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post 1616703861 09-16-2020, 12:25 PM
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If your woman doesn't cook, she doesn't love you

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post 1616704291 09-16-2020, 12:29 PM
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Conversely, if you don't grill a steak for your woman on the weekend, you're not much of a man.
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post 1616704331 09-16-2020, 12:30 PM
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Don't forget serve it to you & grab you a beer. Then get you 2nds to make sure you're extra full, & clear it away when you finish.
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post 1616704341 09-16-2020, 12:30 PM
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post 1616704541 09-16-2020, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Don't forget serve it to you & grab you a beer. Then get you 2nds to make sure you're extra full, &clear it away when you finish.
Uh oh
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post 1616704641 09-16-2020, 12:32 PM
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She needs to be able to swallow as well because car trips can be long and we’re not stopping.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1616704651 09-16-2020, 12:32 PM
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Well she doesn't cook, but she makes $120k per year and I run the budget in our house.

You've seen my gym. You think I bought that on a teacher's salary?

Does that count as love?
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post 1616704671 09-16-2020, 12:32 PM
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do u cook for the women
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post 1616704681 09-16-2020, 12:32 PM
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My wife tries but I'm a better cook so I'd rather eat my cooking
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 1616704951 09-16-2020, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Well she doesn't cook, but she makes $120k per year and I run the budget in our house.

You've been my gym. You think I bought that on a teacher's salary?

Does that count as love?
this

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post 1616705361 09-16-2020, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Well she doesn't cook, but she makes $120k per year and I run the budget in our house.

You've been my gym. You think I bought that on a teacher's salary?

Does that count as love?
No, it counts as a business.
Originally Posted By ThenGuru⏩
do u cook for the women
You mean grill? Sometimes.
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post 1616705491 09-16-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Uh oh
Why the uh oh?
Originally Posted By BigCawkLarry777⏩
lol you set yourself up for that one
Set myself up for what ? What did I do now ?
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post 1616705601 09-16-2020, 12:40 PM
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What if I cook but poison it?
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post 1616705631 09-16-2020, 12:40 PM
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Meh, I'm currently working from home so I cook and she cleans. No complaints here. Plus that means she's eating grass fed beef instead of pizza or some other bull**** so it's a win win.
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post 1616705681 09-16-2020, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Why the uh oh?
I have to put my own dishes away. I think I might be in trouble.
Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
What if I cook but poison it?
They you get a stern talking to and will have to go back and make poison free food.
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post 1616705711 09-16-2020, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
No, it counts as a business.
Not sure if you're married or not, but cooking is just one of the many negotiable items to consider while running a household.

Personally, I like cooking, so I do that.

But I don't clean. And I don't do laundry.

I work approx 45-50 hours per week when the world is normal, and she works 55-60, so I'm not going to also make her do more work at home than I do.

I'm at least going to do my part so it's fairly even.
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post 1616705771 09-16-2020, 12:41 PM
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My woman has been on the verge of tears at times in the kitchen. I find it funny/endearing. Poor her.

Luckily I really enjoy cooking.
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post 1616705801 09-16-2020, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I have to put my own dishes away. I think I might be in trouble.

They you get a stern talking to and will have to go back and make poison free food.
What if you're died, though?
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post 1616705891 09-16-2020, 12:43 PM
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Man I feel sorry for the dumbasses who marry women who cant cook.
post 1616705931 09-16-2020, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I have to put my own dishes away. I think I might be in trouble.
Lol
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post 1616706021 09-16-2020, 12:44 PM
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Disagree,

I cook but that's because I'm better.

My wife also works full time too though I would have different expectations if she was a homemaker.
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post 1616706321 09-16-2020, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
What if you're died, though?
High test liver doesn't go out that easy
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post 1616706511 09-16-2020, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Not sure if you're married or not, but cooking is just one of the many negotiable items to consider while running a household.

Personally, I like cooking, so I do that.

But I don't clean. And I don't do laundry.

I work approx 45-50 hours per week when the world is normal, and she works 55-60, so I'm not going to also make her do more work at home than I do.

I'm at least going to do my part so it's fairly even.
Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Disagree,

I cook but that's because I'm better.

My wife also works full time too though I would have different expectations if she was a homemaker.
Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
Meh, I'm currently working from home so I cook and she cleans. No complaints here. Plus that means she's eating grass fed beef instead of pizza or some other bull**** so it's a win win.
All y'all got those high power career women eh?
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post 1616706551 09-16-2020, 12:49 PM
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post 1616706691 09-16-2020, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
All y'all got those high power career women eh?
I don't know what you call high power lol, but she's charge nurse.

She just works a lot of hours.
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post 1616707721 09-16-2020, 01:00 PM
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If you let your typical woman cook for you she'll put witchcraft chit in your food

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post 1616708201 09-16-2020, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By xLostxAngelx⏩
If you let your typical woman cook for you she'll put witchcraft chit in your food

Facts
I'm a wizard so it works.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
lol im seeing this half asian half swiss girl that cooks me turkish dishes 100% srs

she messages me saying good morning and good night (iyi geçeler) etc in turkish lmfao


not gonna gf her tho ayy
y r u lik dis?
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post 1616709241 09-16-2020, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
has tattoos, smokes and is a bit dumb

not my type lmao

what's so wrong about that
Well in that case it's ok.
Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
What you want for dinner fgt
Tacos.
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