜̩̭̰ͤͫͯ̈̅̈̿ͪ̆͑ͨ́̌ͭ̑̊̿ͣ̚͟ ͎̜i̡̿͗͛͐̔ͥ̀͑ͬ̅̓̒̚͜͏̱͕̪̜͘͞ �� �͉̳̣̖͖̦ͅ ̷͇̪͖̳̪̩̩͔̤̮̘ͭͬ̎ͤ̈ͫ͂ͥ̃͞ͅjͪ �� �͒̽ͧ̒̎͒̾̑́ͭͤ͐̍̋͝҉̷̴̦̺͈͡ͅ �� �͖̮͔̩̤̬̱̜̖͙u̓͒͒̍̌̈́̆ͣ҉̸̡̗̫ ͔ ̖͕̯̗̲s̅͛ͮ̒ͪ̐͑̄̄ͣͭͩ͆ͤͣ͂̐̒ͥ �� �̢̣̳̞̲͈͖̺̘̳̪͈̺́͢͠tͧͧͤͫ̓̌̈́ ̽ ̵̨̼̖̟̩͓̲̰̱̬̼̣̜̠͎͖ͦ͘͢ ̦̠̱̣̫̲̤̮̻̟̙͓̮̭̣̘̭̄̑́͛̕͢wͨ �� �̷̡̢̧̩̙̥̹͓͓̯͔̯͎͓̠ͬͨ͋̚ȃ͐̀ ̄ ̷̨̖͖͔̹̻̹͔̱̝̰̤͖͕̲̠͉̦̥̑̊n̈́͂ �� �̵̢̰̹͍̮̳̤̃͆̃͟tͣͪͪ͑ͭ̊ͤ͐ͥ̋ͯ ̷ ̧̤̮͎̗̺̠͈̲͟e̵̡̍ͨ̑ͫͧ̓͆̀̌ͫ̚̚ �� �̸͚͔̯̮̲̮̪̺̭͓͖͎͇͚͙͇ ̴̡͓̬͉̭̖̥͎͈̥̮ͥ̐̿̃̃̆ͩ̅̂ͧ́̕͢ t̴̵̜̣͙̮͚̳̭̻̣̗͉̝̠̍̔̓ͥͩ́̕ͅͅ �� �̲̳ọ̧͕̻̜͍̠͖̪͌͂̏͊̇̄̏̏͘͝ ̉̒̉̽ͮͪ̌͠҉̕͠҉̤̤̝̗͓̤̘͙͕̣͎̘s �� �̷̏̇̊̍̅̀̈́̊͌͂̅̽̌̒͠͏͎͓̮͔̺͔ �� �̘̭͔̟͖͕̪̲̣̺͖aͫ͗̂̆̓ͮ̌ͤ̈́̆͋͐ ̈ ̵̡̝̘̣̬̰̣͔͎̲̺̙͚̽̾̋͒̚͢iͤ̄ͨ̆ �� �̴̨̼̩͓̱͚͌̅ͩ͘͞ͅ ̴̴̪̰̘͓̆̅̐̆̾ͣ̀́̚͡t̐̃̐̉̚͢҉̩ �� �̳̜̬̼̲̰̹̤̟͍̟̖h̓̋́̔ͮͧ̏̐̇̆̚ ̋ ̢̛̥̺͔̜͟ą̧̨̫̰͎̟͎͗̾ͭ͂ͦͨ̊͟͞ �� �͎̙̱̳̰̠͔̜̳n̒̽͐̿̾͛̀̾͒̓͛ͥ͋̅ ̒ ̿͆̐҉̴͘͏̴̳͍͚͇̰̖͎̘̯̝k̷ͬ͐͂ͤ̚ �� �͖͖̗̲̻̠ ̷̨͍̺͍̪͖̭ͦ̅ͤ͒̃̆̃̽͂ͬ̊̒̋͒̈́̔̔ ̟̭̜̳̠̳͕̜͔̲y̡ͤͧ̽͂ͮ̄̓͋ͥ̅̐̈́̚ �� �̴̵͕̫̞̦͎̥̠͓͜ͅo͐̆́ͩ̒͊̿̂̎ͭ̽ ̇ ̨҉́͏͕̱̩̥͇͙̣͍̩͇̩̱̥͓ùͣ̍ͭͧͬ �� 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̸̻̙ͭ̀̉͒͊̇͒̍̓͂̒ͫ͆ͫͯ̓̚̕͢͢͠ͅ ̱̜̰m̰̝͇͉͓̭̰̘̻͈̘͍̾̉̋̆́̚̕̕i̇ ̶̨̡̦̝̞̙͖ͮ̊̿̍͋͗̊ͣ̈͂̄̿̑̏͌ͤ̽ ̗̼̹͉ ̴̵̳̣̥̖̤̂͐ͩ͛̿̐ͤ̽̒͌̅ͬ̿̈́́͞͞ͅ ̻͙͕̹̮͔̣̙̼͚̘͚ͅdͯ̃͆ͫͧ̏̐ͬͣ̇̚ �

gay friend was searching for cawk on craigslist so he could bounce on me on my bday(he Was drunk of). he was s drinking a vodka Pepsi so I crushed up exlax and put it in his beverage. He ended up chitting himself on the dudes bed.

Post adverts for cheap **** on classifieds using your enemies numbers.

"PS4 with 20 titles for 150 bucks (urgent sale needs to go quick)" - is going to see someones phone blowing up for weeks on end and at horrible hours.

Once you have some experience under your belt and you level up, you elevate it to G4P escort adverts and Tranny escort adverts, asking them to text their dirty msgs through if they cant get through and you will return their calls.