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post 1616583331 09-15-2020, 09:33 AM
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Told a girl I was 8" and she forced me to be measured...

She thinks I'm 5.25" now. Couldn't get fully hard and she wasn't doing bone pressed.

Wat do misc? I'm a legit 6.75" BP but she thinks I'm tiny.
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post 1616583591 09-15-2020, 09:36 AM
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post 1616583681 09-15-2020, 09:37 AM
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Get a tape measurer that's in cm instead of inches. maybe you'll reach 8 then if lucky.
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post 1616583701 09-15-2020, 09:37 AM
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tell her you were in the pool
post 1616583891 09-15-2020, 09:39 AM
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post 1616584071 09-15-2020, 09:41 AM
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measure how deep and wide her vag is...its only fair
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post 1616584141 09-15-2020, 09:41 AM
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Tell her "Don't worry, it will feel huge in the hole where I intend to put it"
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post 1616584201 09-15-2020, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
She thinks I'm 5.25" now. Couldn't get fully hard and she wasn't doing bone pressed.

Wat do misc? I'm a legit 6.75" BP but she thinks I'm tiny.
Rookie move. ALWAYS tell them a size smaller than you actually are.

ALWAYS underestimate.

Ex. Tell her dik is 6 inches.
Show her 7.5 dick.
She's all like "OMG its way bigger than that"
post 1616584681 09-15-2020, 09:48 AM
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post 1616584741 09-15-2020, 09:49 AM
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Did you measure her gut OP? Tour is over for you son!
post 1616584871 09-15-2020, 09:50 AM
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bone press measurements are pointless, that is not the dik shaft that you can even fuk with.
post 1616584981 09-15-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By mikey09120⏩
Rookie move. ALWAYS tell them a size smaller than you actually are.

ALWAYS underestimate.

Ex. Tell her dik is 6 inches.
Show her 7.5 dick.
She's all like "OMG its way bigger than that"
this, if you above average, just downplay it like "oh its in the normal range"
post 1616585061 09-15-2020, 09:52 AM
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post 1616585191 09-15-2020, 09:53 AM
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tell her to get smaller hips
post 1616585351 09-15-2020, 09:55 AM
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Learn from this and move on. Unless you're a monster or micro dink and need to set expectations, you say "average" and tell her there's only one way she'll find out. Hint: It isn't when she gets out a ruler.
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